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The veteran moderate Nicolas Not-Sarkozy easily won election as Japan's ruling party president today. He will become prime minister on Tuesday.



A sober, brainy party elder -- son of a prime minister from the 1970s -- Not-Sarkozy has vowed to concentrate on down-to-earth issues such as economic equality and growth, while seeking warmer ties with the rest of Asia.

"I'm not highly educated or talented, and I don't have much experience," said Not-Sarkozy, on learning of his victory. "But despite that, you have chosen me as party president. I am moved," he said.

Not-Sarkozy has pledged to pay more heed to depressed rural regions.

Hawkish neo-liberal critics worry that the dovish Not-Sarkozy will be beholden to the LDP's old guard, slow down economic reforms, and be timid on foreign policy.

Time magazine's Toko Sekiguchi described Not-Sarkozy as "a consensus-driven political insider who opposes Yasukuni visits because they alienate Japan's neighbors. The country's enormous public debt? A scandal-ridden pension system? A bloated bureaucracy? Not-Sarkozy hasn't dedicated much campaign time to such issues."

"Not-Sarkozy was chosen by party factions and I worry that things will go back to the old Japan," said 37-year-old Katsuya Nishima, who works in the financial sector.

Despite a fiery temper -- he once kicked a litter bin across the room after a dispute with Shinzo Abe -- Not-Sarkozy is a softly spoken moderate who sports grey suits and listens to classical music, preferably accompanied by a decent bottle of wine. Offered a baby to kiss on the campaign trail recently, Not-Sarkozy politely declined.

Widely seen as a safe pair of hands who will steady the party ship, Not-Sarkozy's hallmarks are clinical efficiency and deadpan humour.

"Not-Sarkozy seems trustworthy and nice," said 49-year-old Shinya Yao in rural Hokkaido, northern Japan. "I want him to improve the healthcare system. I hope he doesn't raise the sales tax."

lol omg

Date: 2007-09-23 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
His hed is pastede on yey!

Re: lol omg

Date: 2007-09-23 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Me and the LOLZ girls are almost (http://community.livejournal.com/momus_lolz/10489.html) thinking along the same lines today! Except I'm celebrating septuagenarians!

Not-Photoshop!

Date: 2007-09-23 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Image

Holger Hiller came to dinner last night!

Re: Not-Photoshop!

Date: 2007-09-23 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
lol yeah I commented on that. Makes me think this post needs moar fake headlines.


Everything is funnier if it´s headed CATFANCIER.

From: [identity profile] kumakouji.livejournal.com
There's a difference between how westerners accept praise and how the Japanese accept praise, or rather, a difference in cultural norms.

If someone praises you for being beautiful, a westerner will usually reply something along the lines of "thank you". a Japanese person will most likely reply "Ah, no, I'm nothing special".

It would baffle if not worry people in the west to hear someone who was about to become a powerful figurehead of a country say such things as "I'm not highly educated or talented, and I don't have much experience". It would be like going to the dentist and the dentist saying "Well, Im not the best at dentistry, but I appreciate your patronage and I'll do my best". Westerners want to see confidence, it's comforting and assuring.

However, in Japan, humility is much more highly regarded in etiquette. The Japanese know that these comments are but empty humility though; he's going through the works. He's minding his Japanese P's and Q's. Don't mistake these comments for timidity. Expect more dustbin kicking for this guy in the future...
From: (Anonymous)
That's funny. Because 2000-2008 in the US has been (and will be) all about the American public wanting a guy they can "have a beer with," a guy who, by his own proud admission, got straight C's in school, yet somehow was able to get into Harvard Business School, which also reveals his privilege (How do you get into any Harvard graduate program with straight C's as an undergraduate? It doesn't happen unless you know somebody).

I think Bush's entire time as president has been about self-effacement, the retooling of "your leader" as a "real downhome guy" or whatever. Oddly Japanese, I suppose. Though, at the same time, Bush is also saying that he's not afraid to kick ass and take names. In other words, he's not just another sissy-ass liberal intellectual.
From: [identity profile] cheapsurrealist.livejournal.com
all about the American public wanting a guy they can "have a beer with,"

The American public wants an untreated alcoholic they can have a beer with.

From: [identity profile] kumakouji.livejournal.com
Being an average joe the public can relate to isn't the same as being humble. Japanese humility is self-deprecation. George Bush couldnt be further from the Japanese idea of humble.
From: [identity profile] akabe.livejournal.com
kuma-chan , not all japanese people do that. in fact there's also an equally stereotype-able tedency when someone is good at something to say it mind-blowingly straight. and of course there are real arseholes as well.
From: (Anonymous)
Well, I think it's hard for anything a politician says to be humble. Though this is probably the closest thing I've ever seen:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AS4fED1EyvY

When Bush cracks little jokes about his own (in)ability to speak well in public, and about the miserable grades he received in college, there is a certain amount of feather ruffling involved. He is essentially congratulating himself on not being one of the intellectual elite, being "just one of the guys," a good ol' boy or whatever. But in America, this is what passes for humility on the political stage. People buy it as humility, as a true self-inventory of shortcomings and weaknesses, from which one can then springboard and begin to inventory one's strengths ("I will fight terrorism tooth and nail," etc).
From: [identity profile] microworlds.livejournal.com
Image (http://tinypic.com)

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME

lol no don´t listen to cale.

