JAL girls

Dec. 31st, 2005 10:22 am
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I'm always very interested in my first impressions of Japan after I've been away for a while, because in a way they're the strongest and most revealing ones, before it all becomes familiar and habitual. Japan begins as soon as you board a Japanese plane. So, for me, this time, it began when I came aboard Japan Airlines flight 7788 at Rome airport. A twelve hour flight gives you lots of time to observe air hostesses, so I thought I'd write something about the JAL hostesses here. Not just the ones on the Rome-Tokyo flight, but the JAL staff at Narita, Haneda and on my connecting flight to Osaka.



I'd thought I was flying to Japan with Alitalia, but it turns out the Italian carrier has merged with the Japanese one (they're both suffering from "sick company syndrome", apparently). The flight was full, 95% Japanese people returning from package and shopping holidays to Rome. (Few Italians go to Japan as tourists.) So there was no sense that the hostesses were there as ambassadors for Japanese culture for foreign tourists. (Of course, Japanese are also Japanese ambassadors to other Japanese.) Rather, they represented authority in the typical way domestic Japanese service workers do: they were solicitous, formal, fragrant, theatrical, robotic, considerate, authoritative and yet fawning. Their "submission" to the passengers was a kind of kabuki act concealing their utter power and domination over us. Different attendants had different styles, though; an older woman had a wheedlingly generous maternal manner; she spoke to us loudly and indulgently as if we were spoiled kids. Another, an extremely beautiful yet frosty-cold young woman with an elaborate pinned hairstyle, seemed slightly sarcastic in the ritualised movements with which she catered to our whims, her compliance seeming to conceal the austere glacial sexual pride of a powerful princess or witch (Tilda Swinton in the Narnia film, perhaps).



On this plane and the next, and at the Japanese airports, everyone was at once incredibly nice and somewhat distant. I had been rebooked on a complicated route after snowy weather in Berlin made me miss my connecting flight, and was almost certain my baggage would go astray as it did when I flew to Japan last year with British Airways. But not only did the baggage arrive with me, the JAL staff acted like guardian angels. At Haneda I couldn't help smiling; in the big empty hall of Terminal 1 there were about 14 JAL girls where other airlines would have employed two or three. I was served by a young blushing trainee who bowed and begged my pardon every few seconds. When I walked off looking confused about where to check my baggage, a "guardian angel" ran after me just to make sure I knew where to go. On the walls hung, instead of advertisements, stunningly beautiful natural scenes, backlit; a gully filled with blossoming trees, a dragonfly, an old wooden barn; Shinto-corporate greenery. "Welcome to Summerisle," the florid images seemed to say.



Japan is a soft country. There's something breezy and floral about it; after all, it is a Pacific atoll. Sometimes you get wafts of Pacific ease, a slow-paced sensuality. At the same time, Japan is an incredibly efficient and uptight "Northern" country. Imagine how Germany must seem to Africans; Japan feels like that to a Briton. They have all the ugly industrial infrastructure we have, but somehow it's exaggeratedly tidy, neat, well-organised, superlegitimate. From the noctural shuttle bus I glimpse a corner of a car park, pristine clean, in which a uniformed official stands forlornly by an area marked with black and white diagonal stripes. His job is to guide cars around this striped area (marked with bollards striped in the same way), but there are no cars. He wears white gloves, of course, like the bus driver and like the officials who help load suitcases at each stop. These bus stewards have to make a theatrical announcement before boarding the bus and bowing. They make this speech in the vicinity of the bus stop even when there are no passengers at all. After they've boarded, greeted the passengers with a small speech and a low bow, they get off and go back to their solitary wait for the next bus.

Meanwhile, on the bus, a tape plays back. The corporate welcome tape of the bus company. Impossibly melancholy and beautiful pentatonic Japanese music in a minor key, followed by a welcome in a female actor's voice (clipped, precise, solicitous, slightly distant and otherworldly, as if emanating from an even-more-extremely conservative 1950s). Then the bus driver speaks into his microphone, a husky mumble of solicitation. I'm overwhelmed with an impression of overlapping luxuries; the luxury of overstaffing, the luxury of multiple audio systems, a Pacific fertility luxury, the luxury of the utter cleanliness of everything I see and touch, the luxury of ultra-efficiency. As a consumer, I am already bowing and smiling to everyone as they bow and smile to me. I certainly feel suddenly more tender and considerate. Tokyo slips by outside the bus. Its high density housing and elevated expressways might, in another urban context, represent hell (the blocks of flats look like oil refineries). But here, because of the refinement and tenderness of everything, they're fine. There's a soft, sensual, consensual, luxurious magic that prevails in Japan, taking the sharpest and ugliest edges off the urban infrastructure. They have the same infrastructure we do in the West (albeit cleaner), but they operate it with different software. It changes everything.

