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[imomus]

Momus wanders around his home city of Edinburgh, Scotland waffling about bagpipes, heads on stakes, a painting called 'Bling Bling', the new parliament building, sheep and ghost droppings, and how he once stuck his tongue, for erotic thrills, into an Oxfam worker's tea. Finally he asks his mother to rebirth him and she says no.

Edinblog (15.56MB mono mp3 audio file, 34 minutes)

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Burke and Hare

[(Anonymous)]

I see my city as Belfast, although I'm from Larne, a place where west-coast Scots have absconded to (Burke and Hare are, ironically enough, buried there). My friend Stephie (fringe over eyes, Butthole Surfers t-shirt on backwards) now works as chief Edinburgh environmental health officer. Often stoned on Arthur's Seat, he contemplates and curses rule-breaking waste-sacks propped outside off-Royal Mile restaurants. Guardian reader, natch.

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