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imomusHelp build the gigantic factories! Remember how we mocked Monocle magazine back in November for the "shameless advertorial" 
of editor Tyler Brulé? Remember how Tyler -- hyping the next edition of his magazine via his International Herald Tribune style column -- mixed up the empirical and the imperial when he described his own personal selection of "the best in travel" as "a poll"?
With shock labour we will ensure prompt delivery of the giants of the Five Year Plan! Well, Monocle has done it again, this time in spectacular style. In an astounding example of what I'll call "capitalist Stalinism", Monocle runs an advertorial section in its new issue about Heathrow Terminal 5.
Now, the rest of the press has been describing Heathrow Terminal 5, empirically, as a colossal disaster. In the three weeks since Terminal 5 opened it's cost British Airways £16 million in lost revenues and passenger compensation. More than 500 flights have been cancelled and nearly 30,000 bags lost due to a series of mega-bungles with the baggage-handling system.
Naomi Campbell's hand luggage got lost, causing the "ranting and screaming" model to be arrested and deplaned. Kate Moss also had her luggage lost in the terminal, including, she claimed, the designs for her new Topshop line and a £10,000 gift for a friend. British Airways reportedly paid her £20,000 compensation. When I met art writer Brian Dillon last week, over for the Berlin biennial, he told me his luggage had also been lost in Terminal 5, and hadn't made the transfer flight.
Full spead ahead for the fourth and final year of the Five Year Plan! But while the rest of the press and politicians have reached for terms like "bungled", "a debacle" and "an acute embarrassment", Monocle has hit the newsstands with a completely different story. In a four-page feature paid for by Terminal 5 operator BAA and delivered in Monocle's characteristically taut, smug style, the magazine gives us a picture that crosses Prada with Pravda. Hold the presses, darling, the famine is just a rumour! In fact, targets have been exceeded!
8 Million tons of pig iron! Terminal 5's "lightness of touch... raises the bar for airports worldwide", says Monocle, or rather "BAA x Monocle" -- the formula for sponsored advertorial. While, in the real world, tens of thousands of passengers were forced to camp out in Terminal 5 for days waiting for cancelled flights to come up on the signboards, in Monocle they "progress seamlessly from check-in to departures in an optimum time of 10 minutes".
Employing a firmly non-conditional future tense, the magazine assures its discriminating readers that "the 96 self-service check-in kiosks (along with the same number of fast-bag drops) will expedite the terminal's simple philosophy of passengers always moving forward. Checked baggage, for example, will be transported downward from the fast-bag-drop desks then horizontally on conveyor belts, so that passengers will be able to proceed, unimpeded, towards security.... you'll be guided by clear signage and a logical and, above all, concise journey -- there'll be none of the meandering that sometimes bedevils airport arrivals".
Under Lenin's banner for the second Five Year Plan! Of course, to be fair, this was all written before the calamitous opening of Terminal 5. It was written by BAA officials and then printed by Monocle after a light rewriting designed to make it sound a bit like Tyler Brulé. Clearly, an advertorial feature in a style mag isn't going to say what The Observer, for instance, recently told us about Terminal 5. That, in the months before the opening, Heathrow workers were shown 3D walkthroughs of the new terminal, given popcorn to munch while watching them, and handed mock boarding cards asking "Are you up for it?" Those who answered yes to this question were then offered jobs with new conditions their unions found highly dubious. That the attempt to maximize profits for BAA's owner, Spanish construction company Ferrovial (liable for £1bn a year in interest payments on a £22.6bn debt), had led to the sidelining of both airport workers and airport users.