Date: 2007-09-23 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
LOL OMG NOW I DED FROM LOLZ SRSLY.

"My bunny CUMS on my FEET"

ooohhh no never stop, keep it COMING. on my FEET

Re: lol no don´t listen to cale.

Date: 2007-09-23 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] microworlds.livejournal.com
I made it look like a Psychology magazine for some reason! Usually the headlines are:
"Quiz: WHAT KIND OF BUNNY ARE YOU? ^____^"
"IS YOUR BUNNY CUTE OR IS IT A DEVIL??? >:O"
"40 FUN WAYS TO MASSAGE YOUR BUNNY"

Actually, if you replace bunny with "woman" or "man" you get Cosmo headlines as well!

eeeww

Date: 2007-09-23 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
God yeah, they should totally rename Cosmo MANFANCY. I´d buy it if it was called that.

MY MAN COMES ON MY FEET.

Re: eeeww

Date: 2007-09-23 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] microworlds.livejournal.com
I would buy it, too! I should just make my own magazine called "MANFANCY" and put random pictures men on the cover! And all the articles will be 80's inspired.
Examples of articles:
"And I Ran: I Ran So Far Away"
"I Whipped It (Whipped It Good)"
"Do You Wear Black On the Outside Because Black Is How You Feel On the Inside?"
"Does He Really Want To Hurt You?"

MY MAN COMES ON MY FEET ALL THE TIME! I never knew that a magazine would know about my man doing that, much less other women around the world! AMAZING! I LOVE YOU MANFANCY!

LOLOLOOL

Date: 2007-09-23 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
And the advice is so useful! I never knew their characters improved so much with one snip. My carpet has never been cleaner.

Can the coming on feet article be called Stand and Deliver???! PLZ.

Re: LOLOLOOL

Date: 2007-09-23 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] microworlds.livejournal.com
Exactly! If I could get a lifetime subscription, that would be the icing on my life's cake! I'd never have to question my man's oddities ever again.

Yes, of course!
From: [identity profile] kumakouji.livejournal.com
Im not implying every Japanese person practices humility. Im sure Japan like anywhere else has its fair share of rude, obnoxious cunts without manners.

What I'm saying is, humility plays more of a part in standard etiquette than in the west, ironically devaluing it.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-09-24 12:24 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I don't get it: a stable one-party system in which life-time bureaucratic elders run the government with an eye to preserving power is the superior progressive alternative to two-party democracy in France?

I mean, I like Fukuda more than Abe or Aso but let's not get too excited. This is like Bob Dole replacing George W. Bush. Would Bob Dole or Fred Thompson be an equally awesome "Not-Sarkozy"?

Marxy

(no subject)

Date: 2007-09-24 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
My standards have gotten low because the world's have; I'm ready to celebrate the arrival of any politician who isn't threatening to bomb Iran or "reform" away rights.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-09-24 03:42 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I thought you weren't supposed to have "standards" in regards to foreign political leaders. If Japan elected a "bomb China" type, wouldn't that be ethnocentric of you to lodge any sort of complaint? Isn't it equally ethnocentric to support this step away from expressed militaristic conservatism?

Although, yes, any conservative conservatism is better than neo-conservatism.

Marxy

(no subject)

Date: 2007-09-24 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insomnia.livejournal.com
At least Not-Sarkozy isn't Sarkozy.

Maybe he's even refrain from threatening an attack against Iran!

(no subject)

Date: 2007-09-24 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
"Dogma involves babysitting heirlooms of dubious value deep within a bunker of reinforced concrete. With so much territory left to explore and subtleties yet to be grasped, how can we subject ourselves to live in such a prison or be employed as one of the guards? We must hit the road, uncover trails, overturn rocks, traverse darken [sic] alleyways, and open more forbidden chests..."
From: [identity profile] petit-paradis.livejournal.com
is that also why there is such huge amount of humilty in japanese porn, where it is sometimes taken to extremes (as most things japanese).

(no subject)

Date: 2007-09-24 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
At least Momus has got a new bogeyman - and he isn't English or American for once.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-09-24 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenicurean.livejournal.com
Shedding heirlooms of dubious value seems to imply a genuine change of mind, then?

Thick Brown Thatch.

Date: 2007-09-24 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Surreal politics of the imagination... I had a strange fantasy last Tuesday that U.K. Labour had lost the last scintilla of socialism and Gordy had invited Baroness Thatch around for tea and tart.
Thomas.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-09-25 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Yes, heaven forbid Anglophones should guiltily and masochistically chastize their own dominant culture!

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