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Here's a photo of me and Hisae, yesterday, at the Smart Deli in Berlin. Yumi, who runs Smart Deli, took it.



When I looked at the photo there in the cafe I laughed and said "It looks like one of those Edo Museum-type places!" It looked like a much more Japanese environment on the camera screen than it did just sitting in the room -- a stereotypically "museumlike" one, a simulacrum like the Edo Village supasento in Odaiba, or the restaurant village in the basement of the Umeda Sky building in Osaka.

Yumi looked slightly anxious when I said that. It was almost as though the "authenticity" of her cafe -- a carefully-constructed Japanese environment in the middle of Berlin -- had come into question. Its ability to convince became a sign of a capacity for deception rather than a sign of sincerity. Had she really constructed a museum? Was it all so real it was fake? Or was it, to come 360 degrees, so real it was real?

I find this a really fascinating question. So real it's fake, so fake it's real, so real it's real again. Full circle.

"Daniel-san, your training completed when realize that even music is music." That's [livejournal.com profile] me_vs_gutenberg, back in September 2005, here on Click Opera, wittily making fun of John Cage's Buddhist-influenced idea that non-musical sounds are music. Or is he making fun of the kind of rhetoric that opposes two terms in a mutually-defining binary as if they were independent rather than interdependent? And, if so, is he mocking our whole Western schtick of competitive individualism?

John Cage's idea that "silence is music" or Proudhon's idea that "property is theft" make for great rhetoric -- they startle us, they seem to make sense, they're thought-provokingly paradoxical. They also set up a sort of conceptual spectator sport: these terms, which previously propped each other up rather boringly, are now opponents in an exciting boxing match. Which will you root for? Which will win?

The answer is that neither of them can win. The match is rigged. The two terms create and depend on each other. Pure collusion, pure illusion. Nothing will get redefined by setting them against each other, pretending they're opponents.

Look closer. Cage seems to want us to side with silence against music, and Proudhon seems to want us to side with theft against property. Or do they? Examined more closely, these apparently revolutionary statements are only half-revolutions. They don't actually deconstruct the original concepts of music or property. They merely stage a challenge which cannot succeed. A pseudo-challenge.

Whether they only take things half way (180 degrees from conventional definitions), or all the way (360 degrees from conventional definitions -- in other words, all the way back to where they started), paradoxes which oppose the terms of a mutually-defining binary leave us no wiser, and break no new ground. A paradox on its own (a 180 degree statement like "property is theft") just cancels itself out. It's an oxymoron. Take that thought all the way around -- hey, theft, too, is theft! -- and it becomes banal, a re-statement of the original idea it sought to displace. We're back where we started. Just a bit dizzier.

It's a rhetorical, rather than a logical trope. I find myself using it quite a lot. For instance, we all agree that classical music changes more slowly than pop music, right? Or that museums are less vital than discotheques? But with a journalist's instinct for myth-displacement and believe-it-or-not headline-worthiness, I'll take great delight in telling you that pop has become the new conservatory music, and that classical music actually changes quicker. Or that museums are more vital, life-affirming places than discos. But of course my statement depends on you believing -- and continuing, really, to believe -- the opposite. All I want is to momentarily startle you with a counter-intuitive, apparently unorthodox idea. Once you started believing that museums really were more fun than clubs, I'd have to startle you by returning to the original proposition -- that clubs are much more fun than museums.

That's the 180 degree rhetorical trope. But I also use the 360 degree one -- the "music, too, is music" joke. Sometimes it isn't a joke. For instance, this piece, The Japanese are almost Japanese, lays out the idea that Japanese are tourists in their own land (that's 180 degrees), but then takes it (almost) all the way to "the Japanese are Japanese".

This kind of game is fun. I remember a strange prose piece I used to perform with the creative writing group in Aberdeen. Somebody announced "This is the British Broadcorping Castration." (A real slip once uttered by a BBC continuity announcer, apparently.) Then, sitting behind a desk, in the tones of a newsreader, I read out a "local news report" about all the things that hadn't happened that day. "Thirty-two very large cats did not today menace a postman as he went about his rounds, harried by the bombardments of a flock of metal pigeons which were not dropping scrap metal on his head. Furthermore, under no circumstances did the animals then gambol off to harass Mrs Taggart with sinister stentorian whoops. [More of these Dylan Thomas-esque events were reported not to have happened, with greater and greater vehemence of denial, until the last line]: In fact, quite the opposite was the case." Each denial nudged the events described further and further around the compass until they came full circle and became de facto confirmations. They had happened after all.

