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"Always stay a tourist", said some wise sage (in fact, it was me), for no-one is more adept at analysis and explanation than the occasional and casual traveler. Just recently, I spent several hours in the New York district of Little Italy, and this brief experience has given me an unquestionable authority on the subject. I find it almost comical to believe that my total lack of Italian language ability, ignorance about Italian-American history, and stubborn refusal to read academic works on Italian-American society somehow put me at a disadvantage in serving up sharp commentary upon this wonderful neighbourhood. All that knowledge and understanding would only cloud my general perceptions. As Malcolm Gladwell pointed out in his excellent book Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking, you don't really need to know what someone is saying when you can feel their motives and orientations through the power of imagination.

My travels took me first to Mulberry Street -- an adorable passage overflowing with ancient buildings and beautiful tile work. I would almost go as far as to say that Mulberry Street feels safer than Tokyo: besides the occasional pushy restauranteur soliciting trade with cries of "Hey, you widda funny pants, wanna table?" or "Pizza, cawfee?" there were few people who even looked suspicious.

No matter how urban the area, communality takes a central position in daily lives. The Italian-Americans possess something I call superintimacy (short-lived Wikipedia entry coming soon): despite Little Italy's rapid economic progress in recent years, its citizens have managed to keep their traditional social networks firmly intact. Whether they walk around the block or take the ferry out to Staten Island, they greet and chat with their neighbors both known and unknown as if nothing has changed in 1000 years.

How is this possible in the 21st century? The citizens of Little Italy are guided by an ancient religious tradition called Catholicism, which dates all the way back to directly after the death of Christ. Unlike the ideological bickering of Protestantism, Catholics value stability, family, order, and ritual. And now with their growing economy standing firmly upon this spiritual base, the residents of Little Italy enjoy something like a socialist capitalism where everyone instinctively helps out everyone else. Furthermore, inter-generational conflict is relatively marginal, thanks to the Catholic rituals of "baptism" and "confirmation" that turn young people into valid members of the community at a relatively early age. And in the spirit of the Eucharist tradition, large families dine together every night -- something unthinkable in economically-obsessed areas like Chinatown.

As I traveled from Mulberry Street to the delis of Grand Street and the stunningly-preserved Elizabeth Street, I couldn't help but think that Little Italy has handled modernity far better than its neighbors: McDonalds are rare, and other chain restaurants barely exist. The Italian-Americans have limited the existence of crass global commercialism to the off-shore Hoboken area -- outlet mall hells brought forth by the pasty-white indie bands living there in retirement. Little Italy shames nearby Chinatown and Tribeca with its careful protection of local culture and traditional architecture. Only rampaging Irishmen celebrating St Patrick's Day are allowed to erase the past.

Little Italy does not just provide an alternate take on the process of modernization -- a brisk stroll into the future while maintaining the "slow life" of the past -- but the one-and-only correct take on modernism. With a history of pacifism and a monolinguistic multi-racial harmony, Little Italy may just be the most progressive couple of streets on the planet.

We Protestant individuals may scorn the communalist Catholic way of life, but Little Italy's existence shames all of us from more Post-Industrial districts, like SoHo and NoLita. As the inheritors of the Earth, we are failures; we must embrace progressive Catholic post-modernism before it is too late.

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Date: 2006-03-20 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I'm shocked to discover that long-time sparring partner Marxy has plagiarised (http://www.pliink.com/mt/marxy/archives/000841.html) this entry while it was still warm on the page, employing it, with minor alterations, as a template for an account of his recent holiday in Portugal. I can only assume he was too jet-lagged to write his own piece, and believed that nobody would notice the deception.

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Date: 2006-03-21 01:44 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I don't know why, but this whole gag seems very... American to me. Is NYC affecting Momus for the worse?

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Date: 2006-03-20 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
For a second, I almost did think that I had stolen this essay from you.

Marxy

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Date: 2006-03-20 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I interprete this as a climbdown. If Marxy's satire was intended to show that your paradigm fits anything and therefore nothing, then you've merely underlined the fact.

