This is having your cake and eating it, isn't it? You want to put up a what-I-did-in-my-hols slide show, but at the same time you know some snotty anon will shortly come along to remind you that other people's holiday snaps are the acme of boredom. So you preemptively put the sub-Alan-McGee soundtrack all over it. I can see right through you, Mr Momus!