People do dream about me, and people do write about me in TLS or wherever (although that's a first, if true). What's a blog to do, just pass over that in tactful silence (as you've so "kindly" done here)? Are we living in some kind of puritan age where to indulge the self is "a sin of spiritual pride"? I mean, I wouldn't be against it, but it would have to apply to everyone, not just me. You'd have to leave stinging remarks on Facebook when people posted photos of their new outfits, and contradict all those adverts that say "Because you deserve it".