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It's Yoko Ono's notbirthday! Happy notbirthday, Yoko Ono!



Now, let's see, when it's Yoko's notbirthday there's something else important going on, isn't there? Well, it's Chinese New Year this week, isn't it? Year of the rooster, right? (Kung hei fat choi to my Hong Kong friends!) Yes, but there's something else. Hmm, the Muslims are celebrating the sightings of the crescent moon that heralds year 1426 of the Hijri calendar. We pray to Allah to guide us and grant Maghferat (Ameen)! But no, there's something else. Can it be Japanese National Foundation Day, kenkoku kinenbi, the day in 660BC when, according to ancient myths, the Japanese nation was founded by Emperor Jimmu? And the day the Meiji Constitution was signed? Yes, it is both of those, but I'm sure there's something else.

Shit, of course! It's my fucking birthday.

I'm not going to tell you my age because it's just fucking ridiculous. Nobody is this old! Well, not me, anyway. Not until today. Bloody hell! If it's true that 65 is "the new 45" then I should be thinking about retiring. Oh, it only works one-way? You can only downsize? That's a relief. In that case, perhaps I just turned "the new 25". Just put me down as "between 25 and 65". From now on I'm just never going to mention my age at all, and hope people forget about it. When I go, they'll say "He was of indeterminate age..." They'll look at my dental records. Then they'll talk about what I did.

There are plenty of good things about getting older. What I notice is that the world keeps filling up with younger people, which presumably means there are fewer and fewer sclerotic old reactionaries to contend with. And more and more pretty girls to flirt with. (But I'm in a relationship, so I don't do that!) Also, you start feeling included in the world more. These days I'm invited to do a lot more things than I ever did when I was young. Interesting things. Be on TV. Make art projects and gallery shows. Write a book. Write a weekly column in a paper. Perform at the Venice Biennale, give a lecture in Seoul. (These are all things I've been invited to do in the last couple of months.) As you ripen into age, you find yourself on the map, known to the people you want to be known to. People of your generation come to power. People who think the same way as you do can commission you to do stuff. Hurrah!

Being young often felt like being blank, unformatted, excluded, alienated. It felt like clutching at fragments of possible selves here and there, never having the whole picture, never feeling this sense of being centred, calmly purposeful, self-secure. When you're young, frustrated desire and self-destructive impulses and self-loathing toss you hither and thither. (I like saying that. "Toss you hither and thither.") When you get older, if you're lucky, all the strands come together. Stuff makes more sense. You know how you feel about things. You have a set of hard-won values and you can argue for them. You feel like a finished painting, a completed identity. You know who you are, and other people know who you are. It feels pretty good. That security (and it's not, in my case, anything to do with financial security) gives you the confidence to pursue its opposite. You can disorient yourself, travel, play and experiment with more confidence. You know that, whatever happens, you won't lose yourself. Ask Yoko Ono.

The bard of punk, John Lydon, laid out the Four Stages of Man in his song Public Image: "My entrance, my own creation, my grand finale, my goodbye!" I guess I'm still at the "my own creation" part. I'm trying to stave off the grand finale as long as possible.
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Date: 2005-02-11 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cataptromancer.livejournal.com
After moving to new york, I remarked to an old, wise, well-connected parent of a friend: "I feel left out, like there's all these things going on but I don't know about them and I'm not part of them or invited to them."

"That's how it's supposed to be," he said, "That's what you have to deal with in exchange for being young."

Of course, it's been about five years since then and so far the only exciting developments have been livejournal, some academic conferences, and about thirty more pounds.

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Date: 2005-02-11 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eptified.livejournal.com
Many happy returns. May this be the nadir from which you ascend, rather than the other way round.

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Date: 2005-02-11 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yanatonage.livejournal.com
Honestly, knowing your age has always made me look forward to getting older. I want to be like Momus when I grow up...

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Date: 2005-02-11 02:06 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
glad that you were born

MU

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Date: 2005-02-11 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkligbeatnic.livejournal.com
お誕生日おめでとう!

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Date: 2005-02-11 02:13 am (UTC)
ext_86390: (water jelly)
From: [identity profile] queenpasiphae.livejournal.com
Hippo birdy two ewe!

