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When I lived in Tokyo in the early years of the 21st century, I enjoyed talking with Japanese friends who'd spent time in Britain about the similarities between the two islands -- and the differences. I often steered the conversation in the direction of the speculative: if you had unlimited power, what changes would you make at pivotal points in history to make Britain more like Japan? Answers revolved around things like giving more respect to Britain's Shinto-like pagan animism, the embrace of Buddhism instead of Christianity, and improving food and hygiene. Talking and thinking like this was a fun way to pass lunch in a synthetic thatched Shimokitazawa rice restaurant.



In fact, you wouldn't need unlimited power to transform Britain into Japan, just the power of imagination. Today's entry -- not just a Click Opera speculation, but a proposal to be used by the Hide and Seek festival to raise funds for a performance which would happen on London's South Bank this June -- is an outline of one simple and cheap way it could be done: with a tour of London as if it were Tokyo.

Tokyo Tour London is a piece of pervasive urban gaming I'm planning in collaboration with Alex Fleetwood of the Hide and Seek Festival. Should it receive funding, it'll take place on London's South Bank. It would range along the two mile pedestrian river walk from the London Eye to the Design Museum at Shad Thames, an area which is safe, relaxed, car-free, relatively playful in tone, art-friendly, leisure-oriented, acoustically suited to speech, and well-stocked with iconic London landmarks.



Two tour guides, one male, one female, one British, one Japanese, would carry a small booth or stall, decorated with paper lanterns on sticks, and equipped with paper masks on sticks. They would take this small stall (light enough to be folded up and carried -- a portable sign, basically, announcing the tour) to sites along the river walk, raise a lantern and don a paper mask, and start addressing the passing visitors, explaining the history of the buildings and other features they're seeing around them. Instead of the real stories of the London sites, though, these tour guides would explain them -- in English and Japanese -- as if they were sites in Tokyo.



So the Globe Theatre would become the Kabuki Theatre in Ginza. An area of beach down by the Thames would become the Tsukiji Fish Market. The footbridge from Tate Modern towards St Paul's Cathedral would become the monorail linking Tokyo to Odaiba, the manmade island in Tokyo Bay. Tower Bridge, with the Tower of London on the other side, would be a bridge crossing the moat surrounding Tokyo's Imperial Palace. The blobby London City Hall would be the Tokyo Dome sports and entertainment arena. The Design Museum would be the Watarium, an 80s museum in Aoyama striped like a wedding cake. Clink Street would become youth fashion alley Cat Street. And so on.



The idea for this game comes directly from two previous Momus projects. The first is a 2005 residency at the Future University in Hokkaido where I investigated R. Murray Schafer's idea of Schizophonia, the playback of field recordings made in one environment into another environment, and how this simple superimposition creates a "third place" in the listener's mind. The second is a performance as the Unreliable Tour Guide, in which I led visitors around the 2006 Whitney Biennial every day for three months, making up bizarre fictional accounts of the work on display.

The London performance would differ from these actions in that it would have an element of audience participation or "evangelism". At the end of each section of the presentation the audience would be asked to take a small Tokyo Tour lantern on a stick and spread the tour themselves, continuing the idea up and down the South Bank walkway in mini-tours of their own. They could do this in their own languages, and whether or not they'd visited Tokyo or knew anything about the city. The talismanic Tokyo Tour-branded paper lanterns and masks they'd be given would provide them with a certain license -- the necessary legitimacy and confidence to speak about London landmarks as if they were places in Tokyo. In this way, several imagined or invented Tokyos could begin to take shape -- a parallel world, the archeological layers of a sort of psychogeographical dream -- on London's South Bank.



One of the interesting things about this tour is that, although it runs "against the grain" of traditional tours (and might even clash with some of the real tours plying their way by boat and on foot along the South Bank), it draws attention to the fact that every tour is inevitably a fiction, and every city synthetic. It also highlights some of the schizophonic harmonies that already exist in major cities: visitors to Odaiba, for instance, gaze out into Tokyo Bay at a scale model of the Statue of Liberty, which transforms the Tokyo skyline temporarily into the Manhattan one. The New York Liberty is, of course, originally a gift from Paris, a city which -- like London -- prominently displays Egyptian obelisks. There's a long tradition of dreamlike superimposition and exoticist disorientation going on in the world's great cities already. It's this tradition the Tokyo Tour London hopes to continue this June.

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Date: 2008-03-12 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obliterati.livejournal.com
What an excellent idea! It reminds me, if you ever make it back to Brooklyn someday you should check out Paris.

