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In Japan, the pace of change is unrelenting, and as the changes arrive, we here at Click Opera report them to you. Yesterday I brought word of a new art movement, today--hold the front page!--it's a new eyebrow shape that is sweeping Japanese fashion magazines. Here (from Hanatsubaki, Dazed and Confused Japan, and H magazine) are snaps of what I call the Denis Healey eyebrow.



Yes, it seems that the British politician is, like so many undervalued Western things (like Momus, indeed), a cult in Japan. Well, certainly amongst stylists on trendy fashion magazines, who are painting his distinctive eyebrow shape (stray wild unplucked hairs brushed upwards, or a tiny smudge of eyeshadow just above the brow if you want to cheat) on the faces of beautiful young models like the delicious Rina Ohta, perhaps in an attempt to spread his Old Labour values ("I'm going to tax the rich until the pips squeak!").

It's the least we Western trend-makers can do to return the favour by spreading Japanese values in the West. My new column at Wired is Water therapy for better humans, and lays out for unbathed Western barbarians the correct use of water.

Meanwhile, I'd like to thank David Fenech for introducing me to a wonderful American cultural export: the folk song collector John Jacob Niles and his gorgeous falsetto voice.

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Date: 2006-01-04 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mattcallow.livejournal.com
What next, the Tony Benn pipe?

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The Michael Foot specs?

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Or perhaps the Neil Kinnock Feria 74?

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God forbid what they'll make of Roy Hattersley...

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Date: 2006-01-04 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Michael Foot is for me the coolest British politician ever. The fact that he scored lowest with the British public is one of about a million reasons why I'm not in Britain right now.

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Date: 2006-01-04 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
(And needless to say, I worship Tony Benn too.)

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Date: 2006-01-04 02:57 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
He worships tea. Pots of the stuff.

eyebrow control: marxo-freudian significances

Date: 2006-01-04 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pressurised.livejournal.com
Healey, of the soviet era eyebrows, reminds us that the labour party has always been led by pro-bomb, anti-worker, would-be paternalists. The subtle, almost Ray Bradbury-like, difference between then and now is precisely the eyebrows. Just as Jack Straw has ditched the specs for the sake of blandness, so the dictates of minutiae-governance would never permit such off-message visual references to the unmanaged and unmanageable.

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Date: 2006-01-04 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
OT: Have you seen this (http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/01/magazine/01cosmopolitan.html)? Appiah (which you have mentioned, I believe) on multiculturalism.

der.

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Date: 2006-01-04 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alphacomp.livejournal.com
Thank you very much for your reports regarding Japanese fashion and art; being intensely fascinated with Japan, myself, such things are a welcome read in my friends list.

Ironically enough, I only have a single song of yours(that being "I Was A Maoist Intellectual").

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Date: 2006-01-04 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serenchwilen.livejournal.com
Oooo, I just heard John Jacob Niles for the first time just moments ago when I started watching Scorsese's No Direction Home. A clip is shown of Niles performing in the beginning when Dylan's early influences are discussed. He made me think of Antony and how it is perhaps Niles who justifies Banhart including Antony on that Golden Apples of the Sun comp. You could say Niles is a precursor of the operatic folk of Josephine Foster as well. What a beautiful, haunted voice. I must track down some of Niles work.

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Date: 2006-01-04 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheapsurrealist.livejournal.com
The footage of Odetta is also amazing. Not to mention Leadbelly.

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Date: 2006-01-04 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dzima.livejournal.com
Write down my words: I've been observing Ota Rina's career for a while now and I can assure Click Opera readers that she will be the newer, better and bigger Tsuchiya Anna!

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Date: 2006-01-04 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
While we're making predictions, I predict that the next politician to influence eyebrow fashions will be ex-Prime Minister Tomichi Murayama:

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Date: 2006-01-06 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] istealcookies.livejournal.com
Now THAT'S a nice eyebrow to mimic....perhaps in various colors? I also feel the need to bring back the Vanilla Ice eyebrow, you know, with the shaved slashes in it. I'm not sure why. I guess hipster kids have been highly manipulating their hair for a while now; time to move on to eyebrows!

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Date: 2006-01-04 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 0260clothing.livejournal.com
Here's some good ones, too.
I've noticed that model (Just "Naomi"/ネă‚Șミ) is very fond of that type of eyebrow.

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Date: 2006-01-04 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] henryperri.livejournal.com
kind of "sharky-looking" if you ask me. Studded bracelets and black nail polish shouldn't be too far behind.

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Date: 2006-01-04 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Some of it does creep close to the awful old cliche, the "Stylist Sneer" (ie the girl in the top left photo in my original examples). In fact, I'm not endorsing these looks; my personal taste is summed up with the new book (http://www.amazon.co.jp/exec/obidos/ASIN/4838716117/250-1346143-6481817) that's just come out collecting all the images from Relax magazine's A Girl Like You pages:

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Date: 2006-01-04 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
By the way, the "Girl Like You" photographer is Masafumi Sanai (http://www.sanaimasafumi.jp/). He uses a 6x7 format camera, mostly natural light with delicate colorations, and does most of his own developing and printing too. Plants and old-fashioned, somewhat run-down Japanese locations crop up time and again in his pictures, enhancing the beauty of the girls much more than a standard studio shot would. You have the feeling you just glimpsed this girl at the market, and she made your day.

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Date: 2006-01-04 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Another PS: Sanai was in the original Superflat exhibition, and has sleevenotes for his book written by Konishi from Pizzicato 5. So he's a veteran of two of Japan's big cultural exports from the last decade, Superflat and Shibuya-kei!

