There are few things more annoying than that breed of American right-winger who tells us -- at every opportunity -- that Europe is about to become a Muslim state. It's a meme circulated in right wing circles in Europe too -- in the idea of Eurabia, for instance, or in the book Londonistan by right wing pundit Melanie Phillips. These people have in common that they take Europe's current state of ethnic and religious pluralism and project it into a future where it becomes, suddenly, its opposite. Where one group -- the Muslims -- takes over, turning diversity into monoculture: a European muslim superstate. There's only one problem. The figures just don't add up.
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This argument is based on demographic statistics. "They" are breeding faster than "us", or immigrating and failing to integrate with "our" values, and therefore becoming a "state within a state". (Odd that Americans, who built their 20th-century pre-eminence on immigration, are so reluctant to see it happen elsewhere.) But -- as the BBC's statistics programme More or Less valuably showed this weekend -- the statistics used to create a sense of panic about Europe's racial and religious diversity are simply wrong. Here's the BBC's fact check on the Muslim Demographics video above:
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The really puzzling thing, for me, is how an argument so much posited on the fact of there being a "stark choice" between conflicting systems ends up taking so many of its cues from "the enemy". The blurb for the Muslim Demographics video, for instance, says "Islam will overwhelm Christendom unless Christians recognize the demographic realities, begin reproducing again, and share the gospel with Muslims." The message is that we must live as they live, otherwise we will be forced to live as they live.
A similar "let's copy the Muslims" philosophy comes through in the documentary Jesus Camp. Here's the trailer:
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Again, it's basically "let's be like them before they rise up and force us to be like them". The "them" is a reductive stereotype. As one of the trainers in the Jesus Camp doc puts it: "Where should we put our focus? I'll tell you where our enemies are putting it. They're putting it on the kids. You go to Palestine and they're taking their kids to camps like we take our kids to Bible camps and they're putting hand grenades in their hands." A few seconds later we're seeing teachers in a Bible camp asking children: "How many want to be those who would give up their lives for Jesus?" A child's voice says "We're being trained to be those who'd be God's army." Hey, let's avoid falling under the yoke of Islamist terrorists by becoming something even worse!

The theory behind the Eurabia argument is as wrong as the statistics it's based on, and the praxis is illogical -- be like them so that we don't have to be like them. As a European who adores the strong and healthy Muslim presence here in Europe (and who even married, at one point, into a Muslim family), I'd like to advise these American right-wingers to cultiver their own jardin. You know, that superstate built on immigration and the idea that, wherever you came from, you're an American when you get to America. It's the same here: whoever is in Europe is a European by definition.
Resisting the Eurabians will be difficult, but ultimately I am optimistic. Sure, the Muslim Demographics video has had over ten million YouTube views and the BBC correction has had -- at the time of writing -- only 40. But growth rates on the BBC video are healthy. It is reproducing strongly. I believe that by 2050 the BBC vid will overtake and overwhelm the viewership -- and ethos -- of the Muslim Demographics film and rule it with a fist of iron. Well, a calculator of stainless steel, anyway.
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This argument is based on demographic statistics. "They" are breeding faster than "us", or immigrating and failing to integrate with "our" values, and therefore becoming a "state within a state". (Odd that Americans, who built their 20th-century pre-eminence on immigration, are so reluctant to see it happen elsewhere.) But -- as the BBC's statistics programme More or Less valuably showed this weekend -- the statistics used to create a sense of panic about Europe's racial and religious diversity are simply wrong. Here's the BBC's fact check on the Muslim Demographics video above:
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The really puzzling thing, for me, is how an argument so much posited on the fact of there being a "stark choice" between conflicting systems ends up taking so many of its cues from "the enemy". The blurb for the Muslim Demographics video, for instance, says "Islam will overwhelm Christendom unless Christians recognize the demographic realities, begin reproducing again, and share the gospel with Muslims." The message is that we must live as they live, otherwise we will be forced to live as they live.
A similar "let's copy the Muslims" philosophy comes through in the documentary Jesus Camp. Here's the trailer:
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Again, it's basically "let's be like them before they rise up and force us to be like them". The "them" is a reductive stereotype. As one of the trainers in the Jesus Camp doc puts it: "Where should we put our focus? I'll tell you where our enemies are putting it. They're putting it on the kids. You go to Palestine and they're taking their kids to camps like we take our kids to Bible camps and they're putting hand grenades in their hands." A few seconds later we're seeing teachers in a Bible camp asking children: "How many want to be those who would give up their lives for Jesus?" A child's voice says "We're being trained to be those who'd be God's army." Hey, let's avoid falling under the yoke of Islamist terrorists by becoming something even worse!

The theory behind the Eurabia argument is as wrong as the statistics it's based on, and the praxis is illogical -- be like them so that we don't have to be like them. As a European who adores the strong and healthy Muslim presence here in Europe (and who even married, at one point, into a Muslim family), I'd like to advise these American right-wingers to cultiver their own jardin. You know, that superstate built on immigration and the idea that, wherever you came from, you're an American when you get to America. It's the same here: whoever is in Europe is a European by definition.
