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I spent quite a bit of time yesterday (but it was alright, because here in Berlin it was cold and raining) shuttling back and forth "in New York" between Stuart Bailey, my new "editor" at TF/LN (The First / Last Newspaper) and Jonathan Paul, the editor of The Moment, the New York Times style blog. Basically, TF/LN, a temporary newspaper that art-design group Dexter Sinister are publishing during the Performa Biennial, launched yesterday, and I wrote a spoof column for it, The Ghost-Materialist, which picked up where my real column for The New York Times, The Post-Materialist, left off back in January. You can read the first Ghost-Materialist in a ghostly location here on Click Opera; I've secreted it, spookily, in April 2008, which happens to be the month I started writing the Post-Materialist too. It's entitled Paris Druggery-Pokery and tells a tall tale about Paris fashionistas abandoning select store Colette in favour of an insignificant droguerie-menage store in the 17th arrondissement.
Things got complicated yesterday when the real New York Times got interested in publishing the spoof column as well. It looks as if they'll be running it slash running a piece about it on Thursday. Now, TF/LN is being put together across the road from the New York Times building, in the Port Authority building at BLANK SL8 (corner of Eighth Avenue and 41st Street), in a continuous piece of what Dexter Sinister like to call "performative publishing". They love ghosts, mirrors, doubles and Pynchonesque-Kafkaesque semi-legitimate parasitical operations (the alternative post office in Crying of Lot 49, the alternative court system in The Trial), and this publishing operation is very much the ghost-double of The New York Times.
So what we have now is the real New York Times sitting up and taking notice of a weird temporary ghost-double across the road. Dexter Sinister's operation is intended to "reflect on the unstable condition of contemporary news and related medias", and this comes at a time when newspapers are, more than ever, questioning themselves existentially. Oddly enough, the first thing I did when I got the NYT job is question the legitimacy of the people offering me the job. I went so far as to construct a paranoid sting spoof in which an entire facade of The New York Times, with its own convincing fake website, had been constructed to entrap and ensnare me. In the end I concluded that it didn't really matter whether this was "fake NYT" or "real NYT"; the logic of the Woody Allen joke about not telling your brother he isn't a chicken "because we need the eggs" applied. I needed the eggs, so I acted as if The Moment really were the New York Times. In a sense, though, this "paranoia" reflected a reality: that "the New York Times" is making itself up from scratch every day. That it, too, is, in a sense, a daily parody of The New York Times. Hence its interest in somebody across the road doing, essentially, the same thing.
Dexter Sinister launched their TF/LN at a party last night in New York during which they screened Farewell, etaoin shrdlu, a 1980 film directed by David Loeb Weiss which documents Linotype operator Carl Schlesinger's last day -- and the New York Times' last day -- of manual hot metal typesetting, which occurred on July 2nd, 1978. As the San Francisco Chronicle explains, "etaoin shrdlu" is the phrase you get when you strike the first twelve keys at the left side of the Linotype keyboard. If a line of type got garbled, you'd write "etaoin shrdlu" just to indicate that it should be removed, but sometimes the error crept into the printed paper, along with the tag (rather like QWERTYUIOP or LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET).
Thirty years after the end of hot metal typesetting, newspapers are in a much deeper crisis. Should they charge a cover fee at all (the Evening Standard in London just went free)? Should they wind up their paper editions and go online-only (The Moment is an online-only feature in The New York Times)? What does
"newspaper" mean, in the age of Google News personalisation filters and the Facebook newsfeed? Can "news" mean whatever you want it to mean? Are we all on the same page?I recently visited The Guardian's shiny new office in London. Rather like The New York Times, the paper moved into amazing and expensive new premises mere months before being pummeled by the twin blow of economic recession and plummeting advertising and circulation figures. The Guardian's new home is a curtain of wavy glass backing onto a tranquil canal. It blends seamlessly into the King's Place arts complex next door, to the extent that you feel that it might be becoming an upmarket culture brand rather than a paper. The New York Times, meanwhile, has reportedly been letting out office space in its new tower on the square named after it.
Something about newspapers in shiny new buildings in the 21st century reminds me of Mies van der Rohe's never-built 1919 design for a glass skyscraper on the Berlin Friedrichstrasse. There's a delicious incongruity, visually, between the essentially 19th century world of the newspaper, with its gothic type and its print works full of (we imagine) artisans slaving over hot type, and the glass-and-numbers, smoke-and-mirrors world of computers and high finance and precarious immateriality newspapers currently inhabit, and seem destined, ultimately, to be undermined by. I wonder if the glassy New York Times, faced with a handmade broadsheet across the road, is being stalked (and serenaded) by the ghost of its true self?
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Date: 2009-11-04 12:49 pm (UTC)Oh, for goodness' sake. Are they just 'reflecting', or will they 'interrogate' as well? I don't understand how you can criticise the unimaginative retro-pastiche of contemporary pop, but let this kind of curatorial langue de bois pass. What exactly is so new and exciting about these conceptual art pranks? How is the art world any less mired in the age of retro-pastiche, condemned to repeat, with less wit, the doings of Fluxus-type artists of a generation or more before? Why do you give all this stuff a free ride? (And I have to add that your own contribution to this enterprise is pretty feeble as well.)
And no, I'm not some Sewell-like arch-conservative who thinks it would be more radical if everyone started painting watercolours again or something, I truly don't know what the way out of the impasse our culture is stuck in, but I'm pretty certain Dexter Sinister's retro-concepto isn't it.
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Date: 2009-11-04 01:05 pm (UTC)But seriously, I won't let your critique stand, I'm going to have to interrogate it. My spoof is a weak one, I agree (the second one will be better), but I find the "performative publishing" and "documents opera" and "ghostly doubles of institutions" thing Dexter Sinister do deeply fascinating.
