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Naoshima Hatecrush Slideshow

Momus, Hisae and Yoyo visited the arty f*cking island of Naoshima, in Japan's Seto Inland Sea, on an unfairly beautiful day in early January 2010. See, this is why I hate this man with a huge f*cking hatecrush.

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My name's Dick Murray, by the way, and Momus got me to do the narrative for his holiday slideshow because he couldnae be arsed himself. What a gantin' heedfeather.
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(Anonymous) 2010-01-20 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
"hes been blessed with good weather i'll say that for him even if he is a bastard...i mean i will repeat that."

Amen i mean can you imagine being stuck on holiday with that try hard toss head?
i'd say eh you, you, yeah you, prick. wha you think yous are anyway spinal jap or somehin?

fuck off back to the aggressive normality you were born in...bastard!

great post dick

(Anonymous) 2010-01-20 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Taigh na Galla ort, sassenach!

[identity profile] count-vronsky.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder what the blind men (http://www.wordinfo.info/words/index/info/view_unit/1/?letter=B&spage=3) would have thought (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Blind_monks_examining_an_elephant.jpg) of that vagina?

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(Anonymous) 2010-01-20 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Hilarious, informative, interesting. Well done Momus.

(Anonymous) 2010-01-20 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Memoirsにコンタクトして、dinner course of our choiceをつくってもらう？

(Anonymous) 2010-01-20 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
This is having your cake and eating it, isn't it? You want to put up a what-I-did-in-my-hols slide show, but at the same time you know some snotty anon will shortly come along to remind you that other people's holiday snaps are the acme of boredom. So you preemptively put the sub-Alan-McGee soundtrack all over it. I can see right through you, Mr Momus!

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
sub-Alan-McGee soundtrack

If you mean the Matt McGinn songs (http://imomus.livejournal.com/428403.html) in the background, I really doubt McGee rates him, since his favourite term of abuse these days seems to be "Fabian socialist".

(Anonymous) 2010-01-20 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeep. McGee. Please, Momus. I like to pretend that he doesn't exist. Don't pollute your blog.

Naoshima

(Anonymous) 2010-01-20 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
While you were galavanting around the other 90% of the island, I was translating a report about the great big waste processing plant that occupies 10% of Naoshima. I bet you had more fun.

(Anonymous) 2010-01-20 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Who are Momus's people these days (pictures, please)?


(Anonymous) 2010-01-20 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
fat bastard from austin powers: get in my bellllyyyyeee!!!

(Anonymous) 2010-01-20 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It just dawned on me (precisely at second 25 of the embedded video, after having read the comments before starting to watch) how much I will miss your blog once you complete your semicentury.

Thanks for doing this, thanks for doing it for so long and for doing it so well.

(Anonymous) 2010-01-20 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
ditto

And they might as well call Naoshima Prospero's Island because that shit is magical.

[identity profile] subalpine.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
ah ha, just as i'd feared, you'll soon be leaving Click Opera behind to focus on lucrative Unreliable PechaKucha engagements, won't you?

Dick Murray's accent

(Anonymous) 2010-01-20 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
How long did it take Murray to perfect that Antrim (with touches of Lanarkshire) accent?

(Anonymous) 2010-01-20 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"They look like maggots coming out of an apple." Nice post.
-Jace

(Anonymous) 2010-01-21 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
off topic, but Joemus popped through postbox other day and am really really enjoying it
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