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"My Berlin is over," says Craig Robinson (of Flip Flop Flyin fame) in a blog entry entitled Gotta Go.

"My Berlin is one where someone cutting me up on their bike makes me really angry; a Berlin where holding a door open for someone with a bicycle illicits a look of disgust not a smile or a thank you; and a Berlin where someone will be watering the plants on their balcony just as I'm walking underneath... I need to get out as soon as I can."

Of course we all experience these feelings of frustration from time to time. Except me. Except here. I fucking LOVE Berlin. I love it three years in. I love it every time I come back. I'm loving it this week, even despite the World Cup (the one thing Craig finds redeeming about the city: he calls it "the plaster over the wound"). I'm loving the banner hanging on the Oranienstrasse that says "Stupid football nationalists PISS OFF!"



The fact is, if you think Arsenal is a football team, Berlin only makes sense right now, in the grip of football mania. But if you know that Arsenal is in fact the art screen at the Potsdamer Platz showing the early films of Shohei Imamura this month, the "film poems" of Clive Holden, a "magical history tour", a "festival of festivals", and bits of the Tanz im August season, you're fine.

Business as usual in Berlin means not so much business, but tons of culture. But it's also got delights unmatched by either of the cities I've recently spent time in, London or New York. The clean air. The fact that you can ride your bike on the pavement. The forests and lakes just a short elevated train ride away. The Dahlem museums, which I visited last week. The Slow Life and the sobriety. The radical politics. The environmentalism. The loud, loud birdsong. The great theatre and visual art and design you can see here. The cutting edge international architecture. The excellent public transport. The trams! The fabulous zoo. The great coffee. Such high quality of life at such a low price! How do they do it?



A classic "God, I'm glad I'm in Berlin!" moment came the other day when I visited the new organic pasta cafe at 33 Mulackstrasse in Mitte. Leo Bettini is a South Tirolian-themed place (but in fact it's terribly "Mitte") with a deliciously cool interior (loose wooden slats around the kitchen, plain white tables and chairs) and staggeringly excellent food. Even the trip to the bathroom (with views out over a bamboo courtyard, and a delightfully clean, stark design) was great; I snapped photos, thinking how Japanese it felt. Japan with more space.

Or what about white beer for less than a euro a bottle? Apartments for less than 400 euros a month? One of which I yesterday signed a lease for! In fabulous Neubeca, with its aromatic Turkish market!

I'm sorry Craig walks around Berlin wondering "why does it always rain on me". My experience couldn't be more different. Berlin is my place in the sun. The rain is just an old lady watering her plants, Craig. And Arsenal is really a cinema.

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Date: 2006-06-30 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackmoth.livejournal.com
I've been tempted to move there ever since my first trips to Germany and posts like this aren't assisting, sir!

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Date: 2006-06-30 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alphacomp.livejournal.com
As a lifelong New Yorker art student frustrated with the current state of the government and very curious about living outside of the US, I've been seriously considering moving to either Stockholm or Berlin and studying Graduate Design. I think that this entry has definitely provided me with an interesting perspective on the latter city. How popular is the English language there? I've been leaning towards Sweden due to the widespread English fluency there, but Berlin seems more fascinating.

Also, out of curiosity, have you used Max/MSP in your music before? I remember you writing about it, and I always associate Otto Spooky with it (simply because of the cover and that distorted voice on "Sempreverde"), but I don't remember you saying anything about using it. It seems like a very Momus-circa-2000s musicmaking environment.

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Date: 2006-06-30 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I seem to hear English being spoken everywhere I go here. Some people actually just go into a store and start speaking English, and, rather amazingly, get answered in English. But many of the older Germans don't speak English at all. It's wise to learn at least rudimentary German, and essential if you plan to take advantage of the FREE HIGHER EDUCATION EVEN FOR FOREIGNERS that exists here. (Something else great that I didn't mention.)

I've never used MAX/MSP in my music. Don't speak that language.

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Date: 2006-06-30 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] martinish.livejournal.com
Berlin's a wonderful city get around. A public transport system that's enjoyable to use - how unusual is that? And yes, cycling on the pavement and cheap good beer - very civilized. How about a Momus radio podcast thingy around Berlin?

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Date: 2006-06-30 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Your wish is my command (http://www.imomus.com/berlinramble.mp3)!