And, when you think about it, doesn't every denial contain an affirmation of exactly the thing it seeks to refute? The more Yumi's deli isn't Japan, the more it is.

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Date: 2007-01-18 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkis.livejournal.com
I'm glad I found you.

Currie

Date: 2007-01-18 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Last night I laughed when I saw Justin Currie in the London Lite newspaper listings described as "The cousin of eye-patched troubadour Momus, and ex-singer with Del Amitri".
When is the Scots soft-rock vs Eyepatch folktronic electro soundclash going to happen?

Re: Currie

Date: 2007-01-18 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Aha, the tables are turned -- full circle! I used to be described as his cousin!

Re: Currie

Date: 2007-01-18 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-mimic736.livejournal.com
And big eBay sellers price their Momuses higher than their Del Amitris, but that goes without saying...

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Date: 2007-01-18 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Momus, you raise some good points here. I should say that it is a very sad thing that now-a-days there is so little useless information. The truth is rarely pure and never simple. But alas, I am not young enough to know everything.

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Date: 2007-01-18 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cerulicante.livejournal.com
There is a constant theme to the illustrations. Each picture contains a white guy that is desperately trying to be asian.

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Date: 2007-01-18 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] desant012.livejournal.com
sir, that earns a zing with a capital Z. ZZZZZINGRUUUUUUHRTTTTTTTTTTTT$)*($9333355\\\tw3\phnhhhhhhdg]6tp88888888885]]]]]]w\\\\\\\\\''ujjjjjjjjjjjhvbnvm\[juhhrrrhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhrtgrrgrlllrgg555gtgmgx7iy\8ouituteety6789808gukukm[

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Date: 2007-01-18 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I prefer to say that the Western guys in these pictures are creating the Asians we see them with, and vice versa.

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Date: 2007-01-18 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babyhands144.livejournal.com
So if you were not so Caucasian, they would not be so Asian? Proof of a Lacan mirror stage, don't you think?

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Date: 2007-01-18 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheapsurrealist.livejournal.com
The David Carradine character was half asian. His mother was Chinese.

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Date: 2007-01-18 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucaskrech.livejournal.com
That is why I love working with light (http://lucaskrech.livejournal.com/52416.html). It both IS and IS NOT (http://lucaskrech.livejournal.com/27986.html) at the same time.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-18 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Shameless self-promoter!

Things that make you go..

Date: 2007-01-18 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niddrie-edge.livejournal.com
I used to be so under the influence of the Post Bruce Lee, Kung Fu show atmosphere that I would walk to school barefoot seeking to understand the question , not the answer.
Of course I got a "doing" or two.
I guess thats where I understood "difference".

I understand that you employ sophisticated thought modes and reasoning. Academically sound rationality lets say. You also dream.
Maybe we are thieves of the ownership of truth.
Maybe the 360 circle is an Ouspenskyan like spiral.
Hyperlinking the surreal and hyperreal.

Another mind blowing breakfast with momus.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-18 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fishwithissues.livejournal.com
the fake to real to real thing strikes me as a journey, like a version of what joseph campbell called the monomyth, although you're doing a good job of de-individualizing it, i.e. leaving heroes and villains out of the equation. it's funny that the insanity of life always comes back to narrative.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-18 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Did you do that "not joking, just joking, I AM joking" thing specially? I suppose to fit today's theme it would have to have "... and I'm not joking" at the end.

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Date: 2007-01-18 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fishwithissues.livejournal.com
naw, haha, apropos though. that's from my friend raphy's brilliant freestyling, which of course he didn't remember saying.

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Date: 2007-01-18 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
They are fun, aren't they? Especially when you wear them on your back.

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Date: 2007-01-18 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charleshatcher.livejournal.com
John Cage's trite "idea" always makes me think of the Dolly Parton comment on how if less is more, just think of how much more more is.

