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Thanks to their use of compound nouns, the Germans have clear and exact single words for things we English-speakers could only sketch in entire paragraphs of wispy, misty impressionism. Italiensehnsucht, for instance. The phrase means "longing for Italy" -- a specifically German longing for Italy, of course -- and it isn't just a state of mind, it's an architectural style, best seen, perhaps, at Frederick William IV of Prussia's Italianate constructions at Potsdam. Here, in the 1830s, the crown prince of Italiensehnsucht set his crown jewel: a Roman Bath.



Berliners don't have to trek down to Potsdam to find Roman-style baths, though. Yesterday Hisae and I went to the Russisch-Römischen Dampfbad at the Stadtbad Neukölln and spent three hours or so moving between the atrium, the apodyterium, the caldarium and the sanarium (translated from Latin that's the lobby, the changing rooms, the steam room and the hot tile room). There were also more Nordic rooms -- wooden saunas no Roman would have recognised, a herbal sauna, a hot room with ceiling strip lights whose colours changed constantly, a roof terrace where you could freeze under the stars, a silence room and a restaurant. And that's not to mention the chance to swim in the Stadtbad's two huge elegantly-pillared pools, the Great and Small Halls.



The Stadtbad Neukölln opened in 1914 in a big neoclassical building next to the Municipal Public Library. Architect Reinhold Kiehl connected the bathzone to the bookzone via an atrium because in his mind physical exercise, personal hygiene and spiritual edification should be one and the same thing. I must say I'm inclined to agree, though I'll admit to finding naked women appealing too -- there were lots of young and beautiful bodies drifting around, including nude Turkish teens, which isn't surprising given the demographics of the surrounding area, but is a little odd in terms of Islamic culture.



The building underwent a six-year renovation during the 1980s, which must be when the rather odd murals in the lobby appeared; one shows a giant tsunami engulfing the skyscrapers of New York, anticipating both 9/11 and "The Day After Tomorrow", but hardly the best advertisement for the healing power of water. My favourite part was the tepidarium -- a circular pool replenished from a vomiting frog's mouth, modeled on the ancient bath at Pompeii.



Just as it must have been in Ancient Rome, the Roman-Russian bath is a great place for people-watching. Last night there were gays with handlebar beards, career girls destressing after work, elderly and disabled people practising Krankengymnastik, fat men with bear-like pelts of hair and pot bellies hiding tiny child-penises, giggling muslim girls straight out of a French 19th century orientalist painting. I had a good time in the steam, walked home in the pink of health, and slept like a log.



For an audio glimpse of life in an ancient Roman bath -- complete with vivid complaints from Seneca, who had to live above one -- check out the excellent BBC Radio 4 series The Roman Way, and particularly Programme 3: Filling the Day. If you scroll the RealAudio file forward to about 9 minutes you'll hear the relevant section.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-13 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Ahhhhhhh the BBC.

wewillbecome.com

i'm pretending you write this as a travel guide

Date: 2008-02-13 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gigant0r.livejournal.com
have you ever made it to Dubai? I'm going in a couple of weeks and would love to know that there is something there that entertains Momus, beyond a bunch of obnoxious euro-trash house music clubs and big, shiny buildings (though I am looking forward to the big, shiny buildings)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
My sister's been to Dubai, but I haven't. I think she said all the best stuff was right next to the airport, or you didn't even have to leave the airport, or something.

Monocle has a brief guide here (http://www.monocle.com/sections/edits/Web-Articles/Dubai/).

clean fit and serene

Date: 2008-02-13 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
i like the connection between the pyhsical , mental and the other ..berlin sounds like paradise...i suppose if your sharing your life with the right person than it really doesnt matter where your living...what other excerise do you do? is it good for cycling? berlin i mean i cant image you being much or a team player...ever tried ping pong its wonderfull...i heard joseph k where getting back together ..didnt you used to be in them..

Re: clean fit and serene

Date: 2008-02-13 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
It's notoriously excellent for cycling. I've been out and about on a bike today -- we're in the middle of a very mild winter.

Re: clean fit and serene

Date: 2008-02-13 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Not sure how I feel about a Josef K reunion, if indeed it is happening. Presumably they need the money, and there are lots of kids who never saw them live, just like I never saw the Pistols until 1996's Filthy Lucre Tour or the Velvet Underground (until the Coyote Tour or whatever they called it, circa 1993. And, to be honest, despite having seen those shows, I feel like I've still never seen either the VU or the Pistols live. What I saw was some old men impersonating the bands. Old men who happened to be in them.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-13 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
For a despiser of all that is British I'm surprised how often you are pimping the (great!) BBC online radio player. What could be more stereotypically middle class British (or really English) than Radio 4?

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-13 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I should write a piece about Radio 4 one day. I'm quite an avid listener to corners of it (though not The Archers, obviously), but I have some pretty huge reservations. Laurie Taylor is my hero, though!