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Date: 2006-07-01 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qscrisp.livejournal.com
Sorry to strike a disonant note, but I was wondering why cycling on the pavement is a good thing? Don't get me wrong - I think bicycling should be encouraged (along with the use of public transport), but people cycling on the pavements was one of the things, for instance, that I hated most about Kyoto. I myself got around Kyoto on a bicycle, but always rode on the road, even though other cyclists thought they could ignore all traffic rules, and I'd often find myself cycling towards another cyclist who was on the wrong side of the road.

Pavements are, in my opinion, for pedestrians, and, even as a cyclist, on the occasions I did shift to the pavement, I found it frustrating.

Hang on though, perhaps I've got this all wrong. Are there actual cycle lanes on the pavements? If so, suddenly everything falls into place.

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Date: 2006-06-30 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cap-scaleman.livejournal.com
And still people go to Paris instead.

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Date: 2006-06-30 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkligbeatnic.livejournal.com

How do the pedestrians and cyclists negotiate the shared pavement? Cyclists in Europe tend to drive faster and more agressively and ride heavier bikes than in Japan.

Aren't there specialized bicycle routes in Berlin such as in other cycle-friendly places like Amsterdam & Copenhagen?

Come to think of it I don't recall the places in Germany I've visited as being especially bicycle-friendly (small university towns excepted).

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Date: 2006-06-30 10:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I'm just back from a cycling trip, so I can answer these questions!

How do the pedestrians and cyclists negotiate the shared pavement? Cyclists in Europe tend to drive faster and more agressively and ride heavier bikes than in Japan.

Germans do ride bikes quite aggressively. Many streets in Berlin have dedicated cycle lanes, usually on the pavement, but sometimes on the road. But bikes are all over the sidewalk too, and as a pedestrian you get used to looking behind before you make any sudden, unexpected movements. Apparently sidewalk riding is illegal, technically, here. But everyone tolerates it, and everyone does it. Being vigilant is a small price to pay for reduced pollution, increased health, and so on -- things all Germans care about.

As for negotiations, the cycle lanes usually follow the traffic system, ie you ride down the street on the right sidewalk, not the left one. You can "contraflow" in the bike lanes, but maybe one in 30 cyclists will glare at you or say something.

Germany is the only non-Japanese place I've been where you see the usual Japanese problem of limited parking space for bikes. There are just so many of them here.

Currently I'm not locking my bike, because I love just jumping off and on without having to fiddle with a lock. My bike is rundown and shitty, but by not bothering to lock I turn those qualities into advantages. So far it hasn't been stolen, but I don't think Berlin is quite as honest as Japan, where I once left a bike unlocked on the street for three months, and found it in exactly the same spot when I came back (with a police notice on it asking me not to leave it there).
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Date: 2006-06-30 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
More pictures of the organic pasta place:

Image

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Date: 2006-06-30 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] larameau.livejournal.com
gotta give it a try next time i come to berlin!
as an italian gourmet i'm always curious to check the quality of italian cuisine abroad. this place seems to be good, judging from the menu, plus the place is nice, cheap, and the two ladies have such a lovely smile!

berlin sehnsucht overcomes me...

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Date: 2006-06-30 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottbateman.livejournal.com
While I'm currently still enjoying NYC a great deal, you're making Berlin sound really, really good--it may have to be my next big move at some point...

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Date: 2006-06-30 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
It would be great on price alone, even without all its other attractions. Let me give you an example. My rabbit has gnawed through my USB 2 cable. I need a new one. I'm in London. I go to Argos, a discount electronics store. The cable costs £9.99 (http://www.argos.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=4501&productId=223735), which at today's conversion rate is €14.43.

I decide to wait until I'm back in Berlin. Sure enough, today I find the same cable at Saturn (http://www.saturn.de/frontend/html/outlet/12/home.html?CFID=2682509&CFTOKEN=58824075) for €6.89. Less than half the price.

Now, I'm not an economist. I have no idea why this cable needs to cost twice as much in London. It's not as if German workers are paid less, or work in worse conditions, than British ones -- quite the contrary, they have better holidays, better health and pension arrangements, etc. It's not as if fuel costs more in the UK. I assume it's just that more people in the UK are prepared (and can afford, apparently) to be ripped off, that more people are marking stuff up and therefore others have to mark up, and also rent and storage are much more expensive in the UK because of the silly property market bubble that reigns there, where shitty housing is sold at astronomical prices.

But as long as British national sentiment makes Britain hold back from the Euro, British people won't know how badly they do on basic commodities; how absurdly they're overpaying for everything. Worse products and services, higher prices.

