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imomus ([personal profile] imomus) wrote2004-09-22 11:45 am

A bathing ape

I'm coming to the end of my summer in Japan. I fly back to my real home -- the Karl Marx Allee in Berlin -- on October 1st. Last night I played the last scheduled Momus concert of 2004, an energetic sex-themed cabaret at Osaka's Noon Club. The reason I was so zingy and frisky is that just an hour before taking the stage I'd been soaking in a nearby sento, absorbing the electric current flowing through the water before being rubbed and pneumatically massaged by two different mechanical massage chairs. The culture of bathing has become my obsession this summer; hardly a day has gone by when I haven't tried some new spa, sento, onsen or rotenburo. I really have become a bathing ape.



Actually, at some hot springs you can bathe with wild monkeys. Since there's a possibility that I'll be spending a couple of months in Hokkaido this winter, that's now become my big ambition: to bathe with red-nosed monkeys in a landscape white with snow.

I've been reading up on the history of bathing, and it's amazing how similar ancient Roman baths were to modern Japanese ones. Like the Japanese, the Romans left their clothes in a cupboard. Unlike the Japanese, though, the Romans -- at least the ones stationed at Bath, in Britain -- had a crime problem; cloaks were often stolen. (The Romans had 'curse tablets' which they hung in an outer room of the baths, demanding that thieves and other malefactors have their intestines eaten by wild birds.) Like the Japanese, the Romans washed first, splashing water from ceramic jugs rather than plastic buckets. Like the Japanese, they proceeded from a tepid bath to a hot one and then a cold one, 'to close the pores'. (There was a sign in the sento I went to yesterday saying that if you go from hot to cold water four times, your body is strengthened and you won't feel weak or lightheaded after your bath.) Unlike the Japanese, though, the Romans had slaves to stoke the fires that heated the water, and to scrape them clean with a key-like scraper called a strigil. Like the Japanese, the Romans decorated their baths lavishly with mirrors, statues, tiles and murals. In fact, Roman baths were more like the newer 'supersentos' which are now springing up in Japan, like the one in Odaiba, Tokyo; they were complete culture and leisure centres, with manicure and massage rooms, gyms, places where, according to Bath Council's blurb, 'people could swim, jog, wrestle, or show off their weight-lifting':

'Ball games of all kinds were popular, including games which used heavy medicine balls. The less energetic could play board games; we have ivory, bone and glass gaming counters to prove this, as well as dice made of agate and rock crystal. Some baths also had gardens and a library reading room. A lot of them had snack bars, and in the Caerleon legionary baths archaeologists have found shellfish remnants, mutton chops and chicken bones. Poets recited their work, and hoped for a dinner invitation. The unfortunate Seneca, who had to live above all this activity, was bothered by the noise: ‘...the man who likes to sing in the bath; men who jump into the water with an almighty splash; and then the cries of "Cakes for sale" and "Hot sausages".’

Like the Japanese, the Romans excelled at feelgood ecumenical sleight of hand. Just as a Japanese sento might contain both Shinto and Buddhist references, so the Romans at Bath managed to blend Sulis, the Celtic goddess of the spring, with Minerva, their own 'household goddess' and healer. They made a little shrine to her at the baths, those 'temples of the flesh'.

Temples of the Flesh happens to be the title of a book by Alexia Brue, published by Bloomsbury. Alexia, a rather pretty blonde New Yorker, went round the world on a bathing tour, which sounds like nice work if you can get it. At Takaragawa onsen she tried the mixed sento, emerging naked only to realise that although the bathing was mixed, everybody else was wearing towels.

Well, we all make mistakes. I made one when I said that nobody in medieval Britain took a bath for 500 years. In fact, some castles did have dank rooms you could fill with moat water and bathe in, reaching towards a gargoyle-shaped peg for your scrubbing brush. Me, I'd rather bathe with a troupe of monkeys in a Hokkaido hot spring, looking out at a landscape of snow.

