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Morag Hood, my mother's cousin, was the TV celebrity in our family; at boarding school my brother and I were given special permission to watch her playing Natasha Rostov alongside Anthony Hopkins in the 1972 BBC TV production of War and Peace. Later, when I moved to London, I'd go to dinner at her house on a leafy street in Stoke Newington. At that point -- in the late 80s and 90s -- Morag drove a Citroen 2CV, appeared in plays at the National Theatre, and wrote literary docu-dramas for BBC Radio 4. She'd always stay with my mother when she came to the Edinburgh Festival, and she became a sort of role model for my sister, also an actress.



Morag died of cancer in 2002, but I remember her as a fine-boned, Kylie-like beauty, even into her late 50s. She'd had affairs with famous actors, but never quite ended up marrying them or having children. Morag had an interest in Eastern spirituality, and was always off in India at an ashram, meditating at the feet of her guru. She was super-sharp, super-playful, always on the edge of laughter. Once, at the Hayward Gallery cafe, Morag told me one of the best dirty jokes I'd ever heard. It was about a little girl who answers the phone to an obscene caller, and dutifully takes down a long, incredibly filthy list of things he plans to do to her mother. I actually included this joke in the first draft of my forthcoming Book of Jokes, but cut it later because it disturbed me too much (which is saying something). But it was a great defense against accusations of immorality to tell members of my family that the worst, dirtiest joke in my Book of Jokes was told me by Morag Hood, a kind of family saint.

So why am I talking about my second cousin Morag Hood today? Because yesterday the BBC ran a story on their website entitled Lost Beatles interview unearthed. It's an interview with the Fab Four recorded at Scottish Television in Glasgow in April 1964, and the voice interviewing Paul and John is Morag's. Click the media player and you'll hear Morag asking "How do you write songs?" and "What do you think about people who maybe didn't like you then, or said something nasty, or just didn't bother about you then, but are terribly nice to you now?" (To which Paul and John's answers are "We just bash one out on an old piano" and "We didn't bother about them then, and we don't bother about them now.") You can hear a whole Radio 4 documentary about the recovered interview (and more Morag) in The Lost Beatles Interview. The other presenter on STV's Roundup, by the way -- the one who sat on the floor interviewing George and Ringo -- was also a family friend of ours: Paul Young, who appears on the cover of my dad's first fishing book, Every Boy's Gamefishing (1960).

Once, having dinner at Morag's place in Stoke Newington in 1987 (it must've been 1987, because I remember asking her to tune the radio to Annie Nightingale's show, which was due to play my single "Murderers, the Hope of Women", and did), Morag showed me a record by Duncan Browne, a friend of hers. He'd written a track called "Morag" on a 1984 album called Travelling Man, the soundtrack, I think, to some probably-dismal TV programme.

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Now, all I knew about Duncan Browne at the time was that he'd been in Metro, the band who wrote "Criminal World", the track Bowie covered on Let's Dance. Or did I even know that? Sadly, Duncan Browne also died of cancer, in 1993, not long after directing a tribute to Jacques Brel (another cancer victim) at the Donmar Warehouse, featuring Sian Phillips. But I've since heard a lot more of the Metro album he made in Paris in 1976 with Peter Godwin. It's an excellent, neglected sophisti-pop 70s gem, a soft rock masterpiece that sounds like a more refined, laidback Queen or Sparks. You can hear more than half of the hard-to-find Metro album on this YouTube channel. You can imagine Mono Messiah as an Edwyn Collins number, while Black Lace Shoulder has the sensuality of Al Stewart. 1976 was, after all, "the year of the cat", and of a certain feline sensuality -- at least until it got hijacked by the caterwauling Pistols, who cared little for caresses and described sex as "two-and-a-half minutes of squelching noises".

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I'll play out with Precious, a piece of aristo-pop which sounds a bit like, well, Momus. Something about the phrasing reminds me of the track I made yesterday, a duet I'll sing with Kyoka Kyoka, entitled Dracula. "Moving through the station in your empty train of thought" is a great line.