I'm actually doing an interview with the Financial Times about Berlin's extraordinary cheapness later in July, so if anyone wants to give me some economic tips as to why the differences in price are so extreme, I'd like to hear about it.

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Date: 2006-06-30 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
yo Momus, I gots some questions for you. As a foreigner with no work visa (I assume), how long are you legally allowed to stay in Deutschland? Unless it's different for citizens of the EU. I think I'd be deported in about a week.

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Date: 2006-06-30 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
As a British citizen, I hold a European passport and can live anywhere within the EU.

Citizens of other countries can't stay more than 30 days in any 90 day period under the Schengen regulations if they're just here on a tourist visa. Student visas allow much more flexibility. And to get one of those you just have to enroll to study German.

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Date: 2006-06-30 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charleston.livejournal.com
man, you are making me want to move to Berlin... haven't been there in too long...

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Date: 2006-06-30 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] desant012.livejournal.com
Those German gurls sure look tasty - I wouldn't mind unwrapping my 400 lb bratwurst for them (181 kg for you "metric" people) .

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Date: 2006-06-30 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cityramica.livejournal.com
You know, I think San Francisco must be a terrible place. Not because of the occasionally claustrophobic size, the overabundance of interest in Burning Man, the threat of killer earthquakes, or the fact that the world turns into a survival horror video game when i walk down certain streets....but because my kitten keeps climbing up my leg and it hurts, i haven't heard back from a magazine in Brooklyn I submitted work to, and yesterday I couldn't find my keys and was late to work.

Actually, I'm kind of starting to like it here. At least things are going well now that I have my own apartment and access to better food :)

though now i'm re-considering Berlin....

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Date: 2006-06-30 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] desant012.livejournal.com
blluhhh barrfff. Why the hell would you move to Brooklyn if you're on the West Coast? It's like moving to a dumpster when you're living in some kind-of ... I don't know, gold covered palace.

I checked out a place in South Williamsburg under the shadow of the BQE - $2400/month. Why people would pay that rent? They're [[[[[[[[[ poseuurs ]]]]]]]]]]]

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Date: 2006-06-30 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberdionysus.livejournal.com
Berlin sounds great! Everyone I know who has visited or lived there loves it.

Why is it easier to bike there? Less traffic?

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Date: 2006-06-30 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
hi momusness! im coming to berlin! would be nice to see you there!
xxfumikoness
Image (http://photobucket.com)

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Date: 2006-07-02 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Ah, see you in Berlin, Fumiko!

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Date: 2006-06-30 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] instant-c.livejournal.com
Nick, I'm feverishly working on tracks for you, which will use all original sounds and noises carefully recorded and placed. In fact I am even creating the program to perform the track with great care. I would like to request only on thing from you, the backing vocals for Beowulf. I need the full tracks of the backing vocals to test part of the program that allows you to play your accompanying vocals part by part along with your live vocals. thanks much, I really hope you enjoy the tracks, I'm putting a lot into them for you!-David

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Date: 2006-07-01 09:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Hi David, that sounds great. But the way I record, I don't have separate tracks, I tend to chuck multitrack recordings away after I've used them.

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Date: 2006-06-30 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anti-peace-riot.livejournal.com
*grumbles*

I'm still very jealous of you. I lack the funds to move there but hopefully by next year I'll have enough to live there for at least a year.

What's a good way to learn German? Some people I know swear by those audio tapes, but I'm not sure I trust those.

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Date: 2006-07-01 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siokaos.livejournal.com
how's the tech "industry" there, practical for an american CS major to find a job?

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Date: 2006-07-01 08:38 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Something I was wondering reading your piece: how do you see your own impact on Berlin's economy? Do you make it a cheaper or more expensive place to live??

John

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Date: 2006-07-01 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
arsenal is a tram stop in brussels or, with-an-e, a military base in venice. actually.

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Date: 2006-07-04 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soidisantfille.livejournal.com
Please, please, please, tell me where this amazing coffee you speak of can be found in Berlin. I am headed there in ten days and after two months in Prague - where slop water vending machine fare and thimblefuls of tepid, gritty espresso is the norm - I am dying for a decent cup of coffee. More than that, I want the BEST cup of coffee in Berlin, regardless of the cost. Your recommendations would be much appreciated.

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Date: 2006-07-06 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Try the coffee at the place I recommend in the piece, Leo Bettini at Mulackstr. 33.