Let's consolidate the victory of socialism in the USSR! The ironic disparity between Terminal 5's reality and Monocle's account of it could just be bad luck, bad timing. How could they know it would turn out so badly, and irony would clang so heavily through their feature? Perhaps they'll learn not to lend their editorial voice too readily to outside bodies for money. Perhaps they'll see how it damages the credibility of their own features. Unfortunately, this mix of design press utopianism and corporate langue de bois fits a little too well with Monocle's past practice (their confusion of a poll with Tyler's personal views, for instance) and with the general direction of capitalism itself. From the collapse of Enron, via Bush's "victory in Iraq" speech off the coast of California, to the credit crunch, there's been a Stalinist failure, in the capitalist West, to distinguish fact from fiction, and realities from wish fulfillment. Capitalism has become thoroughly Stalinist in its contempt for the empirical. Given the choice between fact and myth, all too often we print the glorious five year plan.
of editor Tyler Brulé? Remember how Tyler -- hyping the next edition of his magazine via his International Herald Tribune style column -- mixed up the empirical and the imperial when he described his own personal selection of "the best in travel" as "a poll"?With shock labour we will ensure prompt delivery of the giants of the Five Year Plan! Well, Monocle has done it again, this time in spectacular style. In an astounding example of what I'll call "capitalist Stalinism", Monocle runs an advertorial section in its new issue about Heathrow Terminal 5.
Now, the rest of the press has been describing Heathrow Terminal 5, empirically, as a colossal disaster. In the three weeks since Terminal 5 opened it's cost British Airways £16 million in lost revenues and passenger compensation. More than 500 flights have been cancelled and nearly 30,000 bags lost due to a series of mega-bungles with the baggage-handling system.
Naomi Campbell's hand luggage got lost, causing the "ranting and screaming" model to be arrested and deplaned. Kate Moss also had her luggage lost in the terminal, including, she claimed, the designs for her new Topshop line and a £10,000 gift for a friend. British Airways reportedly paid her £20,000 compensation. When I met art writer Brian Dillon last week, over for the Berlin biennial, he told me his luggage had also been lost in Terminal 5, and hadn't made the transfer flight. Full spead ahead for the fourth and final year of the Five Year Plan! But while the rest of the press and politicians have reached for terms like "bungled", "a debacle" and "an acute embarrassment", Monocle has hit the newsstands with a completely different story. In a four-page feature paid for by Terminal 5 operator BAA and delivered in Monocle's characteristically taut, smug style, the magazine gives us a picture that crosses Prada with Pravda. Hold the presses, darling, the famine is just a rumour! In fact, targets have been exceeded!
8 Million tons of pig iron! Terminal 5's "lightness of touch... raises the bar for airports worldwide", says Monocle, or rather "BAA x Monocle" -- the formula for sponsored advertorial. While, in the real world, tens of thousands of passengers were forced to camp out in Terminal 5 for days waiting for cancelled flights to come up on the signboards, in Monocle they "progress seamlessly from check-in to departures in an optimum time of 10 minutes".
Employing a firmly non-conditional future tense, the magazine assures its discriminating readers that "the 96 self-service check-in kiosks (along with the same number of fast-bag drops) will expedite the terminal's simple philosophy of passengers always moving forward. Checked baggage, for example, will be transported downward from the fast-bag-drop desks then horizontally on conveyor belts, so that passengers will be able to proceed, unimpeded, towards security.... you'll be guided by clear signage and a logical and, above all, concise journey -- there'll be none of the meandering that sometimes bedevils airport arrivals".
Under Lenin's banner for the second Five Year Plan! Of course, to be fair, this was all written before the calamitous opening of Terminal 5. It was written by BAA officials and then printed by Monocle after a light rewriting designed to make it sound a bit like Tyler Brulé. Clearly, an advertorial feature in a style mag isn't going to say what The Observer, for instance, recently told us about Terminal 5. That, in the months before the opening, Heathrow workers were shown 3D walkthroughs of the new terminal, given popcorn to munch while watching them, and handed mock boarding cards asking "Are you up for it?" Those who answered yes to this question were then offered jobs with new conditions their unions found highly dubious. That the attempt to maximize profits for BAA's owner, Spanish construction company Ferrovial (liable for £1bn a year in interest payments on a £22.6bn debt), had led to the sidelining of both airport workers and airport users.Let's consolidate the victory of socialism in the USSR! The ironic disparity between Terminal 5's reality and Monocle's account of it could just be bad luck, bad timing. How could they know it would turn out so badly, and irony would clang so heavily through their feature? Perhaps they'll learn not to lend their editorial voice too readily to outside bodies for money. Perhaps they'll see how it damages the credibility of their own features. Unfortunately, this mix of design press utopianism and corporate langue de bois fits a little too well with Monocle's past practice (their confusion of a poll with Tyler's personal views, for instance) and with the general direction of capitalism itself. From the collapse of Enron, via Bush's "victory in Iraq" speech off the coast of California, to the credit crunch, there's been a Stalinist failure, in the capitalist West, to distinguish fact from fiction, and realities from wish fulfillment. Capitalism has become thoroughly Stalinist in its contempt for the empirical. Given the choice between fact and myth, all too often we print the glorious five year plan.