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Date: 2008-07-02 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realrealgone.livejournal.com
I suspect some of us will want to know how the joke went...

London's Prenzlauerberg

Date: 2008-07-02 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kineticfactory.livejournal.com
I get the impression that bohemians, eccentrics and various fabulous nonconformists tended to gravitate to Stoke Newington back in those days. Nowadays it's mostly full of upwardly-mobile, status-conscious thirtysomethings with young children in designer prams.

Re: London's Prenzlauerberg

Date: 2008-07-02 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That's because the habitus of bohemians, eccentrics and fabulous nonconformists has become mainstream – everyone is green, everyone is cool with popular culture, funky clothes and relaxing herbals, everyone is having mixed-race kids, everyone is socially liberal. It's a Big Brother melting pot where everyone puts their feet up on the table.

A new breed of nonconformists needs to come up with a nonconformity we actually notice!

Re: London's Prenzlauerberg

Date: 2008-07-02 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] desant012.livejournal.com
Old stereotypes. The new noncomformity is the old conformity. Young people now wear ties to work as a middle finger to baby boomer and Gen X business casual, etc. etc. They destroyed the social fabric, so somebody has to fix it.

Re: London's Prenzlauerberg

Date: 2008-07-02 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That's been tried, I'm afraid. Rebelling-against-rebellion just leads to Belle & Sebastian. People are cool with suits, and cool with being anti-capitalist. It's a great big anything-goes melange.

Re: London's Prenzlauerberg

Date: 2008-07-02 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Nah, it's not anything like that... it's actually anti-left wing and anti-right wing and sort of embraces capitalism. It's more like the 1890s progressives meets young fogeys. I'm not sure if it's in the UK or anywhere else... the US is dealing with its own unique brand of BS right now.

Re: London's Prenzlauerberg

Date: 2008-07-03 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niddrie-edge.livejournal.com
Tramps have never gone out of fashion!
In fact there could be another boom in trampdom coming.

Re: London's Prenzlauerberg

Date: 2008-07-03 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niddrie-edge.livejournal.com
I have just obtained a crime novel by Andrew Wilson called The American Boy which uses Edgar Allan Poe's five years in Stoke Newington as the basis for some murder.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoke_Newington#People_associated_with_Stoke_Newington

- includes:
"Marc Bolan, musician - lived on Stoke Newington Common until age 15."

Re: London's Prenzlauerberg

Date: 2008-07-03 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qscrisp.livejournal.com
Ah, you got there before me.

Re: London's Prenzlauerberg

Date: 2008-07-03 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niddrie-edge.livejournal.com
eek Andrew Taylor is the author.
Andrew Wilson was the chap in the library editing some papers as I looked for it.

Re: London's Prenzlauerberg

Date: 2008-07-03 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Yes, there's a plaque on the wall on Church Street. "Edgar Allen Poe once studied where this panini bar stands."

Re: London's Prenzlauerberg

Date: 2008-07-04 12:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niddrie-edge.livejournal.com
Ah the panini!
Already it takes on the form of some spectral entity.

Re: London's Prenzlauerberg

Date: 2008-07-03 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qscrisp.livejournal.com
I think Poe gravitated there once, or was made to do so.

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Date: 2008-07-02 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
YOU MADE A POST ABOUT DUNCAN BROWNE.

That album is the best album I own. But all his albums are lovely. I was listening to him just this morning.

Peter Godwin isn't bad either; I've been bothering him for an interview but no success so far.

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Date: 2008-07-02 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
BTW he actually knew Bowie in the 60s, when he was playing his lovely quiet folk and doing a music course in London, and Bowie covered that track to get him some extra money.

I'm always trying to pimp him out to people but hardly anyone listens, oh well.

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Date: 2008-07-02 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
Here in Holland people make fun of me for liking him, cos of this video (lol heterosexual panic)

i gots to hear it

Date: 2008-07-02 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
come on you got to tell us the joke ..i bet its not that bad
if you dont i wants to know why not?