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Date: 2006-01-04 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akabe.livejournal.com
masafumi sanai's stuff is beautiful indeed. so is chikashi suzuki's. and they both freed japanese photography from araki-ism.

btw. they were both part of murakami's first superflat show /hey, you just said this, just noticed/, that's how unbeliavably things converged at that time.

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Date: 2006-01-04 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akabe.livejournal.com
japanese photography -> read - japanese male photography

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Date: 2006-01-04 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loki-touchstone.livejournal.com
I personally think they look like Jack Nickolson eyebrows...which have always frightened me.

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Date: 2006-01-06 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
they seem more byorkish and cute; but jack nickolson seems to be somewhere back there too. that would be a scary thought to go to bed with.

thank's, you've ruined my fantasy. now i'll go throw up in the toilet.

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Date: 2006-01-07 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loki-touchstone.livejournal.com
Hey, that's what I'm here for! LOL

Really interesting :D

Date: 2006-01-04 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xmirkkax.livejournal.com
Woah this John Jacob Niles-dude really looks like finnish athlete, singer and actor Tapio Rautavaara

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Date: 2006-01-04 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nhennies.livejournal.com
John Jacob Niles and I went to the same high school!

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Date: 2006-01-04 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peripherus-max.livejournal.com
Once, when I was a kid, I shave-shaped my eyebrows in an attempt to resemble Leonard Nimoy as a vulcan. Granted, this was 1985 in rural Alabama and I messed up halfway through, erasing a bit too much... trying in vain to make what little was left symmetrical. People couldn't quite put their finger on what was wrong with me. I did have a few too many Nick Rhodes posters on my wall that year as well.

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Date: 2006-01-04 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pauvre-lola.livejournal.com
Ah, too cute XD...woo-hoo, all I need to do to be in fashion now is to grow out my eyebrows for a week or two, brush them up, hold them in place with some clear eyelash glue then bam, I'm beautiful ♥.

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Date: 2006-01-04 06:19 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
w momus! legeis peri blah blah blou. You and your Japanese sensibility - you truly are modernist.

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Date: 2006-01-04 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beingjdc.livejournal.com
Perhaps you just like Labour politicians more the further they are from power. I'm a fan of Healey (who should have been foreign secretary rather than Chancellor, and should have been Leader of the Party instead of Foot), but at the time I bet you'd have been screaming in the streets about his reversal of British economic policy to fit in with the demands of the IMF. It's ironic that Japan is discovering him, as of course the big gaffe that may have cost him the leadership was when he insulted the Chinese, and no hero of the left he - single-handedly stopping Benn from winning the deputy leadership. Anyway, there we are.

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Date: 2006-01-04 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
It's, of course, a joke that Japan is discovering Denis Healey. He does seem to have almost-Japanese longevity (born 1917, still going strong), though.

I always liked him for aesthetic reasons: nice white suits and a sharp line in phrasemaking. Calling his leftist critics "out of their tiny Chinese minds" was just an alliterative dig at Maoists. But, as usual, politicians are penalised for being interesting, or for making pithy phrases which can be used against them.

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Date: 2006-01-04 11:01 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Yes, it seems that the British politician is, like so many undervalued Western things (like Momus, indeed), a cult in Japan.

are you cult now Nick ? ;)

happy new year 2005 ! it's good to read your posts in the same time zone for a change !

Antonin / Digiki

The correct use of water...

Date: 2006-01-04 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] svenskasfinx.livejournal.com
I think the main reason I am so attracted to going to visit Island is because of the naturally occuring thermo springs heated by volcanic activity :)

I feel the reason it is so invigorating and refreshing to bathe in these kinds of waters is because of the engery water absorbs from the mountains and surrounding rocks, as well as the powerhouse that is volcanic heating.

Even a cold natural spring feels utterly wonderful and gets deep down into the muscles of my back.. there is nothing like it I know aside from the hands of another human being skilled in masage therapy..its the energy as well as the bathing I think.

Interesting artical BTW :) It reminds me of what you were writing about food earlier that I didn't respond to.

Re: The correct use of water...

Date: 2006-01-04 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I heard that the hot springs in Iceland are one of the most disappointing over-hyped travel experiences.

You sit in a muddy pool with your feed immersed in a disgusting slime with drunken yobs all around.

Has anyone actually tried it out?

Re: The correct use of water...

Date: 2006-01-04 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
..its the energy as well as the bathing I think.

I spent some of the Christmas period gifting the Thames and The London Canal System with orgone generators...

http://www.metatech.org/cloudbuster_&_orgone_generator.html

You don't need to be a nutter to have fun with stuff.

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Date: 2006-01-04 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Just becausse you hate the USA dosent make you an interlectual.
Just becaurse you are a interlectual dosent make what you say a fact. Interlectuals are just as big liars as any one.

Dont believe what USA, left-winged people, french people or canadians tell you. Make up your own mind.

-from fritz

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Date: 2006-01-06 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] istealcookies.livejournal.com
"Just becausse you hate the USA dosent make you an interlectual."

Nice sentiment, but you can't spell worth a shit, so it's hard to take you seriously. No offense.

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Date: 2006-01-06 09:29 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
dinosaurs are impossible in today's gravity

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Date: 2006-01-06 09:29 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
-from fritz

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Date: 2006-01-06 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
So why does being American make you right?

"Because right is right, and left is wrong."

Also, remember: "If B then A" doesn't mean "If A then B."

John Jacob Niles

Date: 2006-01-04 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
We Kentuckians still have something of the Elizabethan in us.

My eyebrows look just like that!

Date: 2008-11-22 12:06 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
No, really, they do. I was really excited to see someone with those brows, especially them being highlighted in a magazine, but then I became saddened when I realized they'd been artificially brushed up like that. My eyebrows look exactly like that (on their own), only fuller. I was born with them and they're not messy or overgrown or bushy like that politician-guy's.