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There is an excellent library by the Arc de Triomphe in Prospect Park. Very fitting in respect to Manhattan as an island metropolis, and Brooklyn as the continent across the East River/English Channel.

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Date: 2008-03-12 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
As an avowed exoticist in the Des Esseintes / A Rebours (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/À_rebours) tradition, this trompe l'oeuil feature of cities is always something I've loved. I gravitate to the parts of cities that are doing a kind of animal mimicry of other cities.

I suppose this exoticism is associated with envy, empires and spectacle. The Romans, for instance, made London in the image of Rome. The British, at the height of their empire, stocked London with the spoils of empire. And now, in the age of spectacle and shopping and global convergence, you get pomo recreations of other cities as part of the tourism industry (Berlin will soon build a replica of the London Eye near the Berlin Zoo, for instance).

And that's not to mention self-copying, when a city resurrects its past for spectacular reasons. The Globe Theatre is an example of this self-simulation, in which the past is recreated in the present, and looks utterly alien.

The Vientianne of France

Date: 2008-03-12 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funazushi.livejournal.com
The French have been pretty good at creating capital envy as well. I lost track of how many cities in S.E. Asia were called the Paris of (insert country name)
ImageImage (http://travel.webshots.com/photo/1542031878059049545stRCDc)
Dalat Vietnam and Vientianne, Laos

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Date: 2008-03-12 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psalamone.livejournal.com
I'm a big fan of architectural incongruence and touristic disorientation, although I wonder what the end result of all this cross-pollination will be a hundred or so years from now: a city-planet with varying ethnic styles equally distributed around the planet's surface? Coruscant, anyone?

By the way, doesn't the Berlin Funkturm look like an emaciated Eiffel tower? The fact is made even more discombobulating by its juxtaposition with the Olympiastadion, which looks like a lost member of the Battlestar Galactica civilian cargo fleet. Paris was made to starve in outer space.

One possible critique about the "Tokyo tour in London" thing, and that's the fact that, while it's a cultural and geographic dislocation to be sure, spatially you're still working within the same city-sized proportions. What about a tour of the moon, given in a four-square block section of the South Bronx? Or a trip through the geological wonders of the American Southwest (esp. Southern Utah!), set in a shopping mall in Buenos Aires?

Another great BLDGBLOG-esque post, btw...





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Date: 2008-03-12 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
What about a tour of the moon, given in a four-square block section of the South Bronx?

Did you just invent the South Bronx planetarium?

Thanks for the BLDBLOG tip, I'd never seen it!

Britain's Shinto-like pagan animism,

Date: 2008-03-12 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pay-option07.livejournal.com
Britain's Celtic-like pagan animism is the only redeeming quality of your honourable ancestors Momus san. Britannia nor Londinium aren't exactly British concepts. Then again the Nihon origins without Korea and China would be difficult to imagine. You could have been
Maponus a Celtic god.
http://www.roman-britain.org/places/londinium.htm

run away with me

Date: 2008-03-12 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
wont the reality of drunks , junkies, and worst of all smart arse student hecklers fuck the beauty of this sinareo some what...

Re: run away with me

Date: 2008-03-12 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
We were considering doing the tour on the Church End Estate, Wembley at 11.45pm on a Friday night, but thought we'd save on medical insurance expenses by choosing the South Bank instead.

Re: run away with me

Date: 2008-03-12 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
kno nai
whats that mean?

Re: run away with me

Date: 2008-03-12 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
"Not today". But it's bad Japanese.

Re: run away with me

Date: 2008-03-12 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pay-option07.livejournal.com
Whew, I'll have to get a new phrase book! Tout a l'heure.

Re: run away with me

Date: 2008-03-12 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pay-option07.livejournal.com
Whew, I'll have to get a new phrase book. Tout al'heure!

Re: run away with me

Date: 2008-03-12 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
tout al hour
very fast
encul a

sponsored by prozac

Date: 2008-03-12 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rinusvanalebeek.livejournal.com
I wondered about a further dezonification aspect of your proposal. Why don't you fund yourself to Tokio, and visit the described places on the same day as the Londontokionised tour will take place, and send from there talks you will have with friends and assorted strangers and foreigners.

Then you have little receivers near the London spots, from where your voice will be heard, together with the Tokio surround sounds.

Hide and seek even more,

greetings from ah, where ever,

rinus

Re: sponsored by prozac

Date: 2008-03-12 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
That's a nice idea, Rinus, but I kind of like the absence of wires and the internet in the original version. Just people with their bodies, by a river, talking and agreeing to imagine they're somewhere else. No batteries required!