Also, where's "so fake it's fake"?

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-19 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charleshatcher.livejournal.com
And we're getting one of our own (http://www.casinocitytimes.com/news/article.cfm?contentID=163552). Woohoo!

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-19 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
Oh, not to worry! I grew up next to Atlantic City, and I turned out...oh, wait.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-18 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] butterflyrobert.livejournal.com
Truth is paradox - as is reality itself.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-18 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Please tell me more about how discos are more fun than museums because I'd love to get turned around!

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-18 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
My ideal place RIGHT NOW is public, clean, mostly dead, quiet, warm and outdoors.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-18 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wingedwhale.livejournal.com
I have nothing to say, and I am saying it.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-18 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I have everything to say, but I'm not saying any of it.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-18 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lame-no-antenna.livejournal.com
you know... it's totally ok to just say, "here's a pic of me and the missus, cute hey?" and not make this big deal about the suppposed yes-ness or no-ness (or forbidding, "authenticity") of every little trans-global "cultural refugee" that you fancy re-territorializing for your own purposes.

then again, maybe that's too pedestrian for you?

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-18 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
The photo of me and the missus was the very last thing to be added to this entry, which was originally, you'll be pleased to hear, entitled "Conundrum of the Paradox".

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-19 08:11 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Actually, my interest in your posts jumps 20% every time a picture of Hisae comes up (and not for pervy reasons, for the record). Everyday, personal stories are fun, too.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-19 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lame-no-antenna.livejournal.com
wanna make some dance music? or at least, lend your voice to some of my work?

( I make small techno)

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-19 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joji-poji.livejournal.com
a few years ago i spent a year working in a japanese restaurant in london. it was a fascinating experience for me- i'm japanese, but i spent my youth in boarding schools in the uk...my presence in the restaurant gave my fellow waiters (mostly japanese students) and the restaurant staff a feeling of uneasiness- for some reason my ambiguous 'in betweeness' made them uncomfortable...it was a ridiculously strict and hierarchical working environment- to the point where the waiters would endlessly moan to me over a beer about how they came to london to escape japan and yet they spent most of their time working in a place that was somehow freakishly more japanese than any japanese restaurant in..japan.. and i guess, my presence made them uncomfortable because suddenly it seemed as though i'd caught them in the act of playing along to the fake japanese restaurant, or more that it was just too confusing- were they really 'being' japanese or were they being paid to perform it? they would oscillate between being very defensive about 'being' japanese and keeping it real, yet mocking the restaurant for it's unjapaneseness in it's freakish japaneseness...

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-19 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Which restaurant was it, Joji?

I like how, in your film, the computer games and TV news reports (not to mention language-learning exercises and figure skating) are made so absurd and stylized, and yet they need to be that to give us a sort of alienated glimpse of how crazy these things actually are. By not trying to be authentic, by caricature, you got straight to the core of these things.

Which restaurant was it, Joji?

Date: 2007-01-19 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joji-poji.livejournal.com
it was 'Sakura' on hanover st. it's managed by an ex-japanese soap star whose career ended after he divorced his superstar wife ishino mako.. http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~qb6k-hmgc/MakoIshino001.jpg

he had a gloomy demeanor about him, but i actually found him quite likeable. he would chain smoke whilst sitting by the tv monitors in the restaurant and watch 'waraate iitomo', a program that i later found out he'd appeared on several times. the japanese 'obachan' tourists would recognise him, and he would put on his soap star grin and pose for photos. the restaurant would suddenly feel like a constructed set in fuji tv studios.

but yes, i'm glad you say that because that's exactly how i wanted to frame things in the film- which was a little like working at sakura. part of what kept me going there was that in every shift i felt i was performing a very mannered scene.. which to some extent i actually enjoyed..

by the way thank you for the award in your post a few weeks ago!

