Bronze Age iPods at Skara Brae
Jun. 14th, 2008 09:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
imomusI'm now on Orkney, and about to visit Skara Brae, the Bronze Age settlement whose sudden mysterious abandonment is mentioned in a classroom scene early in the new Indiana Jones movie (not that I've seen it, mind). Skara Brae is one of only five UNESCO-designated World Heritage Sites in Scotland -- I was brought up in another, the Edinburgh New Town. My sudden abandonment of that heritage site is fairly easily explained; opportunities for creating cultural artifacts were much better outside Scotland than inside.
If the Bronze Age folk left because of poor wifi coverage, they can come back right away; I can honestly say I've never been anywhere with as much open signal as Orkney and Shetland. I've been picking it up on boats as they drift past other boats in the harbour, on sandy coves with replica viking longships moored offshore, flooding into guesthouses. Here in Orkney our B&B is in the middle of empty fields, so I thought there'd be no way on earth I'd get online. But in the middle of a field, with no buildings around, there was an unpassworded signal, and free internet. It seems to be coming up through a Telecom manhole, from deep underground. Perhaps the Braemen are hiding down there, dressed in animal furs, tapping at bronze iPods.
If the Bronze Age folk left because of poor wifi coverage, they can come back right away; I can honestly say I've never been anywhere with as much open signal as Orkney and Shetland. I've been picking it up on boats as they drift past other boats in the harbour, on sandy coves with replica viking longships moored offshore, flooding into guesthouses. Here in Orkney our B&B is in the middle of empty fields, so I thought there'd be no way on earth I'd get online. But in the middle of a field, with no buildings around, there was an unpassworded signal, and free internet. It seems to be coming up through a Telecom manhole, from deep underground. Perhaps the Braemen are hiding down there, dressed in animal furs, tapping at bronze iPods.
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Date: 2008-06-14 01:13 pm (UTC)Yes we are
Date: 2008-06-14 04:00 pm (UTC)Yes we are, welcome to our world. If you can find the entrance, come and gig for us. We have a constant vacant stage set up for the Rolling Stones who we grew up with. You are most welcome to use it. By the way we use Archos. ipods are ugly little things we despise. We have cairns of ipods, our student population like to piss on them every weekend after the pubs close. We wear Westwood that is clothes fashioned from the wood sourced from the west.
in Orkney
Date: 2008-06-14 06:45 pm (UTC)Scholars believe similar migrations happened during the ice age from Spain to West Virginia US. They give Silurians a lot of credit for the Clovis stone tool characteristics.
But GPS and WiFi would probably be appreciated but as an activity for real men and hunters it's the axe and spear.
Iffy Wifi
Date: 2008-06-14 07:41 pm (UTC)Sean T.
for an orkney ipod ...
Date: 2008-06-15 08:26 am (UTC)