Re: i gots to hear it

Date: 2008-07-02 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I basically told you it already. That is the joke: man phones up, mumbles obscenities, little girl reads it back to him, promises to pass the message on to mummy. It's all in the telling, basically. Like The Aristocrats.

It's oral, man. Oral tradition.

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Date: 2008-07-02 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
I'm a sucker for that gentle, poised Al Stewart/Steely Dan sort of thing, with the florid typography and groovy, 30's-inspired Tommy Nutter suits.

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Date: 2008-07-02 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
Embryos passing judgment. Oh dear, indeed!

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Date: 2008-07-02 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
I'm sorry I can't understand what you're saying, your voice is being obstructed by THE BRINK OF THE GRAVE.

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Date: 2008-07-02 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
Unrelated: have you seen Christoph's piece in the NYT:
http://niemann.blogs.nytimes.com/

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Date: 2008-07-02 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulahbelle.livejournal.com
Oh my a lot of cancer in that post.

:(

Also The Travelling Man was wonderful but "Morag" was actually a really scary piece of music, I hope he didn't name it for her.

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Date: 2008-07-02 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
Well if it isn't his top listener.

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Date: 2008-07-02 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulahbelle.livejournal.com
Which reminds me I need to get that status as Browne's unofficial wife back.

I sense a Travelling Man soundtrack marathon coming on...

Then again perhaps I should just surrender that spot as Peter Godwin already claimed it long before I was ever born.

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Date: 2008-07-02 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
lololol, well, to quote Renato Zero, GEOMETRY IS NOT A CRIME.

You might have to duel Momus over him though, but you'll totes win, don't worry.

As long as I'll be able to porn him in some way I'll be happy enough.

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Date: 2008-07-03 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niddrie-edge.livejournal.com
Would you consider Howard Werth glam? I need to consult with an expert on the intracicicies(sic) of this one. He was in pram(prog/glam) band Audience who mix sax and guitar very nicely. At times he sounds like Axel Rose.
Plus: why didn't you tell me about Pantherman?

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Date: 2008-07-03 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
lololol fucking Pantherman. IDK, he's like the Dutch version of Jimmy Jukebox. I'd still kill for one of his records though.

Audience aren't glam, though I guess you could call them a precursor. Not ridiculous enough.

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Date: 2008-07-03 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niddrie-edge.livejournal.com
Travelling Man is so haunting.
Lindsay Duncan is oh so brief in that show. She used to drive busses that woman.
Its hilarious seeing a young Alan Cumming in TM with what looks like a perm.
There's some other young Scot in that show playing a thug but I cannot recall.

family

Date: 2008-07-03 03:44 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Nick I often find myself interested in how your insightful and well written daily blogs mirror happenings in my everyday life, this one particularly moved me as I am going to my mothers funeral today in Cambridge. She died of cancer last week, it is really a very rude, nasty and virulent malady.

I played Circus Maximus on the journey up here from Brighton.

regards

maf

Re: family

Date: 2008-07-03 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Ah, sorry to hear that, Maf, my condolences! And, I suppose, my doleful cadences, too, in the form of Circus Maximus.

Metro

Date: 2008-07-04 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Dear Momus,
When I was 8 I loved Duncan Browne's single 'Journey' - it was the synthesiser towards the end and the flying fishes; about 20 years later I discovered Peter Godwin's 'Torch Song for the Heroine' - an unsuccessful single from during the New Romantic time. Finding that they were connected (through your diary) was like discovering that the link between my childhood favourite group Chicory Tip and the Human League was Giorgio Moroder. (I liked the Human League a lot.) Hope you are well,
Love, Martin

Kisarazu

Date: 2008-07-05 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hadleyburg.livejournal.com
On the off chance that anyone knows why Duncan Browne wrote a song called "Kisarazu" (on his "The Wild Places" album), I'd be really interested to know.

Kisarazu is a port town in Chiba prefecture.