Starting a sort of parallel New York Times across the road from The New York Times is essentially the same thing as proposing a series of parallel Scotlands, or being Mies van der Rohe and proposing a glass-walled building for the Friedrichstrasse in 1919, or Franz Kafka and proposing a shoddy-but-powerful parallel legal system. The really interesting thing is that we suspect that Kafka was talking about the actual and real legal system of his day. By proposing it as a weird underground alternative, Kafka makes us realise how even authoritative institutions are basically making it up as they go along. And that's very much what it felt like writing for "the real" New York Times.
I put this rather more elegantly in a Facebook status update:
People call these farcical parodies that we—a woman, a man, The New York Times—assemble daily of a woman, a man, and The New York Times "a woman", "a man" and "The New York Times".
What Dexter Sinister are doing is not "retro-concepto" so much as using their imagination and creating parallels, models, dummies which allow us to see the originals in a different light. That kind of imagination is very much part of getting out of whatever rut or impasse you think we're in. It's art—in Bourriaud's term—as "an alternative editing table for reality". Almost literally.
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Date: 2009-11-04 01:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-11-04 03:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-11-04 03:17 pm (UTC)And you have to admit, people writing missives to complain about "conceptual" artworks they haven't actually experienced is an even more tedious tradition than making said "conceptual" artworks themselves. This, after all, is Humperson's Third Law, and you have just provided the umpteenth example.
Anyway, I'd be interested to hear about this "very elaborate version" a year ago.
(no subject)
Date: 2009-11-04 03:28 pm (UTC)http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/nov/12/new-york-times-spoof
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Date: 2009-11-04 03:54 pm (UTC)I can guarantee you're never going to see a caption under a photo of TF/LN saying "Fake New York Times: the work of pranksters Dexter Sinister".
Also, how can I be ad hominem with someone anonymous? Ad hominem means I'd have to be attacking known facts about you as a person, rather than your critique itself. It's your critique I find misjudged, and a lot more predictable (and predictably misinformed) than the things it calls predictable.
But you're right that I'm also often reviewing (positively) things I haven't seen. I may have contributed to TF/LN, but I haven't seen a copy of it, either on paper or electronically. I'm describing what I think it's probably like based on having seen Dexter Sinister performances, researched and written an article about them for 032c magazine, and met Stuart Bailey a few times. There's a pdf (http://www.dextersinister.org/MEDIA/TFLN.pdf) of something that may or may not resemble an embryonic version of the paper as published, and which may or may not update in due course with an electronic version of the paper paper.
But we're basically two blind men describing an elephant here. The only difference is that I think it's probably a bloody good elephant.
(no subject)
Date: 2009-11-04 09:51 pm (UTC)The painstakingly overwrought title of the post, and the final sentence above are perfect.
Momus knows, like Shaw, that "all intellectual labor is inherently humorous", but instead of trying to forget that fact (like most academics seem to) or simply avoiding intellectual labor, he delights in it...
This is never clearer than when Momus is confronted with anons to whom intellectual labor is serious business!
I suppose this makes Momus a tender troll.
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Date: 2009-11-04 09:54 pm (UTC)ps. love the recaptcha software. it just demanded that I type "wife 115". I hope the computer choosing the sentences is trying to send some cryptic message....
new suit, old hat
Date: 2009-11-04 09:41 pm (UTC)Re: new suit, old hat
Date: 2009-11-04 09:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-11-04 01:27 pm (UTC)Not much. But as much as I don't particularly care about the fate of the NYT, I do have to admit that I'll be sad to see a lot of their more expensive, legwork-driven journalism disappear. That isn't the kind of stuff that can be replicated by very many print (or online-text) outlets. Something tells me that the only way the NYT will ever actually "die" is if its management absolutely refuses to adapt to current trends. This isn't an impossibility, of course, but I think we're still pretty far from the point of no return, if it's the NYT that we're talking about. (Obviously smaller rags are dropping like flies).
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Date: 2009-11-04 03:20 pm (UTC)I suppose with Bloomberg having stolen his third term from the political process it's the safest way to go for them.
Signed,
A 20-something college-educated Manhattanite
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Date: 2009-11-04 10:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-11-04 05:32 pm (UTC)http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427321.200-where-do-ghosts-come-from.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=life
Now I'm imagining a false childhood where I was afraid of the magnetic perturbations instead of the dark.
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Date: 2009-11-04 08:59 pm (UTC)War reporter
Corruption buster
Crime reporter
Columnist
Agony Aunt
Urban confessional
Aggregator of blogs-comment
Twitter-watch
The problem is that the personality of opinion is the ONLY distinction. Financial news and ideology is identical across all papers. We are merely picking the face we want to hang on capitalism.
waste of time and energy
Date: 2009-11-04 09:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-11-04 10:54 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-11-04 11:12 pm (UTC)"But we're basically two blind men describing an elephant here. The only difference is that I think it's probably a bloody good elephant."
The first edition of The First/Last Newspaper arrived today at 4pm at Port Authority, New York.
Yes but have your read the Wire?
Date: 2009-11-04 10:59 pm (UTC)being stalked (and serenaded) by the ghost of its true self?
Date: 2009-11-05 03:33 am (UTC)Guardian
Date: 2009-11-07 01:53 am (UTC)Unfortunately, I'm a mere sub and not the sort of person who'd be remotely involved in that process, but, speaking as a fan rather than a Guardian employee, perhaps when you wind up Click Opera next year you could spend that extra free time having a go at writing some Brian Dillon-style features. I'd read them.