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Date: 2005-02-11 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biseinen.livejournal.com
Incidentally enough, your label decided to release Otto Spooky on my birthday, which made a great present.
May you have many many many more Happy Birthdays and thank you for the music
...and the philosophy.
eD

With no hands.

Date: 2005-02-11 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tomalotocamelot.livejournal.com
I shall celebrate your birthday by listening to all of your fucking albums and masturbating to my favorite track on each of them.

Approximate infinite

Date: 2005-02-11 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xyzedd.livejournal.com
I said it a few weeks too soon, so I'll say it again: Happy happy! And 364 happy unbirthdays.

As for aging...

"Select a clock.
Set in on time.
You may rewind the clock but never
reset it.
Call it your life clock.
Live accordingly."

"Clock Piece" by Yoko Ono, Spring 1964, from "Grapefruit"

X (born on the Buddha's birthday myself)

Re: Approximate infinite

Date: 2005-02-11 02:55 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
But not quite as old as the Buddha!

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Date: 2005-02-11 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cherry-snows.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday!

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Date: 2005-02-11 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com
Happy birthday! I believe we're around the same age. Our immaturity keeps us young. :-)

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Date: 2005-02-11 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honeychurch.livejournal.com
I saw your entry, and thought, "hm, that can't be - I thought his birthday was two weeks before mine"

then I realized that my birthday is in two weeks. damn it.

happy birthday, damn it.

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Date: 2005-02-11 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rogerlodge.livejournal.com
My 24th birthday is coming up and this post made me feel a lot better about it. It's good to be old!

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Date: 2005-02-11 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shewho.livejournal.com
many happy returns sir!

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Date: 2005-02-11 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] porphyre.livejournal.com
and best wishes from me, as well.

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Date: 2005-02-11 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oracolodeifont.livejournal.com
on getting older: "i had to admit it's getting better"
on your birthday: "today's your birthday! happy birthday to ya!"

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Date: 2005-02-11 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freddster.livejournal.com
happby birthday to you, happy new year to me, and yay for yoko :)

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Date: 2005-02-11 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilchiva.livejournal.com
I'm trying to stave off the grand finale as long as possible.
Aren't we all?

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Date: 2005-02-11 11:44 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Happy year of the COCK!!! Happy Birthday!!!

Shit, of course!

Date: 2005-02-11 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Happy Birthday and many more rooster-years!

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Date: 2005-02-11 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
There are lots of similarities between you and Yoko. Check her website http://www.yoko-ono.com.

Nathan

Happy Birthday

Date: 2005-02-11 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugpowered.livejournal.com
Times flies when you are having fun.

happy happy birthday

Date: 2005-02-11 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hi Momus

Today,I've just came back to Tokyo from Europe. When I got off a bus at Shinjuku station, I saw many black-painted wagon cars which displayed national japanese flags. Some of them were printed slogans.'Return the japanese imperialism!!''Vive emperor!!'. They drove through the station, playing war songs with extremely loud sounds. Today is a good day for the extreme political right groups and Japanese government.

Anyway, I hope you have had a good time somewhere in Japan.

noriko

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Date: 2005-02-11 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Happy Birthday, Nick. But I think you should know, the world isn't filling up with younger and younger people. It just looks that way. It's actually filling up with older and older people (statistically speaking); we just don't notice them. That's the thing about getting older. You become invisible. But that could be kind of fun, right?

Nic (aged 42, shares birthday with Scarlett Johannsen, Andre Gide)

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Date: 2005-02-11 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Well, Nic, doesn't that depend on the population curve of the country you're in? Developing countries have a majority of young people, advanced countries a majority of old, I think... I'm not sure what the average age of everyone in the world is, but I wouldn't be at all surprised to find it was younger than the age I am now, since the world's population is increasing all the time, which means young people must outnumber old people.

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From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com - Date: 2005-02-11 04:03 pm (UTC) - Expand

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Date: 2005-02-11 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tailchaser.livejournal.com
happy birthday yoko ono.

and happy birthday to you!!!!!!!!
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