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The other day I watched a bit of the Fred Astaire musical "Daddy Longlegs". My mother gave me a copy of the Jean Webster book it's based on when I was 12 and I read it at one of my lowest ebbs, when I was miserably incarcerated in an Edinburgh boarding school. "Daddy Longlegs" tells the story of a vivacious orphan, Judy Abbott, who's being put through school by a millionaire philanthropist. The money has one condition attached: that Judy write letters to "Mr Smith" telling him about her life, her intellectual discoveries, her feelings.



Well, it's time to admit that Click Opera has its own "Mr Smith", a patron-philanthropist by the name of Karl Haley. When I've been at my lowest material ebb this year (and this holiday weekend, for instance, I ate only hummus and bread, trying desperately to spin out $60 to last a New York week) Mr Haley has appeared as if by magic to make Paypal donations, quite substantial ones, which have allowed me to carry on. He has agreed to let me make his identity be known here on Click Opera, and has sent me a photograph of himself with his girlfriend Elsa. He also included a picture of Gustav Hertz, the man who pioneered the electrical transmission of energy. Haley, who resembles Hertz, has transmitted plenty himself.

Hertz means "heart" in German, and heart is a term we could perhaps map to "solidarity". Every e mail my benefactor has sent me is signed with the motto "contingency, irony, solidarity", which happens to be the title of a book by Richard Rorty, but is also a nice encapsulation of values Karl and I seem to share.

So who is Karl Haley, patron, benefactor and comet forever?

"I'm a graduate student at McGill University working on my second masters in Library and Information Studies. I lead a discussion section on online information retrieval. My previous background was in contemporary American history, focusing most recently on Ronald Reagan and the rise of the Christian Right in the 1980s. I'm currently trying to publish a section of my thesis on Jerry Falwell's Moral Majority Inc., which ominously resurfaced in recent months. If all goes well, I'll begin my PhD in political science at the New School this Fall. I'm fearful about returning to the United States, especially New York with its batallions of police and soldiers. Yet, I have a beautiful Chinese Canadian girlfriend at Columbia who has somehow coerced me to return. You may have read some of her recent articles in Azure or Metropolis — her name is Elsa Lam.

"As a native Los Angeleno, well-accustomed to living under tight surveillance, I've relished the last few years I've spent in Montreal. I'm sure you'll find that Montreal has improved greatly since 1975. Separatism, once a trigger to violence and cultural division, is now largely a political device used to keep Ottawa in line. As an anglophone with limited French, I haven't encountered a single hostile reaction since moving here. In fact, it seems that Montreal revolves around fashion, sex and food more than questions of "identity."

"Apart from my academic interests, I'm something of an amoeba. I spend most of my time glued to my computer, impartially absorbing data and consumer information. Your journals have opened my imagination — I've resolved to become a world citizen, and have the patience and (borrowed) resources to pursue it. In particular, I've become especially interested in Japan. After living in Montreal, I've learned how to become "foreign." Now I want to carry it to the next level, embracing a life where language, history and values systems are entirely new. I have you to thank for this.

"As for my donations, sometimes I get a bit heady after a bottle of wine and become Peggy Guggenheim. Moreover, I know that I would only spend the money on idle amusements, such as cheap Spanish champagne and foie gras mousse... It's difficult to put a price on the insights I've gained through your writing and music. The only thing I ask is that you remain as you are ...confident, unabashed and hopeful."

Dear patron, dear Longlegs, dear Guggenheim, dear Hertz, dear Haley, comet forever, thank you! You have taken the "starving" out of artist. I shall dine tonight on sake teriyaki and raise a glass of bubbly to you. The best seat in my free cinema now bears your name.

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Date: 2005-07-05 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yanatonage.livejournal.com
This is cute.

Brain Candy

Date: 2005-07-05 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hi Nick
NY is not cheap ! I picked up the vibe that you were a little unhappy in your LJ postings of the weekend. I have made a small donation via paypal. If I was still in NY I would have gladly a have bought you dinner. Anyway, thanks for Click Opera ( who needs The Guardian now ). I get a lot out of it like Mr Haley. Perhaps others might feel the same: http://www.imomus.com/ and click on the donation button.

Richard

Re: Brain Candy

Date: 2005-07-05 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
That's very kind of you, Richard!

I don't want to give the impression that this is a PBS fundraising telethon, though. I just wanted to thank Mr Haley in public.

Re: Brain Candy

Date: 2005-07-05 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I know you weren't soliciting as it were. I realise I get a lot out of what you do whether here on LJ or I-momus, or through your music and extracurricular activities. It has a value beyond the monetary.

