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I'm in London, about to start two days of brainstorming on the subject of The Really Modern Library at the London School of Economics, in an event organized by the Institute for the Future of the Book (sponsored by the Mellon Foundation). Thinking about what libraries can and might become alongside me will be, amongst others, Cory Doctorow and Eames Demetrios, the grandson of Charles and Ray Eames. More coverage as the sessions unfold.



Today, though, I just wanted to talk about the flight over from New York. I was originally going to fly back to Berlin from New York, but the if:book people bought me a new ticket back to Europe, with Air India. I've flown the airline before, between Japan and Thailand (when I annoyed the hostess by asking for British tea -- "It's Indian tea," she corrected, quite correctly), but I must admit I was a bit worried by the combination of the ridiculous cheapness of the ticket (just $157 before tax, one way, which is £76) and the route, basically the same one an Air India 747 took in 1985 when it was bombed out of the skies over the Irish Sea.

My trepidations were completely misplaced. Air India is a great way to fly (if fly you must -- save the Earth, etc). Terminal 4 at JFK is vastly superior to the awful Delta terminal I've been spending so much time in recently. The people queuing at check in were wearing beautiful Indian clothes -- Indians must be the best-dressed people on the entire planet, with fantastic colours and patterns and forms in their clothes, and a refreshing absence of the jeans, mesh hats and pseudo-sportswear you see at Western airline check-in lines.

The plane was a brand new Boeing 777 painted in the new Air India livery, which (I'm glad to say) retains the Taj Mahal window decorations I noted in my Cosmopolitanism of the Poor entry, but adds a new tail design, a big orange and red chakra motif taken from the Sun Temple at Konark. The hostesses wear saris with a slice of bare belly showing, and are distractingly gorgeous. The music that plays before take-off is better than the usual airline music (it seemed to be a mixture of Indian and Western songs played on sitar) and the in-flight movies are Bollywood, not Hollywood. Oh, and the lamb curry is -- for airline food -- pretty good, with a pot of yoghurt and some wonderfully strange, stringy-sweet dessert.

India's economic growth is second only to China's right now, and when you're in the middle of a neo-orientalist transport on an aesthetically pleasing, smooth nocturnal Air India flight it's fascinating to imagine the world skewing more and more to the values encountered on this flying Taj Mahal -- the way women are, the way food is, the way clothes are, the way movies and music are.

A lot of my writing and thinking revolves around the idea that the West is, in many ways, morally and aesthetically threadbare at the moment, and that Asia's rise can only be a good thing for the world. We may be handing over leadership, later this century, to two cultures which are much older and wiser than our own. I sometimes have the feeling that India could be as important to me as Japan has been. I need to go there one day. In the meantime, jet-lagged but refreshed, I made a bee line for the British Museum (not far from my hotel) and soaked up some of the shakti, replacing the night's lost hours with Yoganidra, Maya's divine sleep.

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Date: 2007-10-16 05:52 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
what do you think about the radiohead album?

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Date: 2007-10-16 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I'm too busy listening to the new Nobuko Hori and Sawako albums to give a damn about Radiohead, to be honest. Innovative marketing, though.

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Date: 2007-10-16 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
A lot of my writing and thinking revolves around the idea that the West is, in many ways, morally and aesthetically threadbare at the moment

I agree up to a point, but much of the problem may arise from the cult of novelty steering us away from our native textures, as we see those of India above in your post.

Here are some American textures that still feel fresh and alive to me (http://lord-whimsy.livejournal.com/257277.html)--if for no other reason than they have been marginalized by neglect.

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Date: 2007-10-16 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
...but yes, Indian aesthetics are wonderful. Any holiday that involves cute little ladies wishing you a happy Diwali, saffron-colored wreaths, tinny pop ragas, and little red footprints all over the house is doing something right.

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jeans - hats - sportswear

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Date: 2007-10-16 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] microworlds.livejournal.com
Image (http://tinypic.com)

I found this in my favorite vintage boutique, and was intrigued by it. You said that on the regular Mastermind cover, the woman and the man were connected by the crotch. In this cover, the woman is replaced by an Indian woman, without the crotches connected. It's also upgraded to "Super" Mastermind. Perhaps there's a subtle preference of one race over another? Or that "upgrading" to another woman doesn't necessarily mean that one is better than the other?

Or maybe I'm just over-analyzing a board game.

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Date: 2007-10-16 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Don't knock over-analyzing, it's more fun than Mastermind!

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Indian Morals

Date: 2007-10-16 08:47 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
India isn't exactly a paragon of civilization. They're firmly in the grip of religious fundamentalists and tribalism, they have a class system more in common with victorian times than what we have in the west these days, and they're constantly on the brink of (possibly nuclear) war with Pakistan.

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Date: 2007-10-16 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildbirdcall.livejournal.com
Very Good Point.

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Date: 2007-10-16 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loafs.livejournal.com
write more about india, please. i'll be visiting india next year.

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Date: 2007-10-16 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dzima.livejournal.com
Where's the Naka Meguro of Mumbai?

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Date: 2007-10-16 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cap-scaleman.livejournal.com
I've been to a Hare Krishna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Society_for_Krishna_Consciousness) village once. Dunno why so many are suspicious towards them. They seemed to live very simple lives in that village.