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Date: 2008-04-15 10:00 am (UTC)But don't we all rather enjoy Monocle? I find it rather hilarious and only wish it had something of the mock arch tone that Tatler had during much of the 80's. Mind you, I had a subscription to Pravda then as well.
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Date: 2008-04-15 10:05 am (UTC)For a magazine that sets so much store by newspapers and travel, Monocle should try putting them together and getting some real features about real travel. Or do 2 + 2 = 5... forever?
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Date: 2008-04-15 10:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-15 10:08 am (UTC)The trouble with Marxy's media coverage is that he seems to suggest that this kind of thing only happens in Japan.
[adjusts monocle]
Date: 2008-04-15 10:14 am (UTC)(also, "spead"?)
(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-15 10:16 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-15 10:16 am (UTC)No, he has merely said that this kind of thing is bad. You seem to be belatedly agreeing with him, whereas before you argued that Marxy's criticism of such practices betrayed a Western-centric approach to the "truth".
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Date: 2008-04-15 10:23 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-15 10:23 am (UTC)He's said it's bad in Japan. He's never said anything about it happening in the West -- give me a link if I'm wrong.
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Date: 2008-04-15 10:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-15 10:42 am (UTC)But you seem to be channelling your inner Marxy on this post!
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Date: 2008-04-15 10:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-15 11:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-15 11:05 am (UTC)Now, I still vaguely disagree with you, but definitely better.
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Date: 2008-04-15 11:29 am (UTC)Sure, he makes a small concession, saying "American and European also filter down in similar patterns", but follows it up, naturally, with a but: "but Japan has a much more impressive infrastructure for planning out trends and transmitting them to the public".
He knows very well that admitting it happens in the West dilutes his arguments about Japanese exceptionalism fatally. You won't find him mentioning this in the Western context without the immediate rebuttal of that "but".
(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-15 11:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-15 11:38 am (UTC)Where do I do this?
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Date: 2008-04-15 11:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-15 12:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-15 12:10 pm (UTC)http://www.pliink.com/mt/marxy/archives/2006/07/deductive-argum.html
Downstream in the thread, Marxy admits to the use of advertorials in U.S. magazines, but says they're far less prevalent, and you seem to agree. On your very first post on that thread, you explicitly defend the advertorial-based approach, by imagining a parallel world in which Japanese magazines are editorial-driven, and showing how that wouldn't change things for the better.
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Date: 2008-04-15 12:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-15 12:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-04-15 12:50 pm (UTC)Pitch
Date: 2008-04-15 12:50 pm (UTC)Andrew Tuck is a nice guy; just call him...
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Date: 2008-04-15 12:55 pm (UTC)Since when does "Capitalism" have an all-encompassing grip on media output dedicated to twisting the facts in favor of the establishment? That monocle "advertorial" is a complete one off when compared to overwhelming majority of Terminal 5 reports in the media declaring it an absolute disaster, some even going as far as speculating it had damaged Britain's reputation.
"Given the choice between fact and myth, all too often we print the glorious five year plan."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Avoid_weasel_words
"Contempt for the reality-based community is contempt for reality and the community"
That makes the assumption reality and the community are absolutes of objective value. News, history, perception of reality itself; It's all just a relative interpretation made by the individual.
The best we can do is try to bring others around to our way of seeing the world (if you even care about others agreeing with you that is). To assume however that you have an objective view of truth by declaring yourself part of the "reality based community" is to ironically turn yourself into a faith-based community.