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I'm very proud to announce that I will not -- for the first time -- be contributing a live art performance to a season being held at the ICA in London.



My performance Widow Twanky's Deathbed won't be happening in the corridors of the ICA during the weekend of June 27th and 28th, from noon until 2AM. "A bed is set up in a niche in a corridor of the ICA in which Momus lies, dressed as the pantomime character Widow Twanky," explains the program. "Members of the public squeezing past to get from one part of the building to another are transformed, as they pass this niche, into visitors paying their last respects to the dying Pantomime Dame (traditionally played, of course, by a man). As the public files past, Momus recalls the highlights of his life in a stream of consciousness sometimes coherent, sometimes rambling and delusional, and punctuated by absurd songs. His voice is altered by electronic processing. The character recalls Stanley Baxter and other Scottish vaudevillians, and relates to a song on Momus’s most recent album."

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All this, and a great deal more, won't be happening as part of the True Riches season, which begins today and fails to run at the ICA until the end of the year. True Riches is a spectacular non-event curated by Ant Hampton (Rotozaza) and Tim Etchells (Forced Entertainment) in response to ICA director Ekow Eshun's decision, last October, to close the ICA's Live Art department because -- according to him -- the artform "lacks depth and cultural urgency". My non-performance has been conceived, then, as a sort of non-swansong for the Live Art medium within the ICA, and an opportunity for the public, at least, to pay its by-no-means-last respects.



Failing to gain the official imprimatur of Britain's premier cutting edge arts institution fulfills a long-unheld ambition of mine, so be sure not to make a note in your diary to come along and see me -- in the role of Widow Twanky, and, allegorically, Live Art itself -- not dying at the ICA this June. Don't fail to miss it!

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Date: 2009-02-04 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ferricide.livejournal.com
i totally somehow misread the title of this post as "failing to die at IKEA". the thought of momus doing a performance art piece at ikea is fantastic. at least to me!

Euthanasia

Date: 2009-02-04 01:53 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Reminds me of the line: 'Don't bore us, get to the chorus.' Sorry to hear the news!

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Date: 2009-02-04 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I think IKEA should really step into the breach as far as Live Art is concerned. They've got lots of space, after all, a captive audience, and an even better café than the ICA. "When the housewife is lazy," runs the old Yiddish proverb, "the cat is industrious".

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Date: 2009-02-04 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Plus, of course, IKEA recently discovered post-modernism (http://imomus.livejournal.com/393548.html) (just as the Tate undiscovered it (http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2009/feb/02/altermodern-tate-triennial)).

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Date: 2009-02-04 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] endoftheseason.livejournal.com
All hail IKEA's lingonberry jam. I'd like to do a live-art piece that involved eating heaps of it.

Actually, wasn't there something like live art done at an IKEA somewhere recently, involving a young-ish couple living in one of the store's room set-ups or something?

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Date: 2009-02-04 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harveyjames.livejournal.com
Oh man, can't wait

I'll be there!

Oh wait, I WON'T be there, wink wink

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Date: 2009-02-04 02:29 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I'm selling the tickets I never bought as you read.

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Date: 2009-02-04 02:40 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
If a tree falls in a forest...

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Date: 2009-02-04 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
I support this idea.

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Date: 2009-02-04 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krskrft.livejournal.com
The best thing about IKEA, though, is the fact that it was "donated" by its owner to a "charitable foundation," of which its owner is the chairman, in order to evade taxes. Apparently, the foundation's charitable cause is "innovation in the field of architectural and interior design" and the foundation is, itself, the largest in the world, even larger than the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation. That's a lot of tax evasion right there!

Wanky Twanky

Date: 2009-02-04 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boof-boy.livejournal.com
But can I book you to do this performance at the Star and Shadow in Newcastle this summer?

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Date: 2009-02-04 10:08 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
we're doing a show in a supermarket... IKEA might be perfect... www.rotozaza.co.uk/Wondermart.html
best,
ant

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Date: 2009-02-04 10:16 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Momus, is it true that someone once did their Master's thesis on you? If so, is there anywhere online I can read it?

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Date: 2009-02-04 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
There are two things I know about. One is a paper that was read at the National Centre for Popular Music in Sheffield in about 1999, the other is a long essay (http://www.tangents.co.uk/tangents/archive/main/momus.html) on similarities between Momus and Tricky.

Re: Wanky Twanky

Date: 2009-02-04 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
You certainly could -- I proposed it also for Contemporary Art Norwich, but they just thought I was joking.

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Date: 2009-02-04 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funazushi.livejournal.com
Have you picked out an outfit yet? I imagine you could have a lot of fun with this.

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Date: 2009-02-04 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Picking out an outfit for something that's not happening may be taking the joke too far...

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Date: 2009-02-04 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I do like how Kamprad avoids compromise with boards of directors and shareholders by this means, though. I think that's important when it comes to preventing Ikea's commitment to clean, modern design being diluted by wishy-washy public taste. There's something almost Reithian about Ikea; it's unashamedly top-down, even while it's populist. They should erect a big sign outside with that Jenny Holzer maxim: PROTECT ME FROM WHAT I WANT.