I don't think Britain is going to rediscover public bathing any time soon. The paranoia about, for instance, adults seeing other people's naked children just gets screwed tighter all the time in my beloved no-longer-homeland. The latest dogfight in the battle of the British with their own bodies was reported yesterday in the Education Guardian in a story headlined Complaints Prompt Review of Nude Art. Morley College, a London art school, is trying to decide whether to continue displaying nude drawings and paintings in the public spaces of the college after 'a few people raised a concern over the nature of some of the student artwork displayed at the college'. A decision will be made later this week. I wait with bated breath, on the edge of my sauna seat.

[identity profile] starofpersia.livejournal.com 2004-09-21 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you ever make it to Spa World in Osaka? They're currently having a 1,00o yen sale. It's my favorite super sento, second only to Odaiba's Oedo Onsen.

That stuff about moving from hot to cold is totally true- it's like your body gets re-set after you do that a few times. Wonderful stuff.

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2004-09-21 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm actually within walking distance of Spaworld right now. Maybe I'll check it out today!

[identity profile] starofpersia.livejournal.com 2004-09-21 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
go go go! So cheap and totally worth it! The men's floor has different baths themed after various asian countries, I hear. (Woman's floor is Europe). It's also in Shinsekai which used to be the really swingin' hip area in the 1960's but is now a burnt out shell of it's former glory...very visually interesting area.

[identity profile] bifteck.livejournal.com 2004-09-21 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
For a long time, I've wanted to try one of these Japanese bath houses, especially the natural hot springs. This post reminds me of a documentary I saw last year called "Aging in Japan: When Traditional Mechanisms Vanish," (http://www.films.com/Films_Home/Item.cfm/1/2022/ixs) about some elderly people of Japan who have made a 24-hour bath house in Nagoya their home. The economic boom that promised an easy retirement produced for them only isolation and alienation from their busy families, especially since even to this day (as far as I know) "nursing homes" are not considered a viable option because of the stigma they place on the family. A very interesting and, I might add, slightly depressing, perspective on Japanese bath houses.

[identity profile] chickensnack.livejournal.com 2004-09-21 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"APE SHALL NEVER KILL APE."

[identity profile] scythrop.livejournal.com 2004-09-21 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not exactly near Berlin, but closer to [your] home is a place I visited a few years ago, the Roman-Irish Bath (http://www.carasana.de/home/en/roemisch.html) in Baden Baden, which sounds very similar to what you are describing, although perhaps even more elaborate. There are sixteen different rooms, each with shower, bath, or steam delivery of mineral water from various underground streams in a very broad spectrum of temperatures. You check your clothes in an antechamber and just wander naked from room to room (times and room changing directions are posted in each), and at one point a big, silent German gives you a brush massage. It sounds bewildering and slightly masochistic, but it remains one of my favorite travel experiences. I wonder if there's something similar in the northeast.

[identity profile] gorillabiscuit.livejournal.com 2004-09-21 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
is that song "his majesty the baby" autobiographical?

-tomas

[identity profile] sheppardzo-14.livejournal.com 2004-09-21 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i too love onsen culture, look forward to bathing with monkeys, or at least near them, in Hokkaido. the best i can do at present is take two baths a day at home...

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other baths

[identity profile] porandojin.livejournal.com 2004-09-21 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
in budapest they have a nice one
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[identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com 2004-09-21 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes! To bathe in the hot springs around Nagano with the snow monkeys would be a delight, provided they keep their distance (my own experiences with monkeys and baboons have been a bit, um, touchy). Do be careful around them!

Some birdwatching might be in order as well.

Live snowmonkey webcam: http://www.outdoorjapan.com/webcams/webcams-jigokudani-1.html

W

[identity profile] sparkligbeatnic.livejournal.com 2004-09-21 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Jigokudani ~ hell valley. The underworld in Pure Land Buddhism is also considered to be a hot place.

[identity profile] vinylboy20.livejournal.com 2004-09-21 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Momus, where did you get that inflatable geodesic dome? I've googled the bejeezus out of it and can't find them mentioned anywhere. I've seen one on tv though, so I know it exists outside of Momus world.

