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Humana is a charity thrift shop which pays for third world development projects. Not only do I buy all my clothes and furniture at the big four-floor Friedrichshain Humana in Berlin, I also give my clothes and furniture back to it free when I no longer need them, allowing Humana to sell them again. I suppose you could call Humana a lending library for material things, a recycling plant for culture, or a perpetual motion machine. It converts consumerism into global justice. In exchange for giving Nick the illusion of "curating" a look out of funky retro stuff, it takes his money and turns it into a village literacy scheme in Nicaragua.

So I was delighted to find a branch of Humana in a Lisbon suburb (the city also has branches of my other favourite funky junk store, Cash Converters). For the princely sum of €8.50 (which will no doubt be put towards an electric water pump in Mozambique) I was able to renew my look. The results are below (click for big version):



I usually shop for clothes with a theme in mind: it might be stripes, clothes that look like pajamas, tie-dye, Chinese military uniform, German folk costume, or Hassidic Jewish gear. When the prices are low you can go crazy and risk things. And because the clothes have all been pre-worn, you know that your costume references aren't just allusions: they're the actual clothes the actual people you're referring to actually wore.

In the Lisbon Humana, a delightful place with a blue-tiled corridor off which lay room after room of clean, cheap and interesting clothes, I thought at first I'd be concentrating on oddly-shaped white smocks which could be layered over other white garments to make a sort of Russian folk look. But then I discovered the tight, slightly flared plaid pants in the €1 euro section, remembered I'd seen a Burberry-style shirt in the first room, added a clean white T shirt and the red plaid shirt, tried it all on and found that not only did it fit, but it smelt fine. Good scent is important: I tend to buy women's clothes, because they're normally more figure-hugging and colourful, tend to be in better condition, and, well, women just smell fresher.

Voila, I feel decadently consumerist and yet also righteously charitable, fresh even as I reek slightly of some deceased Lisbon chick's perfume.

Humana

Date: 2005-05-20 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thetemplekeeper.livejournal.com
Hi Nick

Thanks for the Humana reference - I need some new trousers so will check them out (Scope's got great furniture, crap clothes...)

I googled Humana and found here (http://www.tvindalert.com/companies/humana_uk.htm) that, although it is thoroughly decent now, it started off as a Danish company run by teachers that swiftly became profit-making and only masqueraded as a charity! Whilst that Danish Board of Directors has now been sacked after an investigation in the UK by the Charity Commission, those pesky Danes are back and making money by pretending to donate via Planet Aid UK and Green World Recycling: so anyone in Sheffield or Northampton, please don't buy from those clowns; go to Humana and cross-dress responsibly.

Best wishes to all who post here

Simon

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