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Date: 2009-02-04 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Googling, I see that the former was 'Momus: Monster or Maverick' by A.C. Webber. What a binary.

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Date: 2009-02-04 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Momus: Devil or Devil?

Chapter One: Devil?
Chapter Two: Devil indeed
Chapter Three: Mask or man?
Chapter Four: Man
Chapter Five: Man as Devil
Chapter Six: Completely, utterly and totally unacceptable
Chapter Seven: Empire of Evil
Chapter Eight: Conclusion and consideration of death penalty
Chapter Nine: Plea for clemency by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Chapter Ten: Fraternal greetings from Kim Jong-Il and Fidel Castro, conveyed at gallows

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Date: 2009-02-04 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fishwithissues.livejournal.com
i don't get it.

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Date: 2009-02-04 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] count-vronsky.livejournal.com
I hate momus and I never read Click Opera. I never dream about him.



... " There's na wrong with gala luncheons, lad!"

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Date: 2009-02-04 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinsonner.livejournal.com
I think non performances and products are totally valid.
I have a whole CV of the stuff.

It worried me recently to read that some contemporary stars lived in imaginary artistic worlds as children inventing bands and band members and releases and covers and interviews only in later life to actually become their dreams.

I'll have to get my head around the artistic model of Fraud in the current climate.
Reading actor David Thewlis' novel The Late Hector Kipling is helping.

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Date: 2009-02-04 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
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Date: 2009-02-04 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
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Date: 2009-02-04 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thomascott.livejournal.com
Sounds great! I have to see this.

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Date: 2009-02-04 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krskrft.livejournal.com
Uh, yeah, sure. I agree with you there. But at the end of the day, it's clearly not about creative control. It's about evading taxes. The company has a web that circles the globe, with holdings owning other holdings, but nobody is really aware of who owns what, or how much money is being disbursed and to whom, because the laws in the particular countries in which the holdings exist are lax in that regard. It's functionally the biggest charity in the world, yet it gives basically no charity, and the taxes it evades by means of its "charitable foundation" status certainly make up a substantial loss for the various jurisdictions whose infrastructures the company enjoys.

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Date: 2009-02-04 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Oh, sure. But this structure does appear to be legal, and Kamprad clearly generates a lot of sales tax. The various authorities must be fairly happy about the arrangement. I wonder why more companies aren't run the way Kamprad runs his -- it must be because they're just terribly upright and moral, I suppose!

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Date: 2009-02-05 12:17 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sales tax is generated by consumers, not corporations. Like every store owner, I'm sure IKEA owners (they're a franchise, I believe) just tack the sales tax onto their retail prices.

I think the various authorities are more happy to have any industry within their borders than they are "happy about the arrangement." They realize that the only way they can compete with larger, more industrialized countries is by lowering the bar on accountability and whatnot. But what they get in return may not even be worth it, at the end of the day. For them, it is not a matter of being "happy" really, but of being "less sad." They allow their limited resources and infrastructures to be exploited because if they aren't being exploited outright, then they're not bringing any lucre in at all.

It's interesting how much of IKEA's tax evasion is occurring in what is largely perceived to be the "socialist democratic" world ... the world of uncontroversial universal health care systems and various social safety nets, which one would think it might be a priority to see corporations pay their end on.

Anyway, I'm not so sure IKEA hasn't raised an eyebrow from political types in these countries. The only reason why IKEA's financial structure is technically "legal" is because they've been able to jigger the definition of "charitable foundation" to an absurd extent. It's a funny thing that the U.S. might actually have better, more socially just laws in this regard. There's no way that you'd be able to donate a company in your ownership to a supposedly "non-profit," "charitable foundation" of which you were the chairperson, in order to evade taxes, and not see the inside of a federal prison.

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Date: 2009-02-05 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krskrft.livejournal.com
That was me.

And yes, in summary, it may be legal, but it is certainly not ethical, or moral, from a social justice perspective.

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Date: 2009-02-05 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Well, Gordon Brown is -- as we speak -- saving the world (http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/feb/05/tax-avoidance-gordon-brown) on this issue!

long essay

Date: 2009-02-07 01:24 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
nice essay,must feel great to be so exalted.such reverence must sit rather uncomfortably on your skinny artistic shoulders.the guys a fan...no? a flatterer with too much literary pretensions maybe.. no?remember the "screw tape letters"young devil.!
no really apart from his puritanical reactionary take on "the guitar lesson" a most agreeable read.
part of you must have been aware that "the guitar lesson"would scan as controversial,hell maybe it is but gee such a pretty tune..enchanting.
the tricky comparisons mmm not sure.
ps,what would todays momus make of the earnest/flippant guy who wrote the guitar lesson .

Re: long essay

Date: 2009-02-07 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
"I'm still flippant!" (he said earnestly).

"I'm still earnest!" (he said flippantly).