But I did notice that Jean Snow's blog today mentions (http://jeansnow.net/2008/03/12/tokyo-realtime/#comments) some mp3 audio tours he's done with Chin Music Press, so I was joking with him that we could restage those in London.

Re: sponsored by prozac

Date: 2008-03-13 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rinusvanalebeek.livejournal.com
i wonder if the japanese faction of berlin could send an audiowalk to tokyo, describing Berlin and Tokyo in the same walk...maybe i should contact Jean.

thanks for the link

Water taxi!

Date: 2008-03-12 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pay-option07.livejournal.com
At the end of the route your missing the brewery tour.

Re: Water taxi!

Date: 2008-03-13 12:31 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Are you the Texas Tosser?

precursors

Date: 2008-03-12 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Read a Finnish short story in translation a while ago (can't remember the author).

In it the inhabitants of Helsinki began behaving as if they were in Paris, Frenchifying their lives in the cold north.

Hello from WC1

Date: 2008-03-12 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I would like to go down to the Thames-side beach and actually somehow wind up in the fish market.





(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-12 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rob-kun.livejournal.com
Coincidentally, I have just started training to be a certified "alternative" tour guide in London as part of a project looking at immigration to the London's East End (and arguing in favour of the free movement of people). See here (http://www.worldwrite.org.uk/londonbehindthescenes/)

However, I'm very interested in your fake tour idea, having also spent two years in Japan. If you need any help with anything, please let me (mailto:robkun@gmail.com) know.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-12 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cap-scaleman.livejournal.com
Blending reality with fantasy eh? Is it... Superflat?

No need, Britain is healed. Healed, I tell you

Date: 2008-03-12 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Pagan animism: Good news, animal worship is rife. Donkey sanctuaries, strong numbers of vegetarians etc. And much less whaling. No need for afterworlds, though. There is no heaven (see below)

Christianity: Good news, attendance is falling. No-one goes to church any more. Nor is guilt/sadism/masochism/anything embedded in some ‘collective unconscious’. And we didn’t even need to substitute Buddhism, because desire isn’t suffering here, it’s something else for the shopping list.

Food: Good news (if you call gastro pubs, sweatshops for avocado wrap packers, celebrity chefs, pub cooks working obscene hours seven days a week due to being subcontracted and self-employed, and tedious dinner parties talking about house prices as good news). Food is fucking everything (while the fucking is so awful).

Hygiene: Good news (if anal suburbia doing three wash loads per day and smokeless pubs closing down left and right is good news).
From: (Anonymous)
Beautiful comment. Well expressed, relevant and cogent. I especially liked your point about the light of revelation.

Voyage Voyage

Date: 2008-03-12 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokenjunior.livejournal.com
Do you know about Lucius Burckhard's "Voyage to Tahiti"?

Burckhard initiated this project with his students at the Documenta 8 in Kassel I think:

People could buy tickets for a trip to Tahiti back then at a temporary travel bureau inside the ongoing exhibition, whereas the "Journey" itself then took place at a former military area outside the city: Here a group of travelers followed Burckhard reading from the travelogue of Georg Forster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Forster) – a German naturalist and travel writer who traveled the world with Captain Cook – to several way points. Each location was chosen to resemble the recited descriptions more or less closely.
Here for example a picture of the (flat/pita)bread tree they encountered during heir walk, at which the travelers got to hear Forster describing the Breadfruit (Artocarpus altilis) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artocarpus_altilis):


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But excuse my humble English - here is another short mentioning about the project, citing from Elke Krasny's paper "The Butterfly, the Garden, the Island, and the Mountain" (PDF) (http://www.biennale-schabus.at/images/downloads/biennale_krasny_engl.pdf) about Pavilions:



What to the early 19th century was the art of strolling became the science
of strolling in the late 20th century. The Swiss architectural sociologist and
theorist Lucius Burckhardt developed, together with his students at Kassel
Comprehensive University, strollology or the science of strolling. Its central
issues are perception and image composition, what we do at home after the
stroll, in the mental processing of what we have seen. An art action entitled
“Voyage to Tahiti” sent students to a former military area where a new
housing settlement had been developed just outside a nature reserve. With
this action, Burckhardt took up the tradition of the discoverers. Students
had pre-adjusted their gaze in a specific way, treating the area like an un-
discovered island and acting as if they were James Cook or Georg Forster.




