A quick glance through that highly entertaining thread reveals no discussion of the infamous "bulge," what many are assuming is Bush's wireless device feeding information from his back to his ear (visible in all three debates). My own conjecture is that under the bulge we might find the original infant Bush, Bush as innocent as we all are born, while over the past fifty-some years this huge cancerous growth, this highly intelligent but thoroughly evil excrescence, has obtained such a size that the cowering Republicans threw a suit over it and placed it on a podium--meaning the United States executive office has been invaded by a horribly parasitic tumor, malignant is every respect.
A satire on all the worst features of every crappy American style magazine out there. I must say I'm looking forward to it. I offered them the exact same article I was writing for another American magazine. It would have run in Vice as self-attacking satire and in A.N.Other Magazine totally straight. That would have been superb, but probably illegal or damaging to my future as a writer. I also offered an article on 'a hot pink youth culture explosion on the streets of an Asian city', but nothing came of that either. Okay, I'm off to read the issue now, and see if it lives up to the mega-meta promise of its fabulous concept.
You know, reading this I'm thinking about the Uncanny Valley again. There's a very deep hole between the hip and the unhip, and this issue is right down at the bottom of that hole, digging.
I was thinking it would have to be something that could completely alienate his rabid base. Something so dreadful that no Republican on Earth would stand for, and would probably endanger his life. Something like:
"Clinton didn't do anything wrong."
Btw, you should read my conspiracy thread about Fox News! http://ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?msgid=5067275
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"so, um, do bj's count?"
but nothing trumps, " i don't believe in god."
if only.
a dream is truly a wish your heart makes.
The real Bush twins
(Talk about your pervert doppelganger!)
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(Anonymous) 2004-10-14 10:45 am (UTC)(link)what you think of it?
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A satire on all the worst features of every crappy American style magazine out there. I must say I'm looking forward to it. I offered them the exact same article I was writing for another American magazine. It would have run in Vice as self-attacking satire and in A.N.Other Magazine totally straight. That would have been superb, but probably illegal or damaging to my future as a writer. I also offered an article on 'a hot pink youth culture explosion on the streets of an Asian city', but nothing came of that either. Okay, I'm off to read the issue now, and see if it lives up to the mega-meta promise of its fabulous concept.
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"Remember that whole Iraq thing?"
"My holy empire is crumbling!"
Yeah, pretty much anything he says...will make him win (what?!).
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(Anonymous) 2004-10-14 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)"Clinton didn't do anything wrong."
Btw, you should read my conspiracy thread about Fox News!
http://ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?msgid=5067275
Adam