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I'm back in Britain after my one-month stint in the New York art world. I'm riding the tube from Heathrow to New Cross, listening to endless announcements about closures "following the incidents of July 7th..." (half the network is still out of order) and looking around nervously for people carrying backpacks. Dozens are, but they're mostly Australian tourists. One good thing about 7/7, if I might be callous for a moment, is that for once there are empty seats on London-bound planes. You can stretch out on the Red Eye Express across all the seats left empty by American tourists who've gone to Mexico instead.

The Indian food in London is excellent, and the magazines are pretty good too. I buy Wire, Frieze and Modern Painters. Modern Painters has got vastly better recently. There's a really fantastic piece this month by Benjamin Weissman called The Autobiography of Paul McCarthy. Not only is it illustrated by amazingly grotesque photos of McCarthy (like the one on the left) in which he outdoes Matthew Barney, Cindy Sherman and Leigh Bowery with the attractive absurdity of his persona, but the article itself, beautifully written, blurs fact and fiction in a similar way, adding prosthetic prose to the plastic appendages McCarthy wears. Is that his real belly, or an invented one? And is the first person narrator speaking throughout this article Weissman or McCarthy? The ambiguity makes the article a kind of artwork in its own right, as provocative as the art it's about.

I've done quite a bit of this kind of "unreliable journalism" myself. In fact, I'd say it's my preferred mode: non-fiction that's also fiction, and leaves it up to the reader to decide where the line runs. The trouble is, it makes editors (and some readers) uneasy. For instance, when I wrote a piece about laptop girls for Vice a year or so ago in the persona of a girl called "Jasmine Cone", the editor sought legal advice and published a disclaimer: "Just so you know and we don't get sued, this piece isn't by some quasi-human conglomeration of multiple women. This was written by Momus and what he's used in this piece is a "literary device." Christ. He even wanted to use a pseudonym. In fact, we'll still let him."

The piece in Modern Painters magazine contains no such disclaimer (though I notice on the website they've added a footnote saying "this is fiction"). My Vice fiction ended "you used to jerk off to a bald Canadian in a labcoat. Now you jerk off to me, naked in a forest." The Modern Painters fiction ends "I think about myself existing in the world, born into the body of Paul David McCarthy with seven natural holes in my face: two nostrils, two ears, a mouth, and, my most valued holes, my eyes. When I hear someone say 'Go fuck yourself' I take a step back and think, you can't invite me into my own hole, my rear door, especially if you don't have a clue what's inside."

What was it Picasso said about "the lie that tells the truth"? It's nice to see Cubism reaching magazine journalism, a mere century after it reached painting.

Leigh Bowery Ate My Sister

Date: 2005-07-19 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Nick..Glad you had a good trip back from NYC. This image of McCarthy reminds me of what I must have looked like early on Sunday morning after taking a dozen Mexican magic fungi at a party to say farewell to the legality of the 'shroom in the UK.

viva you

maf

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Date: 2005-07-19 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beingjdc.livejournal.com
The Indian food in London is excellent

Pfsh, so far it has nothing on Yorkshire, though I am becoming an evangelist for the Royal Bengal takeaway on Plough Way (not a million miles from New Cross). Meal for two for £9, on the good side of edible. Where are you finding good?

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Date: 2005-07-19 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Er, Nouvelle Spice on the New Cross Road. They have a brilliant Bollywood jukebox, a plasma screen hung on the wall showing non-stop Duran-Duran-style motorboat chase scenes and Tatu-esque epics with Indian babes in school uniform prancing around St Petersburg...

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Date: 2005-07-19 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beingjdc.livejournal.com
I shall propose it to [profile] londoncurry next time they all hit payday, or even order one myself from their website then, though it sounds like I don't want to miss that atmosphere. Damn this diet, deep fried aubergines don't sound very slimming.

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Date: 2005-07-19 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spoombung.livejournal.com
How long are you in town for?

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Date: 2005-07-19 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
It's really just a few hours between planes, I fly to Berlin tomorrow.