[identity profile] chickensnack.livejournal.com 2004-09-22 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/CHIVAR.htm

[identity profile] vinylboy20.livejournal.com 2004-09-22 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome. I guess I should've known it was called a "chill room." "Inflatable geodesic dome" brings up those things they inflate in gymnasiums use to show school kids constellations.

herpes

(Anonymous) 2004-09-21 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
sorry to break the news to you mom, but a dear friend of mine worked at a zoo this summer and told me that those bathing monkies carry herpes. no one was aloud near them. so be careful, don't try to make out with them.
much luck,
mobo

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2004-09-22 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I went to Spaworld here in Osaka. A supersento indeed. It was a bit like walking through the British Museum -- with your clothes off! The men's floor has a Japanese orientalist theme. So you get a Turkish hammam where you can stand under jets of water vomited by lions, a steam room where the air tastes of marshmallow, a Babylonian-Assyrian jacuzzi room, an outdoor Japanese rotenburo, an indoor cedar bath, and a Balinese 'heaven room' (if you pay extra). Plus the best massage chairs I've ever experienced (I felt like my back was a piano being played by Glenn Gould!) and a gym. And a room where people were sleeping, with dozens of muted TV screens floating above like their dreams. (Also TVs in the sauna, a development I deplore. The sauna is where I write tankas and haikus, not where I'm subjected to advertising.)

If the men's floor is Asia, the women's (this month anyway; next month they rotate) is Europe. Which means you get a French bath in front of a big photo of the Arc de Triomph, a Napolitan grotto, a Finnish sauna, a Spanish footbath and waterfall room, and a Greek herbal pool with a planetarium!

What, no English-themed room? Shouldn't there be a room full of cold white iron baths with water that runs cold half way through, intrusive security cameras, and policemen standing by with notebooks? No, just as there are no English restaurants here in Japan, so there's no English bathing worth importing. Cinemas, however, are all showing 'Live Forever', a documentary about BritPop. And I should remember that that's why I'm here, ultimately. To supply our only really exportable commodity, British popular music.

(Anonymous) 2004-09-22 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I went there in August so I got the Euro themed area. The Paris room has some of the hotter water there and gives you that fantasy or nightmare feeling of suddenly finding yourself walking around the streets and cafes of Paris in the nude. Actually it's a trompe d'oil mural, not a photo and I think there were some working gaslights. I think the room was originally set up with a lot of cafe style seating in a street atmosphere but they seem to have put some of the decor away maybe because it wasn't used.

There is proper functioning sort of Mediterranean cafe in the middle of it all. You can check out the subtle design and drainage accommodations for wet people.

There is a room with hot sand. Another with just a huge bowl shaped tub of ice cold water and mosaic decor. A room which isn't particularly themed with some very hot waterfalls also contains some excellent massaging waters on the other side of the room, perhaps it's the Spanish one mentioned.

Everyone likes the lifelike wolf sculptures up against the night sky on the roof of the saunas gazing down on the frigid cold stream running through the Finland area.

Up on the top floor is a swimming suit water park with more hot and cold indoor and outdoor pools, and a giant screen TV array playing a continuous loop of the Vin Diesel "Riddick" trailer.

nicholas d. kent
http://www.artskool.biz/newpics/japan04/travelogue.html

[identity profile] auto-appendix.livejournal.com 2004-09-22 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Nick,
Your description of the English bathroom just made me laugh out loud and spit pitta crumbs all over my keyboard. Thanks for that!

(Anonymous) 2004-09-22 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
What's going on in Hokkaido? I'm here in Sapporo and would love it if Momus was in my neck of the woods this winter! Please keep me posted!
-Maki

>Since there's a possibility that I'll be spending a couple of months in Hokkaido this winter, that's now become my big ambition: to bathe with red-nosed monkeys in a landscape white with snow.

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2004-09-22 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Maki, I can't say anything until this is confirmed, which'll be at the end of this month. Will let you know then, in these pages.

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2004-09-22 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Good description of Roman bathing in BBC Radio 4's The Roman Way (http://rmv8.bbc.net.uk:8080/viewsource/template.html?nuyhtgkqxsz6mqmEafnzqB4f149s5g7yohngwBizEfBAa8wdDi7Ea7rqexm7).

(Anonymous) 2004-09-22 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
You change your shirt. You change your hat. You change your eyepatch. Hell, you even change your hairstyle. And yet you've been wearing the same pair of trousers for months now!