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Date: 2006-03-20 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Never mind the paradigm, laugh the laughs!

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Date: 2006-03-20 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crucible.livejournal.com
The whole entry is pretty funny, but NOT for the reasons you might have intended ;)

Irony is SO 20th century.

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Date: 2006-03-20 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piratehead.livejournal.com
Irony's for all centuries. It's a basic fact of communication.

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Date: 2006-03-20 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Marxy's post-post-modern meta-meta-sophistries make my own accounts of Portugal (http://imomus.livejournal.com/108510.html) seem positively Panglossian in comparison, Voltaire's Bastard!

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Date: 2006-03-20 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
Is it possible, then, that the US is not Post-American, but Pre-Portugese?

I have to say I laughed out loud reading this comment.

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Date: 2006-03-20 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piratehead.livejournal.com
Well, I live in Toronto's Little Portugal, so if America is in fact in a pre-Portuguese condition, then, as men, we can look forward to a happy future of sitting around in austere, fluorescent-lit sports bars, drinking beer in small glasses, watching soccer, and (I think) arguing enthusiastically in large groups of other men, presumably about soccer among other things. Women, I think, can also look forward to arguing in large single-sex groups, but at grocery stores and sumptuous bakeries rather than bars.

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Date: 2006-03-20 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
...not to mention working on roofs and pouring concrete like Romans on pep pills. The Portugese in this neck of the woods are known for their superhuman capacity to work longer and harder than your great great grandfather ever did. Other contractors are in awe of them.

a review of Blink that irked Gladwell

Date: 2006-03-20 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maybeimdead.livejournal.com
A review by Thomas-Homer Dixon that I can't disagree with.

http://www.homerdixon.com/download/blink_snap_buzz.pdf
http://www.homerdixon.com/forum/read.php?f=1&i=29&t=29&v=t

Re: a review of Blink that irked Gladwell

Date: 2006-03-20 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maybeimdead.livejournal.com
"And that’s the real danger of Blink. A lot of people are
going to thin-slice this book. In other words, they’re
going to blink at Blink. They’ll read the first few pages,
and they won’t get to Gladwell’s acknowledgment,
muddled though it is and far later in the book, that
human fast cognition is an astonishingly powerful
ability that can also be astonishingly dangerous if
it’s undisciplined, misused, or badly trained. In our
infoglutted world, we’re all under huge pressure to move
quickly, to multitask, and to increase our information
throughput. So we’re all looking for excuses to thin slice,
and we’re all looking for excuses to avoid the hard work
that makes thin-slicing effective.


Within a few weeks, Blink will be part of the Zeitgeist.
Blink will Buzz. And its wide influence will subtly allow
people to rationalize prejudice, stereotyping, and the
premature closure of reflection and thought. Simple
storytelling sometimes comes with a high price."


-Thomas Homer-Dixon (http://www.homerdixon.com/)

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Date: 2006-03-20 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peripherus-max.livejournal.com
But, I thought that Little Italy proper has been shrinking for years because of Chinatown's amoebic blob-like cultural intrusion. And, this created "NoLita," right?

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Date: 2006-03-20 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dzima.livejournal.com
Even though I had different experiences in Japan than you and Herr Marxy, I can still find your essays on the place "entertaining" or "interesting" at times. But this very one I'm reading has just annoyed me to no end for reasons that are too many to list. Hopefully people won't believe this new tangent you're on at the moment.

(I know you'll say you're not aiming to be accurate so basically no one learns anything)

Despite the fact that you got the cultural analysis wrong, I must congratulate you for being one of the first Anglo-Celtic persons not to make snide comments about Latin/Continental/Mediterranean cultures I have ever heard.

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Date: 2006-03-20 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Ahem, this entry is not a serious one. It's a re-write of Marxy's parody of my style linked from the last sentence. I changed "Portugal" to "Little Italy". And yes, it's not even April 1st.

