I become a sex object. And it's wonderful.

[imomus]

One of the summer's oddest developments is the emergence of a LiveJournal community in which women in their teens and twenties (some of them raised in Mormon households) celebrate -- both ironically and unironically -- a certain 47 year-old "musician, blogger, columnist, all around Renaissance man" in a spirit defiantly at odds with his own self-mediations. While Momus discusses Uzbek teahouses, the LOLZ girls are busy making stickers saying "I wish I was Asian so I could have his babies!" and "I sometimes wish that he would keep me in his secret death chamber". While Momus delivers a lecture on the Straubs and boringness, the LOLZGIRLZ are showing a Momus pumpkin they made as a church activity, or indoctrinating their little brothers into Momuslove, or writing slash porn in which Momus makes out with the drummer from McFly. Their latest effort is a series of MS Paint pictures which, with the girlz' permission, I'd like to share with you today.



The cribbage joke is a reference to "pegging", a phrase the girlz used. When I looked it up I learned that pegging is "the act of penetrating a person's anus with a strap-on dildo" and "in cribbage, the use of pegs to keep score".

Comments

[councilestate.livejournal.com]

oh my god. this is definitely going into my memories.

[imomus.livejournal.com]

Tell Rhodri you're a girl, girl!

[councilestate.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA i cannot tell you how hilarious my face must've looked when i opened this

[electricwitch.livejournal.com]

LOLOL you know he´s only saying it cos he wants pictures of our boobs.

[imomus.livejournal.com]

Well, we're getting about a third of councilestate's there already. Which makes me 33% happy.

[electricwitch.livejournal.com]

Well if you wait for a while microworlds will probably post hers.

I prefer staying a mystery, though. Of sorts. Very unmysterious sorts.

[microworlds.livejournal.com]

HAHA, that picture is best kept locked in the community, and not posted for the public to see here on Click Opera.

You know where to find my naked photo post, Momus. You can always go there if you feel unsexy.

[councilestate.livejournal.com]

momus, my love for you is strong, but it's not quite as strong as microworlds'. therefore, i'm comfortable with making you 33% happy.

[theorems.livejournal.com]

seleena. as you are one of the maintainers of what is clearly one of the most important livejournal communities of our generation, i must now marry you.
...that's just how it is.

[councilestate.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE KIM OF COURSE