Aboard my second JAL flight I pay attention to the images in the safety film which tell me it's inconsiderate to other passengers to get drunk, or talk on a cell phone, or to listen to music on headphones. The cartooons illustrating this show nearby passengers with grey clouds over their heads, and the selfish individuals look like criminals, rippers and burners of Japan's gently luxurious, monumentally discreet social fabric. Selfishness criminals! (And yet, on the Rome-Tokyo flight, I had been the considerate one, suffering the atrocious halitosis of the Japanese man next to me and the intrusive seatback behaviour of the Japanese man in front.)

Just a few hours into my thirteenth Japanese trip, and it's all coming back to me in a rush; the superlegitimacy, the conservatism mixed with sensuality, the future-tech co-existing with some ancient fertility religion, the tight organisation yet breezy feel, industrialized yet aestheticized, the sense that something is worth more than money. The control-by-food (the hostesses control us with food, and on the TV in the airport lobbies already food -- Japan's national obsession, along with sex and nature -- is being savoured as the ultimate social communicator and controller). And everywhere there's consideration as a marker of social virtue (one imagines the hostesses have longed, since they were little girls, to control others by serving others). It's a kind of communism, a horizontality. Be a good citizen! Help others! Overstaffing, subsidy, a kind of protected, collectivist capitalism which Kojin Karatani has called "communist capitalism". (The Haneda lobby, with its discreet and beautiful JAL spring scenes instead of advertisements, could almost be a communist airport lobby; North Korea, perhaps.)

Some adorably cute kids, a boy and a girl, are slithering on steel rollbars by the airport window, pointing at the rain flecking the window. Their mother indulges them for a while, then calls them to her kindly. They respond with a loud "Hai!", an obedience which is at once utter compliance and utter delight. Trained to question and resist and sullenly defy, I feel sadly post-Protestant in my grey NON NEIN NO t-shirt. It's as if NON NEIN and NO are what my culture has trained me to say. Saying NON NEIN and NO makes me feel big and clever. I'm spiky, I take shit from no-one! I'm the boss, I'll sue your ass! But when I see how charmingly they say YES here, I feel suddenly very small, silly, white and grey, like the anti-social individual using a cellphone, listening to loud music on headphones, or getting drunk and doing a stupid dance in the aisle.

And here I lie now, in Osaka. The only sounds are the gentle chunder of the Panasonic air conditioning unit (a discreet breeze different from the harsh rush of American units) and a tinkling music coming from the street outside, the refined, sentimental melody played by... the garbage truck.

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Date: 2005-12-31 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xbrokenx.livejournal.com
though ive never been to japan, i believe it to be so romantic and the thing that springtime dreams are made of. i cant wait to see it with my own eyes one day. :)

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Date: 2005-12-31 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whumpdotcom.livejournal.com
Explain "[I]nconsiderate to listen to music on headphones" to Western barbarians.

And if that rule is observed in practice.



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Date: 2005-12-31 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Well, it's weird, because they supply headphones and their own music and TV through them. But if you listen to your own music on a personal stereo, you can make it louder and disturb other passengers with the "ch-ch-ch" of the spilling high frequencies.

I must say the intolerance of cellphones on public transport here is a great thing. People use them only for internet stuff on trains. You're a social criminal if you speak into one in a railway carriage.

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Date: 2005-12-31 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] markii187.livejournal.com
Such a fantastic description of the often contradictory culture of modern day Japan.. Ah, the memories!

My boy is in Tokyo at the moment. I'm so forwarding this post to him.

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Date: 2005-12-31 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 0260clothing.livejournal.com
In your "Superlegitimacy" entry, you write "Whereas Japanese society is superflat, distributed. Ultimate value might fall at any point on the horizontal plane. Everybody is as important as everybody else, everybody bows to everyone else. The capitulation is mutual, the investment total."

I shared emotions and observations similar to this entry while in Japan, but I am curious as to your opinions on how you do or do not belong as a gaijin.

We can change certain things such as our t-shirts, but we always appear physically different to the Japanese.

Opinions? Links to a previous entry perhaps?

-Jenny

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Date: 2005-12-31 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
My feeling here is that we should learn to enjoy being foreign, because we basically cannot ever become Japanese.

The pleasures of being foreign (http://www.livejournal.com/users/imomus/76803.html).

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Date: 2005-12-31 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miguelstentacle.livejournal.com
i haven't even read your entry. i don't care what it says(well, not now at least), but happy new year, from a guy in los angeles, USA, to another guy in ... fuck, i don't even know where you are. wherevevere you are... happy new year! happy hnew year!

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Date: 2005-12-31 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I'm in Osaka, so I'll be in 2006 afore ye!