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Date: 2006-03-20 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dzima.livejournal.com
OK, I couldn't access Marxy's page for some reason (get that Pliink host fixed Marxy!) therefore I didn't get what was going on.

I'm relieved to hear that.

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Date: 2006-03-20 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madge-pastiche.livejournal.com
Ahem, ahem! Pretty funny, Mr. Smart-pants!

The iMomarxy mashup

Date: 2006-03-21 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I think I remember a phrase from watching hours of Eastenders on american Public Television. It went something like:

"You cheeky bastard!"

If it weren't for the fact I have Bloglines as my newsreader I wouldn't have gotten the joke. Nice work as always. Never stop pulling the tail of the 'visual & cultural' tiger!

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Date: 2006-03-20 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Isn't Little Italy in fact almost entirely populated by Albanians at this point? This is the one thing I know about Little Italy.

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Date: 2006-03-20 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] desant012.livejournal.com
Catholic is the majority religion and dominant culture in the entire region you're in, just on a side note.

Anyway, if you're concerned with "off-shore hells", then you'll miss out on one of the richest Italian-American communities in the country: that of Jersey City.

As the intrepid traveller, how about write an entry titled "Momus Takes the PATH to JC". I promise you'll see some honest folk, and maybe some real struggling artists and bohemians. The novelty of that is worth the $1.50 alone.

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Date: 2006-03-20 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"little italy" was down to a handful of italian restaurants in the late 80's. the subsequent "revitalization" was a crass attempt to capitalize on the brand-name recognition of the neighborhood. notice all the t-shirts and sopranos posters?
i wonder how many of those restauranteurs actually live in the neighborhood. in short, the little italy of today is a complete construction. you put down hoboken yet compared with little italy its italian-american neighborhoods are far more authentic in regard to "traditional social networks."

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Date: 2006-03-20 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Ahem, this entry is not a serious one. It's a re-write of Marxy's parody of my style linked from the last sentence. I changed "Portugal" to "Little Italy". And yes, it's not even April 1st.

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Date: 2006-03-20 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alphacomp.livejournal.com
*Auto-Response From Momus*: Ahem, this entry is not a serious one. It's a re-write of Marxy's parody of my style linked from the last sentence. I changed "Portugal" to "Little Italy". And yes, it's not even April 1st.
I am out to lunch.

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Date: 2006-03-20 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alphacomp.livejournal.com
Additionally, I was wondering for more than a few minutes why I had never seen the facade in the first image on Mulberry street in my entire life.

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Date: 2006-03-21 12:50 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Momus you've done it again

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Date: 2006-03-20 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
Momus wearing a Bada Bing tee shirt? Priceless.

hah. are you really a cartoon?

Date: 2006-03-21 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cityramica.livejournal.com
oy vey, Nick.
i'd say more but i'm stuck at work reviewing bad house music.

Re: hah. are you really a cartoon?

Date: 2006-03-21 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cityramica.livejournal.com
my mistake....this is not Nick, this is pure Momus.

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Date: 2006-03-21 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nato-dakke.livejournal.com
Is this momus performing the aggressive self-deprecation from a few months back. Has he failed to become post-british?

Just smile broadly.

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Date: 2006-03-21 02:22 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
does this mean that you don't think Blink is an excellent book? i've wondered what your feelings on Gladwell would be.

- Anthony B

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Date: 2006-03-21 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I've always agreed with Oscar Wilde that "it is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances", so obviously I approve of the message of Blink.

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Date: 2006-03-21 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tassellrealm.livejournal.com
"It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances"

Sometimes that's true...

http://thewebfairy.com/killtown/pentalawn.html

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Date: 2006-03-21 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nickdoro.livejournal.com
i think the reason no one gets the joke is because it's so dead-on accurate. it really does seem like something momus would publish.

Italian- American Works

Date: 2006-03-21 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
May I suggest Diane DiPrima. Brooklyn, Italian, American, Catholic, Beatnik. Also the next time you are in Little Italy I hope you stop at DiPaolo's. Don't jip yourself the best.