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The run-up to today's publication of The Book of Jokes by Momus – one of the most anticipated publishing events anywhere – has seen unprecedented precautions.



The single copy of the novel available to reviewers has been kept under 24 hour guard in its own chain-link enclosure, monitored by closed-circuit television cameras and patrolled by muzzled alsatians. Journalists who have seen the book have been asked to sign a non-disclosure agreement about plot developments past page 150, with a stay in a Group 4 detention centre threatened for anyone publishing spoilers.

Anyone, that is, except the Mail on Sunday, which published the first two chapters of The Book of Jokes in a special 8-page pullout section last weekend.

As The Guardian reported yesterday, preparations for the book's official unveiling midnight on Monday have been feverish, both on the part of booksellers (like the Waterstone's employees seen above working late on Monday night) and other publishers; in an attempt to gain a fleeting appearance in front-of-stores before The Book of Jokes makes its debut, authors including Sebastian Faulks, Nick Hornby, William Trevor, Nick Cave and Tao Lin have had the publication dates of their latest works brought forward.

Momus' last book, The Book of Scotlands, sold 81 million copies and holds the top four positions in Britain's list of highest-selling paperbacks. Dalkey Archive Press are said to be printing 6.5 million copies of The Book of Jokes, the largest initial print run in their history.

Many in the publishing and bookselling industries are hoping that the Momus blockbuster will singlehandedly save their business, which – The Independent reports – is struggling amidst recession and a general indifference to literature.

"There is always a pretty good line-up in September ahead of the Christmas market," Simon Burke, fiction buying manager at Waterstone's, told the newspaper, "but this year's list is unprecedented. Most publishers look to the potential for getting a book to number one in the week that it is published, and they realise that is nigh on impossible if they go head-to-head with Momus."

"There's no doubt that when The Book of Jokes is published it will dominate for quite some time."

Cave and Lin's publishers responded that although being held off the top spot by Momus will make their authors depressed, "depression, with these guys, doesn't necessarily mean bad business."

Meanwhile, The Guardian has reported that writing The Book of Jokes left author Momus "crippled with nerves".

In a rare interview, the reclusive author said that he was already writing The Book of Jokes when he started to realise that The Book of Scotlands "would be big".

"The thing that happened to me and must happen to any writer who's had success is that I temporarily became very self-aware," Momus told Parade. "Instead of writing and saying, 'This is what the character does,' you say, 'Wait, millions of people are going to read this.' It's sort of like a tennis player who thinks too hard about a stroke – you're temporarily crippled."

But Momus overcame the paralysis – "I realised that none of it had any relevance to what I was doing. I'm just a guy who tells a story." The resulting novel has been described as "a fun straddle between Rabelais and Robbe-Grillet."



The Book of Jokes may match the sales of The Book of Scotlands, but no single title can keep afloat a British publishing industry which, at the current rate of decline, will slip below the waves within a decade. In the first quarter of 2009 alone, the value of sales in Britain's £4bn book publishing industry fell 6.5%. The volume of books being sold has stagnated for the last two years at around 855 million books per annum.

There have been redundancies at publishing houses previously thought to be recession-proof: Penguin last week announced it was "preparing for the future" by making 100 staff at its London office redundant, or about 10% of its workforce; Random House and HarperCollins have already shed 5% of their workforces. In April, Waterstone's blamed a 4.5% drop in its sales on declining interest in celebrity biographies and travel books.

"The publishing fixation with celebrities has been one of the less edifying trends of recent years and I think perhaps that is beginning to cool," Liz Thomson of book news website BookBrunch told The Independent.

Publishers are also beginning to cool on authors. "I know of at least one respected author," says Thomson, "whose previous books have sold moderately well but has been told by their mainstream publisher to go elsewhere."

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Date: 2009-09-14 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Off topic (well, maybe not since we are talking about books): I was reading a mainstream children's manga and on one page one of the characters was listening to a Momus CD. It was cute. I thought you might get a kick out of it.

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Date: 2009-09-14 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Wow, do you have the title?

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Date: 2009-09-15 12:44 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Koibumi Biyori. Seems I was slightly off about the listening part, but the CD is mentioned here: http://manga.animea.net/a-perfect-day-for-love-letters-chapter-8-page-20.html

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Date: 2009-09-15 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Could be:

a) translator's in-joke

b) Morning Musume reference

c) actual Momus reference

reclusive author!

Date: 2009-09-16 07:34 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
HA!

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Date: 2009-09-14 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
This is great news, Momus. I'll get copies of both of these when I've finished the new Sebastian Faulks. I'm assuming I'll get them for £7.50 each in Tescos?

Tesco Value Momus Beans

Date: 2009-09-15 12:23 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Ha, that's excellent. The new Faulks's got a bit of an Amis 1989 vibe by the way. But it's not depressing enough. It's a bit coffee table for my liking. Jokes probably will sell more, eventually.

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Date: 2009-09-15 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
You go, girl.

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Date: 2009-09-15 12:40 am (UTC)

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Date: 2009-09-15 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idletigers.wordpress.com (from livejournal.com)
Amazon.ca shipped my copy today!