Happy New Year back!

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Date: 2005-12-31 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
I think this is my favorite description of Japan you've made to date. I would be willing to fly thirteen hours to bask in such politeness. We have eco-tourism and sex tourism; perhaps we might now have harmony tourism.

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Date: 2005-12-31 03:36 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] badgerbag.livejournal.com
Submissive passive-aggressive geisha exploitation tourism! So popular!

Jeez... whatever!

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Date: 2005-12-31 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peripherus-max.livejournal.com
It is OTHERWORLDLY how you manage to parse such exacting descriptions and reflections as these into paragraphs, and google, adjust, and paste subtly appropriate imagery alongside them on the heels of transcontinental jet lag, Momus. You are the most romantic travel writer that I've ever read. And, everytime that you convince me that my provincial existence would be better upended and relocated in your fleetingly current fetishistic cultural center of choice, you up and move again, carrying your pied pipe with you. Japan seems like an escapist's paradise. A contradiction of beehive-ish social constructs and spiritual calm.

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Date: 2005-12-31 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peripherus-max.livejournal.com
Did you remember to have your snail mail forwarded? I sent a wistful Christmas card. Very old world. I hope you'll forgive me. :)

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Date: 2005-12-31 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jasongtokyo.livejournal.com
お前は本当に親日家だよな。You sound so happy to be back here -- it's practically (ir)radiating from your words.

Any plans to spend time in Tokyo?

いい年末年始を!/ Have a great New Year's!

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Date: 2005-12-31 03:34 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] badgerbag.livejournal.com

Dude. Saying NO to annoying as fuck patriarchal exploitation is always charming. Give it a try sometime.

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Date: 2005-12-31 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I think this implies that it's possible to say "no" to some specific social order, then step back from society to some place "outside" it, and yet also somehow have social power that at least rivals the power one has when one controls others by food, sex, service or by embodying authority. (That rivals, in other words, the power of "reproduction" in every sense, that is, sexual and social reproduction, the reproduction of humans and of values.) That's a tall order.

Our post-Protestant models always assume this "outside" or "alternative" exists and is available to us with the simple use of the word "No". So, with a big and noisy "No!" we award ourselves, apparently, massive power. We make this "outside" or "alternative" world exist by schism (the Diet of Wurms (http://kinsey.schema.ca/WCI/LectureVIa.html)). We substitute for the matriarchal power of reproduction (both biological and ideological reproduction, in other words the power of socialization) some kind of patronising symbolic compensatory recognition at best, at worst splits and spats and sects, squabbling and marginalization; the opposite of social power.

Though it pains me as a post-Protestant to say it, the "Yes" always has more social power than the "No".

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Date: 2005-12-31 08:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] framework.livejournal.com
I too get an undercurrent of disturbedness and discomfort and unsafety whenever white men (even nice ones like Momus who took good care of my home) idealize Japanese culture. And I acknowledge that this MAY be a personal hangup rather than anything particularly wrong that the other people are doing. Just MAYBE we (er, Momus & I) could both be right about how we feel. Maybe what they preached at Women's Studies 101 is not the whole truth.

The confluence of cultures is certainly more complex than one is enlightened/the other is oppressed. BUT - Japan is not all rosy. It is NOT a place of utter harmony, no matter how the author of this blog may picture it. However, as a reader you can get more adventurous. Take the leap to see this writing as an attempt to engage the subject in a deliberately positive, or at least inquisitive, manner, rather than only relying upon the critical model of analysis. Cultural Criticism is not the only model of exposition and reflection, nor the oldest, and it'd be hard pressed to convince me that it is the best.

This is not about patriarchal exploitation. The women concerned might feel insulted that you are thinking of them as submissive and exploited - what a patronizing thought to have! No, this is about the mollifying pleasantries of social grace to and from everyone, and a culture that prioritizes (perhaps too much, perhaps pathologically even) consideration toward others, which is something sorely needed in many parts. It also recognizes that Halitosis is a disease which is RUDE!

The recurring idea that Japanese culture embraces food in a healthy way is so... I don't know. Maybe it is largely true, but it has not been my experience either in Japan, or with Japanese people in the USA/Europe, or with American women such as myself being raised by Japanese immigrants sucha as my mother. Is it just my family? And my family's friends? Is it just the other Japanese people I've met and conversed with in depth? Japanese women are NOT at all as "naturally petite" or "small boned," at least not in any higher proportion than any other nation's women. Nor are they innocent and healthy about food. There is an enormous pressure to be skinny, or, as my mother used to warn me, to "not look like an American from behind." Yet, it is certain Japanese food that I went back to to feel better about myself - soba and udon soups in particular, with so many variations of perfectly composed & light sensations for the eyes and the palate. Like with Italian cuisine, the good stuff is high-quality simple ingredients, simply prepared.