Lucius and his followers travelling the "Tahiti" near Kassel:

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Re: Voyage Voyage

Date: 2008-03-13 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rinusvanalebeek.livejournal.com
This reminds me of an episode I read in Gitta Sereny's book on Albert Speer:His battle with truth. While in Spandau prison, Speer used his walking hour outside to start a trip around the world. He got travel informations from books and such, and thus designed his route, and became a tourist as well. If I remember right he reached Leningrad on the day they let him out.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-12 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I like this idea a lot.
If it does go ahead, someone should talk to the guys who do sand sculptures most weekends on Gabriel's Wharf beach (en route). They'd probably build you a fish market - or at least some fish!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-12 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fishwithissues.livejournal.com
wow this is a very exciting project! I'm already thinking of other city+city overlays.

Can I be honest and say I think yall should take the mask design very seriously and make sure its something people don't mind wearing? The mockup sets off alarm bells but I don't necessarily know what design wouldn't. very interesting....

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-13 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fishwithissues.livejournal.com
darn i should not use the word "seriously" ever again. what i meant to say is if you need someone to hash out some mask designs with an autistic hypersensitivity to racially-marked imagery, then i'm yours. or maybe i should just freaking finish that momus video already.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-13 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Oh, that sounds like a really interesting offer, Jordan! Let's see if the project gets green-lighted, then talk again!

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Date: 2008-03-13 03:18 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2008-03-12 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thomascott.livejournal.com
I like the evangelical extension of the Unreliable Tour Guide conceit; what if some of the converts become zealots and are still misdirecting tourists toward the Imperial Palace in 2037?
Good luck with the sponsorship.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-13 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohayo-sakura.livejournal.com
interesting idea!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-13 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merrow-sea.livejournal.com
Great post and comments... 'Britain is healed', :-D. I'm surprised you didn't know about BLDGBLOG. You're kindred spirits, not in style perhaps, but in the realm of ideas.

I experienced severe touristic disorientation last time I was stuck in Las Vegas with a 5 hour layover and wandered past the casino with New York at half-scale:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York-New_York_Hotel_&_Casino
Creepy but funny capital envy.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-13 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] westfearneon.com (from livejournal.com)
This superimposition of alternative narratives on the city is a great idea but one you appear to have fumbled. You might have taken an idea like this and used it as a new way to inform people of the situation on the ground in a city such as Kabul or Baghdad:

Pointing to a black bin liner drifting across the plaza of the National Film Theatre: "This charred area is all that remains of the suicide attack that killed seven people in last Friday's rush hour." Indicating school trip outside Tate Modern: "War orphans queuing for handouts of Rothko and Hirst." Ice cream van passes: "Despite the constant threat of violence, the call to prayer is widely observed..."

Or you could just superimpose one affluent city dominated by banking, shopping and the culture industries on another. It depends on whether you want to take people out of their comfort zone and show them how decisions made in London reveal their consequences in other parts of the world or whether you just want to celebrate your own lifestyle values with others who already share them.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-13 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
The trouble with direct political statements is that they can be incredibly one-dimensional as art -- I think of Adel Abidin's Baghdad Travel Agency (http://imomus.livejournal.com/333746.html) at the last Venice Biennale, for example. By taking people into a world they're familiar with from newspapers, and by hammering home the message that "war is bad" (a message they almost certainly already agree with), it's precisely these messages which stay in the comfort zone.

At the Whitney Biennial there was a piece by Richard Serra using an Abu Ghraib image with the words "STOP BUSH" written under it. In my tour I advised people to take one of the paper copies of the print and, next time they were at an Upper East Side dinner party, ping on a glass with a knife, clear their throats, stand up, take the paper out of their pocket, unfold it, and read out the message: "STOP BUSH". Or I said the flapping black robe of the electrocuted man was from the new fashion collection from Hedi Slimane at Dior Homme.

You talk as if Tokyo and London are already the same city. I don't agree. For me they're vastly different, and I personally prefer Tokyo -- more collectivist, more pacifist. So my tour won't be without a certain reproach towards London, a certain political dimension. I won't make this obvious, though, and I won't ram it down people's throats. The carrot works better than the stick, the sun gets the traveler's coat off quicker than the wind. And finally this piece is about stimulating the listener's imagination and creating a fresh "third" world from two existing one. That's already inherently a political act, more effective, I believe, than any newspaper editorial.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-13 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bonsai-human.livejournal.com
I like this idea - very cute.

...and Tokyo as London

Date: 2008-03-14 01:09 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I like this idea. It reminds me of being in Japan and noticing the similarities/differences between Japan and Britain with a friend, in a way doing the reverse of this by imagining Tokyo as London by making overly direct transl(iter)ations of Japanese place names in British-sounding English.

For ex., Shibuya Station's 西口(地上) as the Westmouth Landover exit.

Jonathan