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imomus ([personal profile] imomus) wrote2006-09-19 12:33 pm

So farewell, then, Lionheart

Here's how I saluted the arrival of Junichiro Koizumi as prime minister of Japan five years ago.

Wow, was his hair really that black? Forgive me mentioning the hair so soon, but it's important in the Koizumi story. His elegant Victorian lion's mane was crucial to his rise. It, along with a courageous determination to push through "painful reforms", gave Koizumi the nickname "Lionheart", a name he embraced happily and titled his regular email bulletins after. Just as he was the first post-war Japanese prime minister with good hair, so he was the first post-war Japanese prime minister with charisma: Koizumi is a ladies' man, a snappy dresser with a dry sense of humour and a whispery-cool Clint Eastwood-style voice.

Personally, although I like Koizumi's manner and style, I don't at all like what he's done. As a fan of nationalization and grands projets -- the kind of big non-military public spending projects that French presidents are so good at, but that the running-dog lackeys of the bourgeois Anglo-press love to describe as "pork barrelling" -- I'm pretty disgusted at Koizumi's record of cuts and privatizations. I hate the way he parachuted celebrity "assassins" (including subsequently-disgraced internet mogul Takafumi Horie) in to glitz his way to postal privatization, despite the fact that the bill was legitimately rejected by the Japanese chamber.

I'm also disgusted that Koizumi went back on Japan's constitutional renunciation of military involvement and sent Japanese troops to George Bush's disastrous war in Iraq. It seems to me that, in all these actions, Koizumi resembles no-one so much as Tony Blair, another politician who uses charisma and glitz to mask a pretty cynical bling-agenda consisting mostly of handing over public resources to a tiny band of corpora-crats. This craven renunciation of all the duties of what I understand by "politics" has, alas, come to be called "liberalization" and "reform". It's far from those things, because there can be no reform which fails to resist the vested interest of the truly powerful.

Much has been made of Koizumi's friendship with George Bush; his trips to Graceland to hang with the ghost of Elvis Presley, his waltz with Richard Gere. I agree with the BBC when they say that he would have been wiser to nurture better relations with Chinese ghosts, Chinese actors and Chinese politicians. But something I do appreciate is the limit on Koizumi's American friendship. It's been largely tokenesque. The troops in Iraq were few. And there's been no sign of Japanese TV being flooded with cheap American imports, or Rupert Murdoch being given a major foothold in Japan.



As for Japan's next prime minister, due to be elected tomorrow, well, he's massively likely to be Koizumi's hair, sorry, heir apparent, Shinzo Abe, a man I've already dubbed "the world's first robot prime minister". No, he won't stop visiting the Yasukuni Shrine. Yes, he does use a Mac. And yes, his basic agenda is spelled out in Unix code on the wall behind him:

"./configure --with-passion=/home/abe/blood... make proud_japan".

[identity profile] mcfnord.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Image

Koizumi singing Elvis tunes in Graceland with a band--The Dempseys--who took their name from my uncle, their favorite junior high schoolteacher.

(Anonymous) 2006-09-19 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Closer to home, what do you make of the swing to the right in Germany?

Weaver

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Why does it always swing on me? (http://imomus.livejournal.com/136335.html) I'm also worried about even trusty old Sweden going rightwards. If the last bastion of unapologetic tax-and-spend social democracy is feeling a bit iffy about things like immigration and incentivization, we're really fucked.

Nevertheless, socialism is just sleeping. It will rise again sometime this century, mark my words.

(Anonymous) 2006-09-19 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
That's like saying Rick Astley's on the verge of breaking back into the top 5 with a string of hit singles.

-henryperri

[identity profile] cap-scaleman.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Momus, Sweden is rightwing right in this now. But I think the "Alliance" will have problems in the future. When they talked about the victory yesterday they didn't say much about new ministers to be elected, instead they attacked former prime minister Göran Persson.

I am quite sure that the reason for the rightwing turn in Sweden is because people have turned cynical and they have forgotten what the politics of the rightwings did to Sweden last time they ruled.

[identity profile] nicepimmelkarl.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
£ + 0 = ~

[identity profile] spaceconvoy.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
- "running-dog lackeys of the bourgeois Anglo-press"
- "corpora-crats"
- using "'politics'" "'liberalization'" and "'reform'" in quotations

I hope you're writing tounge-in-cheek. Otherwise you sound like a poor charicature of a "liberal bleeding-heart pinko".

(Anonymous) 2006-09-19 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I think this post is funny because it presumes that you have a "favorite Japanese prime minister" from history. With your criteria, nobody who has ever been in the post would please you. Or are you secretly a big Kakuei Tanaka fan?

Marxy

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Some civil servants are just like my loved ones
They work so hard and they try to be free
I think of the ones I consider my favorites
I think of the people who are working for me

Talking Heads
"Don't Worry About the Government"

[identity profile] nicepimmelkarl.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
oh nick. got an e-mail from tabitha LJ abuse council regarding the icon to the left, the juicy licky licky ultra mega pecker one. the golden boy, which is me in 93, right next to it. i can't use it anymore, she reckons.
or else. no more nicepimmelkarl. help me, mate.

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Karl, it seems to me that we all have a relationship with our hosts here, and that we do have to listen to where they think a line should be drawn. Especially if they're issuing ultimata. Since you're so fecund and inventive with your icons, I think a lot of fun could be had from staying just this side of Tabitha's line. It's certainly worth it to continue being able to be nicepimmelkarl. And if we don't see penises in your new icons, we'll imagine them, don't you worry.