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Date: 2008-02-13 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
no pix of the emperor in his towel toga? shame!
this place sounds perfectly lovely, i must try it. grand public baths are wonderful things. were you fond of onsen in japan? do you have onsen recommendations?

Japansehnsucht

Date: 2008-02-13 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funazushi.livejournal.com
Here are a few Onsen favourites:
Takaragawa Onsen in Gunma-ken. It is called the Yokozuna of Onsen and has the best rotenburo I've experienced.
Yufuin Onsen in Kyushu. Beautiful place but very expensive.
Shuzenji Onsen-Izu Hanto. Discovered by Kobo Daishi, frequented by author Kawabata.
Dogo Onsen- Matsuyama, shukoku A Natsume Soseki favourite, you can visit the botchan room.
I spent the summer in Yunoyama Onsen, Mie-ken. Though it is past its prime, it would make a great set location for an onsen zombie movie. Again keeping with the literary theme, Shiga Naoya was a guest.
Funaoka Onsen. Off Kita Oji near Daitokuji. After pounding the pavement in Kyoto this is a great place to unwind. Very old school neighbourhood sento/onsen.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-13 03:12 pm (UTC)

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-13 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
You seem to lead a charmed life, Momus. You must devote a considerable amount of time to this blog, and then the rest of your time seems to be spent lounging about in bath-houses or visiting art galleries. I know Berlin's cheap, but even so I still wonder how you sustain such a lifestyle...

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-13 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
He cyberbegs from time to time, so I guess it's a charmed but precarious life. I remember one entry when he said he'd spent a week living off a jar of hummus or something, until some kindly reader coughed up.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-13 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Most of the glam travel I do is me earning the rent. For instance, today I'm negotiating with the organisers of a summer festival held on a clifftop overlooking the Mediterranean. That'll probably look like "a charmed life" when I blog about it in July -- and indeed it may well be -- but it's essentially me earning my living... precariously!

autogedamn

Date: 2008-02-13 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
when negotiating with such organisers...
what requirments do you require?
i was hoping to put on some shows for musmo
but am not sure what size venues
would be suitable
i reckon alternative underground spaces may be more apropriate
i was jist wondering what kind of offers you would even consider..

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-13 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
Oh, you should be glad someone is out there doing it. How hopeless things would seem, otherwise. Good for Nick, I say.

Roman ay

Date: 2008-02-13 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pay-option07.livejournal.com
Not much I fancy about them other than their sophistication. Concrete what a great invention.
To bad Europe adopted their fragrance, I can't seem to get it out of my clothes.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-13 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fishwithissues.livejournal.com
a really pretty entry today!

i dig the iStockPhoto post-occupancy jpeg!

Anti-circumcision-ism

Date: 2008-02-13 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"personal hygiene and spiritual edification should be one and the same thing"

I'm curious as to this. Like royalty and the working class, we diverge on these issues. There's a lot of odd behaviour in the name of hygiene. Brit Milah - cutting off babies foreskins (some die, it's not a minor piece of symbolism). Removing the clitoris. Some see dirt (shame) everywhere, and, rather than buy a bar of soap, they cut off human body parts. Also, the same people who are anal or 'house proud' can often be the same people who want to scrub 'others' off the streets i.e. proto-BNP. Sometimes.

I noticed a heavy hygiene Muslim culture. For me it's Lady Macbeth. Self-hate. Guilt. I'm not pro-dirt. I like tidy. But 'don't muddy my mind' where no real threat exists, can become a subtitle for neurosis. Domestic. Picky.

filling the day

Date: 2008-02-14 02:30 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
suck.com used to do FILLERS too.

Glam society blog for people with too much leisure time. Like the ones they used to have in newspapers. Today was a delightful little brunch with Lady Entwhistle. Tomorrow we fly out to a little gathering on the cliffs of Berlin Harbour, courtesy of Pan Am.



call me imomus

Date: 2008-02-14 05:20 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)

Re: call me imomus

Date: 2008-02-14 05:35 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-14 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
Does sound lovely.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-14 08:26 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
of course flimsy think so.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-14 08:30 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Quick! Downowlad pictures from internet! Make BLOG!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-14 08:32 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
how you find BBC I wonder

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-14 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
It good, deep friend.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-14 09:24 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Good filler. Like ketchup. Maybe some mayonnaise too, when you run out of food for sandwich.

the streets of neukölln

Date: 2008-02-14 10:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rinusvanalebeek.livejournal.com
Thanks Nick!

Already a big fan of those beautifull young turkish girls,
I now have this one image that comes to my mind.

greetings from silent and peacefull reuterkiez,

rinus

(no subject)

Date: 2008-02-14 11:47 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That unforgettable image. Nick in sensible wide grey trousers.

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