imomus

(Breaks down) ALL RIGHT! I CAN'T GET IT UP! MY ENORMOUS THUNDERDOME PHALLUS, ONCE SO POTENT THAT RON REAGAN MADE A SPEECH CALLING IT "A WHOLE UNIVERSE OF EVIL PAIN", IS NOW (SINCE LAST TUESDAY, WHEN YOUR SPAMMING BEGAN) NOTHING BUT A JUDDERING SCUD, A FLACCID LITTLE SKINBAG THAT RESEMBLES NOTHING SO MUCH AS A DYSMORPHIC SNAIL! EVEN NURSES IN HOSPITALS FORGET THEIR SENSITIVITY TRAINING AND SNICKER AUDIBLY WHEN I PULL IT OUT! WHICH I DO OFTEN, BECAUSE I AM VERY FEEBLE AND AM CONSTANTLY BEING RUSHED TO HOSPITAL IN A "FLACCID PENIS AMBULANCE" TO BE PUMPED FULL OF SELF-REGARD AGAIN -- FROM A TANK MARKED "ANONYMOUS VIAGRA SPAMMER"! THERE IS A CHARGE FOR THE SERVICE, OF COURSE, BUT IT'S A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR A SHORT RESPITE FROM HEARING THOSE CRUEL NURSES WHISPER "PENIS CRIPPLE" BEHIND THEIR CALLOUSED HANDS! THANK YOU, SPAMMER! YOU HAVE SAVED MY HONOUR! NOW, NOT A WORD OF THIS TO ANYONE, DO YOU HEAR? I WANT TO HOLD MY FACE -- AND PENIS -- UP HIGH IN SOCIETY.