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Date: 2009-09-15 04:19 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Idle Tigers! I love your album!

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Date: 2009-09-15 05:26 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Roman Catholic churchの場合,
white weddign gown and veilが必要?

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Date: 2009-09-15 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] petit-paradis.livejournal.com
your blog has lately become a bit like tao lin's in it's constant updates on what's happening with the book. not that i mind.

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Date: 2009-09-15 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Well, this one's secretly about the decline of the UK publishing industry. More than 10% sales decline per year! But the weird thing is that it's the bling, celebrity and TV tie-in titles which are really suffering; more serious literature is doing relatively well, holding its own.

In other words, book-selling is scaling back to being about what it should be about. It's no longer just an appendage to TV, ghost-written Pop Idol contestant autobiographies or whatever. Well, it is still that, but not quite so much as it was before.

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Date: 2009-09-15 10:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] petit-paradis.livejournal.com
but is that because of the successfull self-promotion of authors like tao lin and you or in spiteof it?

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Date: 2009-09-15 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Ha, I'll have to get back to you on "successful" when I see my sales figures! As for Tao Lin's, I don't see him on the New York Times bestsellers list. Not yet, anyway.

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Date: 2009-09-15 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
I think how the author promotes his or her work matters more than ever. Most authors are now expected by their publishers to promote their books via blogs, etc. Publishers' profit margins are so slim that they rely on the self-promotion of their authors. Publishing a book is now essentially a distribution agreement.

Have to say that I disagree with Nick's publisher about reading tours not being an effective way to promote a book--especially In Nick's case, with his pop pedigree and his theatrical readings (caught one this May, and it was very effective). It's a wasted opportunity.

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Date: 2009-09-15 09:01 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Momus, do you have any thoughts on the untimely death of Patrick Swayze? Were you a fan of Dirty Dancing?

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Date: 2009-09-15 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
You know -- and this will tell you how pathetically, deliberately out of touch I've always been with mainstream culture, including Dan Brown novels -- I've never seen a Patrick Swayze film. The one slip of paper in the pigeon-hole of my brain marked "Patrick Swayze" is that he was an in-joke at theRSAMD (http://www.rsamd.ac.uk/) when my sister was a drama student there.

So I remember one evening sitting in a pub in Glasgow with her and her friends, and they were making blow-job gestures and saying "Swayze" a lot and dissolving into giggles, and I had no idea what they were on about or why it was so funny. But I didn't care, because I was flirting with the little brown-eyed girl sitting next to me. This must've been 1990, and I have the whole scene on video somewhere. But no Swayze movies.

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Date: 2009-09-15 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Not even.

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Date: 2009-09-15 09:38 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I think Patrick Swayze would have really liked The Book Of Jokes. It's very sad that he will now never get to read it.

anticipation is not much better

Date: 2009-09-15 11:22 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I just wish Amazon would dispatch my copy of 'the Book of Jokes'!!! I've been waiting ages for it to come out over here, only for the UK release to be pushed back a month. I also contacted Dalkey to see if I could get a copy direct from them anytime sooner, but they didn't respond to my email.
Being made to wait another month is not good!!!

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Date: 2009-09-15 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runstaverun.livejournal.com
I'd pre-ordered it from Amazon quite a while ago and it showed up last week.

Chris bursts through the door, with The Book of Jokes under his arm and exclaims "This is the book I've been reading!"

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Date: 2009-09-15 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
It's a bit too big to read on the train. I might need to employ page turners.

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Date: 2009-09-15 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
It certainly is a hefty book. Hoping there are no glossy pictures of oversized members inside.

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Date: 2009-09-15 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
That may be the reason it's so big: 1:1 scale.

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Date: 2009-09-15 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caws-pobi.livejournal.com
On the Powell's Books website, the product details for The Book Of Jokes lists the following subjects: Literary, Humorous, Humorous Fiction, Boys.

I can't wait to read about boys in the new Momus book!

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Date: 2009-09-15 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
There's one on the cover! (The french cover, anyway.)

Image

Poor Meades, kicked to the curb so soon

Date: 2009-09-15 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] endoftheseason.livejournal.com
You probably should've allowed a little more time for the Meades entry to occupy the top spot. These episodes are maybe worth an entire entry of their own:

Re: Poor Meades, kicked to the curb so soon

Date: 2009-09-15 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
That truly is television taken to a very high level.

Good luck!

Date: 2009-09-16 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thetemplekeeper.livejournal.com
Hope all goes well; though I'm a little worried that muzzled alsatians will pose little threat to the more determined book thief. Unleash the hounds!

publishing industry stats

Date: 2009-09-17 10:12 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Congratulations on the Book of Jokes!

Where did you find those interesting stats about UK mass market publishing declining and more literary fiction sales staying stable? Would be keen to see the link if you have one...was just discussing with a friend yesterday the decline of publishing and the reliance on mass market books to prop up the rest...so what you said suggests that might not quite be the case...

Re: publishing industry stats

Date: 2009-09-17 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
That's Liz Thomson, talking at the end of this Independent article (http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/two-weeks-to-save-britains-book-trade-1743363.html).