Richard

Re: Brain Candy

Date: 2005-07-05 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fraisinette.livejournal.com
"Folks, for the same amount that it costs you to purchase one double mocchiato per day, you can sponsor your very own eyepatchioed Scottish exile artist. Remember, if you don't sponsor Nick, the terrorists will have already won."

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Date: 2005-07-05 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Maybe you could use some of the money to buy yourself a wee black dog?

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Date: 2005-07-05 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merzbow.livejournal.com
Shout outs to Mr. Haley!
Very sweet from him.

By the way, you are the major influence for me too :)
Keep it up.

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Date: 2005-07-05 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
As an anglophone with limited French, I haven't encountered a single hostile reaction since moving here.

I know of a few Franco-Ontarians who beg to differ. Perhaps only when you actually speak the language certain Quebeckers can pick your French apart. Stopping a speaker mid-sentence is something French-Canadians and 'regular French' people like to do. That and the fact that an American is just not one of us, so he or she technically can't be a tête-carré.

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Date: 2005-07-05 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
If you haven't rec'd my email to your .de address, Nick, my offer for dinner still stands. You've but to name your place and evening.

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Date: 2005-07-05 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
This might be a good moment to say that the momus@t-online.de address no longer exists. The one to use now is

momasu(at)gmail.com

Dinner one night this week would be splendid: just dined last night with our mutual friend Jorge Colombo (http://www.jorgecolombo.com), who showed me his intriguing new one-minute films (they're on his site).

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Date: 2005-07-05 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
Jorge is the best--he's quite keen on making those fun little films these days. I especially like the one he did in France, a sort of shadow-puppet theater duel. Might ask his assistance in a new Whimsy film.

Haven't seen Jorge for a while; never heard how his friend Allison Smith's Muster project (http://www.themuster.com/) went.

How's Thursday evening? (And do you like freshly picked blueberries?)

W

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Date: 2005-07-06 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] georgesdelatour.livejournal.com
I sent you a contribution via the paypal on your website, which says it's going to the address you say is now defunct. Oh dear...

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Date: 2005-07-06 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That's maybe why you're skint...

a re-type of my previous comment:

Date: 2005-07-05 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queersolitude.livejournal.com
I was the first to pluck Mr. Haley's flower!

(He is a very patient and theraputic person who had a profound-calmng-effect on me when we were dating for a year... one of the most functional and enjoyable relationships I have ever been in).

He has been reading you and consuming your creations for years now.

He is the one who introduced me to your music.

(no subject)

Date: 2005-07-05 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] butterflyrobert.livejournal.com
Its terrific that you have a sponsor. In that regard I'm a bit envious. Then again, I don't have a "donate" option on my page, though now I'm thinking of adding one. If I touch one person who possesses a healthy bank account with, for example, one of my short stories, perhaps I, too could have a kind and gracious sponsor to, indeed, keep the "starving" out of the artist.

This is a very inspiring (and gracious) post Nick and it has meant a lot to me to read. I hope you're enjoying your trip.

Thanks!

Date: 2005-07-05 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Thankyou, Karl Haley, from all of us!

Re: Thanks!

Date: 2005-07-06 02:16 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Yes, thanks from me too!

(no subject)

Date: 2005-07-05 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Wow Nick, I think I really need a donation option on my site...otherwise I guess I might have to stop building all of the instruments I use to record and re-produce and outro people like yourself. haha! But seriously, I think you have the right idea here, apparently so.
even more broke than Momus,
John (Fashion Flesh)
www.fashionflesh.com

(no subject)

Date: 2005-07-06 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maybeimdead.livejournal.com
I think this is a marvelous act of (global) citizenship on the part Mr. Haley! As John Saul has said, citizenship is about obligation and not about choosing to be generous. This is really wonderful.

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Date: 2005-07-06 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mckibillo.livejournal.com
kudos to mr. haley

well done

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Date: 2005-07-06 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reflejos.livejournal.com
Image
This Hertz also looks like you. He is maybe the bridge between you two.

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Date: 2005-07-06 08:48 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Receding chin = sign of heriditary syphilis.

Most of us have it, but not always in the same form, e.g., saddle-type nose is another expression.

your July 5th 2005 post

Date: 2018-01-31 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] lindenbaum108
Hello Momus,
I was searching online for Karl Haley, who was a student in a class with me as an undergrad at Berkeley. He doesn't have much of a web presence, but I'm sure that your Haley-Guggenheim-Hertz is he. I doubt you've stayed in touch, but if you have any hints of how I'd find him, please let me know. He wrote a wonderful paper in 2000 which I've just stumbled on. I know he did grad work at New School after McGill, and I've found the Elsa Lam who used to be his girlfriend (architectural writer--haven't tried to contact her). Just starting with you, who wrote this charming post over 12 years ago! Regards, Linda Hess, lionda at stanford dot edu