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Date: 2005-07-19 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberdionysus.livejournal.com
Or Emily Dickinson:

Tell all the Truth but tell it slant -
Success in Circuit lies

I'm bummed I didn't get to see you at Tonic. I planned on it, but had to deal with other shit. Next time.

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Date: 2005-07-19 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pipu.livejournal.com
"Art is the lie that makes us realize the truth." -P.P.

Authorship and ambiguity.

Date: 2005-07-19 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peripherus-max.livejournal.com
You remarks about Weissmann and McCarthy remind me of a review that I saw months ago in the very back of a Flash Art magazine in which a Sean Landers show was reviewed, very fairly and articulately mind you, by... Sean Landers himself.

Re: Authorship and ambiguity.

Date: 2005-07-19 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Ernst Ludwig Kirchner used to write reviews of his own shows under a pseudonym too. In 1920s Weimar.

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Date: 2005-07-19 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artysmokes.livejournal.com
That picture is frighteningly similar to Avid Merrion's "Scary Spice".
Image

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Date: 2005-07-20 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcgazz.livejournal.com
Always one of my favourites - "I'm absolutely FOOOKED".

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Date: 2005-07-19 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 0260clothing.livejournal.com
Though I am late to catch it, that Laptop girls piece is genius.

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Date: 2005-07-20 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhodri.livejournal.com
Half the network is still out of order

Not true. The majority of the tube was up and running on the day after the bombings.

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Date: 2005-07-20 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
From the point of view of someone trying to get to the Eastern part of the city from Heathrow airport, the disruption (http://www.tfl.gov.uk/tube/travelinfo/realtime/) is still major. No Circle Line at all, big central chunks missing from the Piccadilly line and the Hammersmith and City lines, and key stations on the District and Metropolitan lines still shut, as well as King's Cross.

Still, I have to admire your Blitz spirit, Rhodri!

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Date: 2005-07-20 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhodri.livejournal.com
There's no blitz spirit; it's just unfair to witheringly suggest that rubbish old London Transport can't even get the service running properly 10 days after the bombings. Admittedly it's no fun for people on the Northern section of the Piccadilly Line, but everyone else has pretty easy workarounds. And if you'd read about the hideous conditions down there for people collecting up bits of bodies and sweeping for forensic, you'd be happy to grant them as much time as they need.

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Date: 2005-07-20 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Oh, this was very much not a "rubbish old London" post. The magazines are great, the Indian food is great... but the announcements on the tube are all about "the events of July 7th". There is an audible wound, and yes, everyone, no matter how PC, is imagining exactly the forensics you mention, doing involuntary racial screening on the people getting into the carriages, and mentally X raying their luggage.

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Date: 2005-07-20 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
everyone, no matter how PC, is imagining exactly the forensics you mention, doing involuntary racial screening on the people getting into the carriages, and mentally X raying their luggage

Not everyone, I promise you (not that I am remotely PC - however, I've noticed many people besides myself making a point of remaining unremarkably a part of a multi-racial culture). Also, King's Cross opened a few days ago - not for Piccadily line trains, however; but the tunnels around the explosion on that line are dangerously frail now and might collapse. And have you noticed how full the tubes are again, already? I think the bombings looked worse if you were outside London listening to our Western newsreaders' hushed-hysterical spiel, or was worse (much, much worse, of course) if you were on one of the bombed trains. I like your expression "audible wound," however; it would make a good name for a band, though they would probably play some ghastly, corporatised "heavy rock" (full of tedious imagery)!

Hope your trip back to Germany is nice and easy; and have you started work on your "friendly" album yet?

Best wishes

Simon






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damnit...

Date: 2005-07-20 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thetemplekeeper.livejournal.com
...sorry for the multiple posts - how dull for everyone! I will attempt to delete the second now!

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Date: 2005-07-20 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
Popsy got dropsy.

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Date: 2005-07-20 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicepimmelkarl.livejournal.com
geldzahler! funk the runt a taxi.