Brel over Britain

[imomus]

My full-spectrum dominance of the UK press continues as I tell the New Statesman how the love affair between me and Jacques Brel began, and land a jabby scissor-kick on Blair's press secretary Alastair Campbell...



Read on...

By the way, if you were thinking of coming to see me, Marc Almond, Diamanda Galás and others singing Brel at The Barbican next Thursday, you're too late; I'm told it's sold out. There are seats left for the same show the following night at the Warwick Arts Centre, though.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

>you're too late; I'm told it's sold out.

Please 'Anon & 1' to the guest-list...it's the least you could do for your anon readers.

[imomus.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, and arrive to find a huge crowd of semi-transparent people thumping each other at the door, shouting in semi-transparent voices: "I'm the real Anon!" "No, I am!"

The guest list is completely full too, but semi-transparent Anons should be able to float in through the walls like ghosts and sit on the lighting gantries, throwing semi-transparent peanuts at the stage.