It's all very well having a sexy nude personal assistant, Momus, I guess it's your equivalent of getting a Harley Davidson. But at the age of fifty you may have problems doing anything about it! You may find that delightfully hirsute vagina harder to penetrate than in your salad days, now that your erection lacks the rigidity of its younger self, as you head into the final furlongs of your life. Please stop a moment and consider this point, Momus.