[identity profile] nicepimmelkarl.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
that line 2b drawn could almost b an erotic relationship with tabitha. i thought about that. she's observing me now. shit i gotta b very subtle now. can't beat the old warhol banana.

[identity profile] sparkligbeatnic.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)

karl, i don't think this is your finest work. too self-indulgent perhaps? why not ease off for a while? we miss your more finely nuanced gifs.

[identity profile] nicepimmelkarl.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
currently working on my first oil on canvas. it's magic. u wanna buy it?
one meter/one meter. a grand and it's yours. geldzahler !!! funk the golden boy the anti-matter. i'm skint.

[identity profile] nicepimmelkarl.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
i shouldn't ask shareware-sparky. he wants it all for free.

[identity profile] nicepimmelkarl.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
TABITHA !!! OOOH....It's so juicy....I wanna keep the icon.....it's only a pecker. u got my MSN !!! we sort something out, you know what i mean. i'm a clown.
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[identity profile] kyburg.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I always thought Koizumi was teh hottie. I'll miss him....

[identity profile] scola.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Does this Shinzo guy run Linux? Can I play minesweeper on him?

[identity profile] arclight.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Koizumi == Blair == Schröder == countless others who claim to want to protect the social welfare state yet then go about trying to privatize things left and right. However, they all seem like they'd be cool to get drunk with.

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as you didn't require hospital treatment (or some other public service owned by the people) as a result.

[identity profile] arclight.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
amen to that.

(Anonymous) 2006-09-19 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
you really should stick to music. your political writing is disappointingly unintelligent.

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you want to take issue with any specific points, or are you just here to make comments on my IQ? Don't hide your light under a bushel, Anonymous!

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
(Also, why are you Texans always so grumpy?)

(Anonymous) 2006-09-19 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm in california, not texas. =O
we're grumpy here too.
<3

[identity profile] nicepimmelkarl.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
if u ever touched down in fort worth, you know why. princess and me was locked in the airport for 4 hours on our way 2 mexico. they obviously thought we wanted to escape into the ugliest pisshole the universe has ever encountered. I MEAN WHO WANTS TO VISIT THE US? apart from stanislaus and bird and ramica and what's his face? the ex-shanghai geezer...look at my friends list...hang about...andy is dead and that's it.

[identity profile] bricology.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Separated at birth?

Image Image

(other than Mr. Fry having 10x the charisma)

[identity profile] nicepimmelkarl.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
your icon is frightening.....i tell tabitha.

age & respect

[identity profile] fascicle.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)

I suspect Koizumi of spending Cherie Blair's haircare budget
on judicious grey. He's not really the sort to hang out in
his bathroom with a toothbrush and some peroxide.

That _Talking Heads_ song goes on to iconify buildings.
At least your home city built that fun war memorial so
that freerunners could have a blast (architecture rather
than "Arbeitsschutz, aber sicher" building, but hey).

[identity profile] paletree.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
i have always liked his hair and his slats.

[identity profile] colinmarshall.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes, when reading your journal, I get the feeling that you see the world of "art" and the world of "capitalism" as somewhat at odds. Is this the case, or just an inaccurate assumption on my part? If you do believe it, why?

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I sort of do, because I saw the kind of people who hung out at the art room at school and the kind of people who were getting ready to set up business, and they're not the same people at all. They have completely different sets of values.

Metaphysical Masochism of the Capitalist Creative (http://imomus.com/thought110100.html) puts it better.

[identity profile] colinmarshall.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Interesting. I've observed more of a gradient between the "hardcore art" and "hardcore business" students -- though the extreme ends of the spectrum remain alien to each other -- but then again, we're of different generations and grew up in different places.

Would you say that artistic endeavors are hindered or prevented entirely by freer-market societies, or do you think art will emerge no matter how capitalism-centric its surrounding culture?

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2006-09-19 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Capitalism can produce many Damien Hirsts, but few Joseph Beuyses.

(Anonymous) 2006-09-19 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's go back and take a look at what kind of society Shakespeare emerged in.

-henryperri

[identity profile] desant012.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
That article is some classic romanticism, Momus. I think we need some new type of creativity about that, but for the 21st century. It seems like nobody's concerned with ideas or the "soul" anymore, so a lot of these feelings haven't been updated to the garbage we're swamped with in what, 2006? Unless there is - do tell. It's not like the alienated archetypes are any less idealistic than in centuries past.

It just feels like hyper-capitalism has jaded us to the point where once sincerity was laughed at - now, I'm thinking it'll be rebellion.

(Anonymous) 2006-09-20 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately Momus, I think its wrong to suggest that Mr. Koizumi's involvement with the US has been token. In fact the military involvement has grown tremendously. As for the US imports, they aren't cheap (though I detect a reference to 80's style japan-bashing), those Aegis destroyers and other military hardware come at a big price, one that scares me more than a little.

And if you were disgusted by Koizumi, I should think Mr. Abe should give us all more than a little pause. I agree that a little pride in being Japanese wouldn't hurt anyone, but not through government control of schools and a bigger military. Those are key points for Mr. Abe, and without Koizumi's international charisma I think that Abe's brand of brinksmanship will prove more dangerous for Japan in the long run.

[identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I wasn't intending to endorse Abe at the end there. Let's wait and see what he actually does (if indeed he wins the nomination).