
Yesterday I mentioned, in passing, "the great Toshio Saeki" as a possible influence on Tabaimo. He's certainly influenced Makoto Aida... unless there's just something in the Japanese water supply that makes everyone an incredibly imaginative pervert.Since Saeki's work is all about fantasy, I thought I'd enter into his grotesque game by giving firsthand accounts of some of his images, as if I -- and you -- were there. Click the thumbnails to see bigger versions of the scenes described... if you dare.

You're a nun on a pilgrimage. In a strange landscape of impossibly pointy mountains, lit by a red moon, you're ambushed by three ne'er-do-wells; a monkey, a bald monk, and a pig. While the monk holds down your head with his knee, the pig (fanged and slavering) licks your exposed genitals. The monkey, for reasons best known to himself, licks his own cane.

As our son crouches in the corridor, peeping, I try to satisfy you on our marital futon with the tongue and fingers I have. It's hard work, though, because you have three demented, insatiable heads -- two on your shoulders and one sprouting out of your sex.

Pretty in your blue nightie, with matching blue panties around your ankles, you rub and ride on a hairy -- well, what, exactly? A hairy-spined nightmare maggot with an old man's face and blood coming out of its nose and mouth. Which apparently eats fish and lives in a cage nearby, where it sheds rather a lot of hair.

While a malevolent clown watches from behind a curtain, you sit with spread legs while an implacable elephant inserts its trunk tentatively into your shaved sex. Not many people know what goes on behind the scenes at the circus.

You've been washed up on the shore, a sort of mermaid. But instead of a fish tail, your lower half waves and squirms with eight pink sucker-cupped legs. It's hard to know just where to put one's penis. Trial and error, my love.

We knew the exorcism had been a success when the angry raccoon which had been living inside you for three weeks suddenly emerged from your sex, breathing purple smoke. Our only concern, as we whipped him out, was that his tail was still wagging between your breasts.
More Toshio Saeki images on the man's own website, or here. Multimedia here.
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Date: 2006-11-13 04:37 pm (UTC)Oh my god I love you.
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Date: 2006-11-13 05:06 pm (UTC)I wonder: which western written work would have best lent itself to his pen?
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Date: 2006-11-14 04:48 am (UTC)The Story of the Eye
Date: 2006-11-14 08:33 pm (UTC)this guy's quite good too as far as taisho ero-guro + bataille goes.
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Date: 2006-11-13 05:16 pm (UTC)Also, the octopus one could be interpretted as sweet.
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Date: 2006-11-13 06:31 pm (UTC)(I suppose the good saint should consider it a blessing - or a curse, maybe - that he's not using his legendary rake.)
Sandy kneels on Tripitaka
Date: 2006-11-13 06:54 pm (UTC)isn't the multi head drawing about the child's naive interpretation of what he can hear?
Re: Sandy kneels on Tripitaka
Date: 2006-11-13 07:12 pm (UTC)No. We had no idea Toseki was there. His mother had told him to go to bed... three times.
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Date: 2006-11-13 11:06 pm (UTC)I had a dream about you last night. You did not appear. A community centre was putting on a show by you called,
"Nothing like you expected"
I went in because i needed a piss. Two redheads accosted me and told me that even though I was slightly pissed at your last exhibition I was still worthy of further investigation.
This struck me as od as I was wearing extremely long striped winkle pickers . Like something from Dr Seuss.
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Date: 2006-11-13 11:28 pm (UTC)YFWFTOSP
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Date: 2006-11-14 01:09 am (UTC)They come in pink, white and teal.
What is the peace sign fingers in photos?
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Date: 2006-11-14 11:50 am (UTC)"In [the episode], The Cost of Living, Nikki and Locke see a man with an eyepatch in one of the monitors. The mysterious man soon covers the camera with his hand, and nothing more is seen."
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Date: 2006-11-15 06:44 pm (UTC)Hokusai
Date: 2006-11-15 06:35 pm (UTC)wardrobe malfunction
Date: 2006-11-16 08:32 pm (UTC)nah, the _Star Trek_ one lacks the seediness of the mains-powered
vibrator and the the damp-stained corner of the wall. Although you
do have a tunic to tug downwards, the swirly paint/plaster and the
over-varnished banisters are a design nightmare left behind by the
Wagon Train to the Stars.
Re: wardrobe malfunction
Date: 2006-11-20 02:29 pm (UTC)