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Date: 2007-10-16 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alphacomp.livejournal.com
I so can't wait for the cyberpunk novel to come out.
(actually, what doyou think of that phenomenon? It seems like something ripe/overripe for design analysis, what with its emphasis on the clash between bad design/good design via retrofitting and multiculturalism)

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Date: 2007-10-16 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peacelovgranola.livejournal.com
nice to read more about india and indian culture here. i often refer to it over at my place, and have studied yoga and hinduism in general for years. but, the above poster is right about their caste system and the religious extremism of too much of its population (toward sikhs and muslims--other religious extremists themselves, quite often, to be sure). those are pathetic aspects of that ancient land. ancient hold-overs in an otherwise growing society, i guess.

another poster mentioned the hare krishnas; i've had nothing but good experiences and good vibes from them, too. and for what it's worth, they are rather against the caste system of india, it being against the inclusiveness of "lord krishna's" message. but they are definitely conservatives in a religious sense (no casual sex, and certainly no homosexuality, etc). like mormons with much better food and groovier mantras, maybe. i dunno.

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Date: 2007-10-16 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charleshatcher.livejournal.com
Is it just me that finds Bollywood films even more tedious than Hollywood films?

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Date: 2007-10-16 01:09 pm (UTC)
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Nope. No-one said different was better (unless it's a better 'of the mind').

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Date: 2007-10-16 03:45 pm (UTC)
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Nick, have you read this?

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/imomus/2006/03/70494

(Haha, I kid.)

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Date: 2007-10-16 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
you got lucky. once you fly their normal circa-1977 jumbos to heathrow and onto bombay, and you deal with the agonizing layovers and inept customer service, you see they're as bad as any other airline.

the dessert you had was probably kheer, a pistachio sort of rice pudding. i will concede that their in-flight food is better than western airlines'!

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Date: 2007-10-16 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Dear Momus

you're a ubiquitous berliner... Saw a big portrait of you and your girlfriend watching at a monkey. A black and white photography in shop window on torstrasse. a shop called webdesign.

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Date: 2007-10-16 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] someshapes.livejournal.com
ha hahha! My flight to Mumbai on air india was a prototype for my entire stay in the country: hilarious, dangerous, lecherous.

I recommend going to Incredible India (tm) if you are interested. As a white male you will probably have a pretty nice experience, once you accept and protect yourself as a walking wallet. There is something really, really funny about visiting India as a westerner, perhaps because everything seems so foreign yet most people speak perfect english.

If you like reading, I think Salman Rushdie gets India right on point. Another rec. is River of Gods:
http://www.amazon.com/River-Gods-Ian-McDonald/dp/1591024366
Sci-fi techno future that is just like the present set in India.

I really enjoy your blog!

-Alanna

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Date: 2007-10-16 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hurrah for Momus and pointless air travel! Fuck you eco-loonies! Cute design and chicks, yes. Burn up the blue, maaaan.

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Date: 2007-10-16 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vertigoranger.livejournal.com
Some of us aren't content to live in one country all the time, but don't own cars. Oh, what a mire we live in. You sarky cunt.

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Date: 2007-10-16 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akabe.livejournal.com
pseudo-sportswear is nasty indeed but the real stuff, that's our true new texture. give me gore-tex, kevlar and titanium !

east v west

Date: 2007-10-16 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] never-the-less.livejournal.com
I'm wondering what you see as constitutive of "the west" and "asia" ? are you able to extricate "indian-ness" from the huge influence of the British? Does the West not include the huge population of Asian immigrants in either London or LA?

I'm surprised that for someone who seems pretty willing to accept a lot of the tenants of postmodern thought, the essentialism of terms such as "east" "west" "asian" "japanese" etc. go unchecked here.

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Date: 2007-10-16 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
You don't develop your own civilisation for thousands of years only to let it be "hugely influenced" by a British occupation which lasts a mere century or so. A little influenced, yes. Deconstruction does not mean throwing the baby out with the bathwater, though. It does not mean that one cannot talk of national identity when flying a national airline. It does not mean that cultural identity no longer signifies. A deconstruction which disallowed us our cultures would be reactionary indeed.

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Adapt or fade!

Date: 2007-10-16 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] der-hut-geist.livejournal.com
Part of the reason Indian culture is appealing to me is that it readily adapts outside influence without sacrificing centuries old tradition, and this cornerstone is responsible for the survival of hinduism and indian culture through various invasions, ect. As opposed to china, culture in india is not a dirty word the plant of tradition and flowers with the zeitgeist and cultural trailings of the west.

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Date: 2007-10-16 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] butterflyrobert.livejournal.com
India has really been on mind a great deal lately, too. We're synching in the same year, for a change. I'm worried for us both.

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Date: 2007-10-18 01:50 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"We may be handing over leadership, later this century, to two cultures which are much older and wiser than our own."

No, they're stupid; much more stupid and greedy than janpanese and white people.

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Date: 2007-10-24 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alicecoltrane.livejournal.com
"...and soaked up some of the shakti, replacing the night's lost hours with Yoganidra, Maya's divine sleep."

your usage of that term and that practice begs a little explaining maestro...

just back to town and @, with a lotta click opera catch-up to do... but covered in housepaint til our neubeca party saturday-- you and hisae be welcome!

U may like this!

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From: (Anonymous)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/abolakanto/734520785/