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-19 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] destructo-ray.livejournal.com
This reminds me of all these "Japanese" restaurants we have in the region I live in, Applachia. Here, people are a bit ignorant and assume if a person is asian they're either Chinese or Japanese. The only time they ever encounter the Chinese or "Japanese" is when they dine at a Chinese buffet (we only have buffets: feeding troughs for fat people) or a Japanese steakhouse/sushi bar. While most of the time the staff at the Chinese retaurants are actually in some way Chinese, the Japanese restaurants are barely ever staffed by someone who is Japanese. Most of the time they're either Vietnamese, Thai, Chinese, or Korean.
The last time I went to a Japanese restaurant we talked to the chef serving us and when he'd make a small mistake he'd say, "Japanese mistake!" However, later on my sister had asked him, "What part of Japan are you from?"
"Vietnamese," was uttered in a low-voice, hoping the rest of the customers wouldn't hear.

It's saddening that because of the ignorance of the hillbillies that inhabit the area, those people working in the "Japanese" restaurants have no choice but to put on a cultural performance of a culture that isn't even their own. A restaurant that specializes in asian cuisine other than Japanese or Chinese would probably fail.
So I guess it would fall under the category of "so fake it's real." At least within the Appalachian-majority mindset.

I hope that sounded alright, I feel like I have to have a doctorate or be some kind of artist to leave a comment here. Everyone's so incredibly articulate and intelligent...

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-19 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
It sounded fine! Ha ha, I tend to take for granted how intelligent my comments are until I look at YouTube comments or even the comments under my Wired pieces. Sample:

"The Author is deffinately a Liberal who loves gays, and hates conservatives. Compassionate to kooks, and malevolent towards normal and well. Man, you might start crying with tears of joy that our millitary is losing in Iraq."

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-19 07:05 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Here in California, the hip Asian food of choice is Japanese or Thai. Or of course, fusion.

I've had friends laughing at how bad the food is at "fake" Japanese restaurants and proudly only patronizing ones run by real Japanese people, but personally, I feel as long as you're not being deceived and the food is good, what's the big deal? Why can't it be good not-completely-authentic-Japanese-style-food? Who says there can't be such a category?

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-19 09:39 am (UTC)

Deleuze

Date: 2007-01-19 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-aquarius.livejournal.com
Your post feels related to a kernel I've been cracking, which is Deleuze.

I ripped this gratuitously from Wikipedia:

Deleuze's main philosophical project in his early works can be baldly summarized as a systematic inversion of the traditional metaphysical relationship between identity and difference. Traditionally, difference is seen as derivative from identity: e.g., to say that "X is different from Y" assumes some X and Y with at least relatively stable identities. To the contrary, Deleuze claims that all identities are effects of difference. Identities are not logically or metaphysically prior to difference, Deleuze argues, "given that there exist differences of nature between things of the same genus." That is: to say that two things are "the same" obscures the difference presupposed by there being two things in the first place. Apparent identities such as "X" are composed of endless series of differences, where "X" = "the difference between x and x'", and "x" = "the difference between...", and so forth. Difference goes all the way down. To confront reality honestly, Deleuze claims, we must grasp beings exactly as they are, and concepts of identity (forms, categories, resemblances, unities of apperception, predicates, etc.) fail to attain difference in itself. "If philosophy has a positive and direct relation to things, it is only insofar as philosophy claims to grasp the thing itself, according to what it is, in its difference from everything it is not, in other words, in its internal difference."

(no subject)

Date: 2007-01-20 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sing123.livejournal.com
Somehow this all reminds me R.D. Lang, someone I haven't thought about in years. Interesting ways of looking at the world by turning a phrase or a thought in and around on itself. Kind of like a mobius strip except by doing this with language we can sometimes see things in a whole new light again.

Sing123

PS: I think Cage's work should have never been recorded.It was theater of the mind not the ears.....or maybe I'm still pissed about all those nights I wasted sitting though those concerts during my "new music" phase with the most morose peope I've ever met.
From: [identity profile] fishwithissues.livejournal.com
i think i understand what you're saying about how the final performance wasn't what was important (and perhaps boring, but Cage said something like, if something's boring i'll keep listening to it until it isn't boring), but maybe we could shift the paradigm a little so instead of thinking about this like Cage was a conceptual wizard more than a performer, we could think of him as a sculptor whose sculptures sometimes made sounds. And so much of cage's work is like a sculpture crafted in the medium of the recording process. for all those tape splice projects and randomized overdub exercises, to have never been recorded means to have never been made. Plus you've got all these meticulously designed charts and prepared pianos... this is music as object more than music as composition.