As someone who, as stated, cannot ever be Japanese, you may not be exposed to that side of things. I am definitely an American, no doubt. But as a dark-haired slant-eyed woman from the old Narita bloodline, I probably get exposed to a lot more of the inner workings (of the Japanese, and of women, and of Japanese women, and the behavior toward them) than others might. I feel like a tourist with an insider VIP pass or something.

Try to consider the virtues of the result of someone having an enjoyable experience in a foreign land. Who told you that being a tourist is such an evil thing? Why do you still believe it? Just TRY it.

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Date: 2005-12-31 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugpowered.livejournal.com
Wow, there! "Patriarchical exploitation"? Lesbian liberal american college professor slang is so 80's.

You know, living in 1985 was only cool for a year.

Give the man a rest. He has written far more delicate prose against exploitation of women (and men) by western values than any of the politically correct bigots who condemn him, which are just the other side of the coin of patriarchical exploitation.

The problem with you people is you cannot forget your puritan cultural roots (inc. sin), even when you want to take a liberal stance.

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Date: 2005-12-31 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carbon-kink.livejournal.com
You are such a good illustrator of all the things I've experiened of Japan and Japanese culture, but could never quite express. Domo arigato gozaimasu!

I enjoy reading the things you write in your journal, about so many different things I normally never see living in the United States, you reperesent the kind of creative talent I would love to see more often. :)

Shannen

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Date: 2005-12-31 03:46 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
They have the same infrastructure we do in the West (albeit cleaner), but they operate it with different software. It changes everything.

So, Japan is like a Macintosh? :-p

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Date: 2005-12-31 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Macs run different software on different hardware. I'd say the metaphor is more like running Unix rather than Windows on a Dell box.

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Date: 2005-12-31 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f8n-begorra.livejournal.com
I'm fascinated by the bathrooms on JAL aircraft. They are always immaculate; never a drip nor spill nor careless piece of trash is visible. I've come to the conclusion that they have a flight attendant hidden in a secret closet on board who cleans the conveniences between use.

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Date: 2005-12-31 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] framework.livejournal.com
It seems like most places besides the USA also have the foresight to put the toilet flusher on the floor, so you step on it instead of having to touch it. It makes so much more sense. WHY is the USA so singularly stupid about contemporary bathroom design? Why?

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Date: 2005-12-31 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jina---.livejournal.com
this is a very nice journal :)
Please post some pictures while you're there! I'm begging you!!
even the toilets should be interesting!

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Date: 2005-12-31 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cap-scaleman.livejournal.com
So, by saying "yes" you get more power because the one you say "yes" to must one day say "yes" to you aswell?

(By the way, this entry works as a perfectly great ending for this "Click Opera year").

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Date: 2005-12-31 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kurenai-kaishin.livejournal.com
La grande finale of 2005! Nice thread!!
I check Click Opera on a daily basis, but my delight is unmatched when Momus writes about Japan.. you said once that visiting Japan refreshes you spiritually, as for me, reading your posts about Japan has pretty much the same effect, as I can't experience those overwhelming feelings before finishing the two remaining years of university studies!!

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Date: 2005-12-31 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] urban-ospreys.livejournal.com
Aren’t Yes and No a Yin and a Yang? Surely the No! to fascism was the life-affirming Yes! of Hiroshima? In other words, morals have to sit above minor issues in one’s own optimism, or need to feel comforted and refreshed?

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Date: 2005-12-31 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bleedinglips.livejournal.com
I haven't posted here before, but I read then and now when time tickles me to. I wanted to tell you how thoughtful I thought this particular entry was. I'm going to encourage this type of analytical observation. Moving about in the world never goes stale for one reason you mention, if you're mentally active enough to go through with it: being perceptive of your initial reactions, and how real they are. Cultural attitudes, etc. I know you do not have to travel such a distance to make these observations, but somehow I'm sure the lengthy plane ride provides for a very formal and essentially real intermission, a thought provoking one. I can notice this small scale when I take the train or bus to my parent's house hours north, and return to the city a week or so later.

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Date: 2005-12-31 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
You're right, you don't have to go to the International date line to experience difference. To quote one of my own songs, "The simple men are always at war with the valley folk, because they are foreign"

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Date: 2005-12-31 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plastickitty.livejournal.com
Been living in Japan eight months now. I'm in the US for Christmas vacation, and I've started playing a little game. I look at the people in the stores and try to guess whether or not they will treat me like shit. Most of the time I leave feeling like I've imposed on someone's well being. It's horrible. I can't wait to get back to the "incredibly nice and somewhat distant" service industry of Japan.

I love Osaka! Enjoy your trip.