Resisting the Eurabians will be difficult, but ultimately I am optimistic. Sure, the Muslim Demographics video has had over ten million YouTube views and the BBC correction has had -- at the time of writing -- only 40. But growth rates on the BBC video are healthy. It is reproducing strongly. I believe that by 2050 the BBC vid will overtake and overwhelm the viewership -- and ethos -- of the Muslim Demographics film and rule it with a fist of iron. Well, a calculator of stainless steel, anyway.
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Date: 2009-08-09 08:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-09 09:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-09 09:40 am (UTC)I've only ever read about this in British and German papers, honestly. Not sure why you're pinning this one on the US ... if I were to make fun of any country for really, really caring about this subject to an absurd degree, I'd give it to England.
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Date: 2009-08-09 10:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-09 10:25 am (UTC)But nobody in Europe likes such neighbours.
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Date: 2009-08-09 10:31 am (UTC)Yesterday's DDoS attacks -- which made it impossible for me to access Click Opera for most of the day -- were reported (http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2351329,00.asp) to be initiated by the Russian secret services to block just one Georgian nationalist from celebrating the anniversary of Georgian independence from Russia. They duly ended at exactly midnight, Moscow time, following the day of that anniversary. All they achieved was to make this man and his cause world famous.
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Date: 2009-08-09 10:34 am (UTC)I did, though, also cite Melanie Phillips, the columnist for UK papers The Daily Mail and The Guardian, and her book Londonistan.
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Date: 2009-08-09 10:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-09 10:46 am (UTC)Are you referring to Pim Fortuyn? You do realise he was killed by an animal rights activist, don't you, and not a muslim? If you add together the numbers of animal rights activists and add them to the number of animals in Europe and then factor in the breeding rates of rabbits, it's clear that we will be ruled by rodents within a few decades.
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Date: 2009-08-09 10:51 am (UTC)But, you know, blame it on muslims, why dontcha?
A muslim of which nationality?
Date: 2009-08-09 10:54 am (UTC)Re: A muslim of which nationality?
Date: 2009-08-09 11:01 am (UTC)But I take your point that broad-brush generalisations -- seeing a religious-cultural bloc that stretches from Morocco to Indonesia as a single entity -- are fairly foolish.
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Date: 2009-08-09 11:29 am (UTC)Ironically, Mark Steyn, the leading Eurabia bullshitter, for all his "America...Fuck Yeah!" attitudes, is actually Canadian.
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Date: 2009-08-09 11:45 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-09 12:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-09 12:15 pm (UTC)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theo_van_Gogh_(film_director)
or this related case
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayaan_Hirsi_Ali
Lord knows what will happen if whoever killed Jill Dando turns out to be Muslim. The Daily Mail will go berserk.
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Date: 2009-08-09 12:28 pm (UTC)Questions raised in House about Christians, heterosexuals.
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Date: 2009-08-09 12:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-09 12:41 pm (UTC)You can't really embrace Islamic values on one hand and reject far-right values on the other because the one thing these two views share in common is ultra-conservatism. Britain is a liberal, secular democracy, and as a gay man I personally wouldn't want to see Britain ruled as an Islamic state or under a far-right government. I'd say my main problem with the hypothetical significant Islamic population in Britain is the possibility of that population growing, gaining power, and making laws based on Islamic values. Oh no! Am I a racist for saying that? I'd even go as far as to say I'd rather Britain wasn't the home to Muslims who hold conservative, prejudice views, just like I'd rather Britain didn't have conservative Christians or neo-nazis.
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Date: 2009-08-09 01:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-09 01:12 pm (UTC)Actually, I started thinking about her yesterday when watching an old VHS tape from my stash, a discussion about film censorship from 1993. She was already, by that point, on the right, pushing a "ban the video nasties" line and staring in withering contempt at the bearded libertarian across the table. As far as she was concerned, science had proved that watching violence makes you more violent.
She's married to Joshua Rozenberg, who used to be the BBC's law correspondent but now writes for the Daily Telegraph, so has also presumably drifted right.
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Date: 2009-08-09 01:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-09 01:22 pm (UTC)Meanwhile, have you run across the Quiverfull movement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiverfull)?
Putting two and two together, I perceive a faint whiff of projection ...
[*] "Pathological" insofar as the set-up is used to justify gigantic military spending and the odd invasion of some punk country, pour encourager les autres.
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Date: 2009-08-09 01:30 pm (UTC)"...the BBC vid doesn't take the step you and I do, and say "So what if this happens?"
Would you really embrace a large population of people into your country who didn't share your values? I don't get how people can say "If the far-right gained power it would be terrible, but Muslims values dominating is fine."
If Muslims became a majority and it started to affect Britain's social climate and our laws I wouldn't like it, just like if the BNP were to ever gain power.
I'm tolerant of intolerance within the wider framework of a mostly liberal, tolerant, secular society. I would never embrace a predominantly conservative society, whether it was Christian or Muslim, and I don't understand how you can say you would.
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Date: 2009-08-09 01:32 pm (UTC)