RW

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2004-09-22 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, that's not true at all. These ones have been in mothballs since July. I've been wearing yukatas, brown corduroys, and these breeches (http://www.livejournal.com/users/imomus/2004/09/08/). For someone living out of a suitcase for three months, that's a dazzling kaleidoscope of leg-coverings!

[identity profile] sylvia101.livejournal.com 2004-09-22 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
i feel like i could be very happy in a suberbathing culture. every time i want a break my mind goes to spa baths. they should be everywhere.

I love sento

[identity profile] psychoxlips.livejournal.com 2004-09-22 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
i love sento the real one like your picture.
i don't like spa world much.
sadly there are no sento near my house but i love sento.
I used to go to the sento with grandpa when i was a kid,
i went there after like 15 years absence and the owner(banto) ...
she remembered me!
drink fruit milk in a bottle is my tradition after bathing!
and were there electric bath (denki buro) in that sento you tried?
it's funky!

I went to see your show last night and that was amazing.
one of the best show i've ever seen thank you.
i enjoyed so much. arigato

Re: I love sento

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2004-09-22 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh shit, you should have said hello, Psychoxlips! But I was hidden away upstairs. The promoter told me not to mix with the crowd (which I usually do) because it would distract them... they'd all want to take flash pictures while the other bands were playing, or something. Since the dressing room had a view of the stage, I went along with it. But now I wish I'd mingled more.

Yes, I have now overcome my fear of denki buro, but only slightly. I sort of linger very gingerly at the edge of the electricity, jumping when it gets strong. You know how computer users are supposed to use a surge-proof power strip to protect their equipment? Well, I always think 'What if there were an earthquake or something while I'm in this denki buro, and there was a surge in the power...?' To which my rational self answers 'Don't worry, you'd be killed by falling masonry mere seconds after getting the shock'.

i wanted to

[identity profile] psychoxlips.livejournal.com 2004-09-23 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
awww
i saw you are on upstairs.
i went to see you at shinsaibashi stomps as well.
that was my first time to see you.
you were nice even though my english is so poor.
i had to rush to catch the train.
but i was soooooo satisfied with your show so it's still cool.
when you are singing something "I am shy.. " that reminds me of that situation of me . i wanted to say hi but i couldn't! oh!

about sento..
actually i've never tried denki buro as a kid.
i've been afraid of it. and now i still have abit!
i think i should find my answer!!!!!! or i stole yours

Bathing in Berlin

(Anonymous) 2004-09-22 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
You're lucky to be going back to Berlin, which has some of the best Erlebnisbaeder and Saunas around. Even the neighbourhood ones like the Sauna in Prenzlauerberg (forget where exactly, but in the park where the planetarium is) is good. Take an S-bahn out to Oranienburg to the erlebnisbad out there, it's fantastic, even though it's more like a giant gym complex with pools and waterslides and so on.

[identity profile] mcgazz.livejournal.com 2004-09-22 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
They closed the pool in Govanhill down.

"The local pool provide[d] swimming clubs for youth, private swimming for women including many Muslim women, the only public bathing for the homeless, steam rooms etc. The Council without consultation decided to close the pool without providing viable alternatives."

This is going to sound a bit ass-kissy, but I had a very long, very hot bath a few days ago, listening to "Forbidden Software Timemachine". After reading this post I'm going to have another one tonight. What's good bath music?

[identity profile] gorillabiscuit.livejournal.com 2004-09-22 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
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japanese baths, tag wie geht's?, I don't know what else to write..

[identity profile] midgette.livejournal.com 2004-09-23 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello,

You don't know me but I was just nosing round your journal and found it interesting! A friend of mine is in Japan now and someone else linked your journal on the Japanese baths. they sound great--I would love to try it sometime, and see Japan as well. Anyway, I also saw that you're living in Berlin (no I'm not stalking you). I'll be visiting Berlin for the first time at the end of this month (if plans work out). Two of my Irish friends moved there last February and are in love with the place. Will you be playing at clubs, etc, in Berlin? Probably a stupid question, I know. What do you like about Berlin? What must I see? I'll be staying in Europe for about 2 months (again, if plans work out and I don't go insanely poor).

Enjoy the rest of your time in Japan!

danke,
Angela

p.s. Nice eyepatch

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