The British Army has been brainstorming about what the world will be like thirty years into the future. They want to plan for the sort of risks, shocks and challenges the army might be facing in Britain in the year 2035.According to Rear Admiral Chris Parry of the Ministry of Defense's Development, Concepts and Doctrine Centre, there'll be inequality, overpopulation in Africa and the Middle East, shanty town-style urbanization, climate change bringing heat and soil erosion to developing countries and a big freeze to Europe, people with computer chips in their brains, and Flash Mobs mobilizing faster than the authorities can respond. Oh, and the return of Marxism.
Yes, even as Vladimir Putin promises a new Cold War, the British Army is foreseeing a 21st century resurgence of communist ideology and preparing to battle, well, not the international proletariat but the middle classes:
"The middle classes could become a revolutionary class, taking the role envisaged for the proletariat by Marx," says the report. The thesis is based on a growing gap between the middle classes and the super-rich on one hand and an urban under-class threatening social order: "The world's middle classes might unite, using access to knowledge, resources and skills to shape transnational processes in their own class interest". Marxism could also be revived, it says, because of global inequality. An increased trend towards moral relativism and pragmatic values will encourage people to seek the "sanctuary provided by more rigid belief systems, including religious orthodoxy and doctrinaire political ideologies, such as popularism and Marxism".

I must say I think the British Army is right. We're all sick of postmodernism, yet we know that there are really only two ways out of it: fundamentalist Islam and communism. I know which side I'm on.
The idea that the British Army is preparing to fight the British middle class does raise the worrying question of who the army is actually for, though. Doesn't the British middle class basically fund the British Army with their taxes? And isn't "the world's middle classes uniting, using access to knowledge, resources and skills to shape transnational processes in their own class interest" pretty much a definition of the normal workings of any republic?
But Britain isn't a republic, of course, and the army is still loyal to the royals. It's Her Majesty's Army, loyal, in 2035, to King William, presumably.
A republic is a nation which has had precisely the kind of revolution the army is preparing to quell; a middle class one. America had its middle class revolution in 1776, France in 1789. Britain, then, is scheduled to have its very own in 2035. Guardian readers -- middle class proto-Marxists every last one -- must be quailing to read that what they thought was their own army may well use "unmanned electromagnetic pulses" against their tactical Flash Mob uprisings, knocking out their communication networks and stymying their attempt to foment the kind of revolution other advanced states achieved in the late 18th century.

A child of the American republic, Jeffrey D. Sachs, sketches out a much more sensible vision of the future in the first of the 2007 Reith Lectures, Bursting at the Seams. Director of The Earth Institute, Professor of Sustainable Development at Columbia and a former advisor to Kofi Annan at the UN, Sachs also sees climate change and overpopulation as the major challenges the world faces. But instead of advocating, like the Rear Admiral, giving more money to the army so they can fight the very people who fund them, Sachs wants to take some of it away.
"One day's Pentagon spending could cover every sleeping site in Africa for five years with anti-malaria bed nets," he says.
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Date: 2007-04-12 12:51 am (UTC)Well, I greatly doubt that 99% of the world's human inhabitants even know what postmodernism is, or that an exit from it is essential. Hell, I know what it is, and not only do I doubt that an exit from it is needed, I consider it an academic construct. Yes, I realize that the 500 avid readers of Social Text and another 500 university professors disagree with me, but I can live with that.
Even so, fundamentalist Islam or Communism is a false dilemma. The second-coming of Marx has been promised more often over the past 50 years than even the second-coming of Jesus. Marxism's (or communism's) return is only slightly less improbable, in my estimation. Both promise to better the lowest class at the expense of everyone else, and even that, neither has never delivered. Given the middle class' unprecedented access to historical information, how is anyone going to sell the middle class on giving up what they have?
The middle class is, and will always be, the most politically apathetic. As long as they have entertainment, wage-slavery and wheels, they'll be basically contented. There will be little societal and even political nudges from elements within the middle class, but that will be in the direction of social responsibility and charity, not communism.
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Date: 2007-04-12 01:34 am (UTC)I think that's a bit narrow.
Whatever incarnation human civilization mutates into next, is not going to be a simple retread--I mean, from what else you're saying, surely it would be a different way to look at an older philosophy, but I feel that it would all be fascism in both cases if: either no one would own their property and hence not care too much, or fundamentalists tell you what to do with what is yours, and could relinquish it any time in the name of some god, but mostly just for their earthly power-bloated sickness.
Granted, I don't believe most of the world is even smart enough to be truly redeemed, but if any improvement is to take root, why should it be "communism or radical islam"? why not democratic socialism? or libertarianism? or even anarchy? (i'd be with the first)
(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-12 02:25 am (UTC)and i wholeheartedly approve.
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Date: 2007-04-12 02:25 am (UTC)Now repent and kneel before the monolith (of your choice)!
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Date: 2007-04-12 02:35 am (UTC)Spectre of communism
Date: 2007-04-12 03:01 am (UTC)What a great job it must be to daydream absurd scenarios of doctor's wives and vicars storming the barricades.
Where do I sign up?
Cyber-marxist punks
Date: 2007-04-12 03:12 am (UTC)following extreme political obsessions. Nihilists everywhere unite! We'll meet up later at Starbucks Yah!
KEYNE + ABEL
Date: 2007-04-12 03:23 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-12 05:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-12 05:28 am (UTC)Someday, W, I'll have to ask you to explain to me why Bukowski is so highly praised. It's always been as much of a mystery to me as why anybody falls for communism. Both of them always seem to need a bath.
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Date: 2007-04-12 05:43 am (UTC)I'll have to leave the evaluation of Britain's middle class up to someone else.
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Date: 2007-04-12 06:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-12 06:41 am (UTC)Good LORD, you're an optimistic fella, aren't you? The army, just like the cops, work for the tiny tiny minority of people who own very nearly everything (and by extension, everyone) in the world. Just because some of the money that pays for their upkeep was for a brief shining moment in the pocket of some middle class wage slave, doesn't mean that the jannisary classes work for the sheep they keep in line. The sheep dog gnaws the bones from the shepherd's table while the shepherd dines on lamb. Doesn't mean the sheep dog works for the sheep.
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Date: 2007-04-12 07:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-12 07:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-12 07:30 am (UTC)"People have always denied the possibilities of concrete progress. We were expected to have an Armageddon when President Kennedy gave this speech in 1963. You look at public opinion in 1963 - the overwhelming expectation was that war with the Soviet Union was inevitable. And the expectation was on just about every piece of progress that it couldn't happen. The expectation was that by now India would be wracked by devastating famine year in, year out, that hundreds of millions would die, that the die was already cast. So frankly the extrapolation from the present to the future on current trends is the easiest thing in the world. The idea that there can be change perhaps is a hard thing to accept. The idea that there has been profound change should be understood by everybody. And I want to make a key message, which obviously in this first talk I can't amplify, which is that the choices are better than you think, because the cost of these solutions is much lower than is feared. And this is the most important point. Climate change is not going to end our civilisation unless we pretend that it doesn't exist or unless we are so afraid that we don't confront it. If we confront it in a timely and sensible way, we can head off the worst at quite low cost. We can end extreme poverty within our own generation if we stopped rubbing our hands in angst, or just turning our eyes away. The more people understand the real choices, the real consequences and the real power that we have, with the phenomenal technologies that we have available, the more likely it is that we make the right choices - that's why it's worth talking about these things."
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Date: 2007-04-12 07:32 am (UTC)For example, Malaria nets are clearly beneficial if used properly, but there are also reports of people not being educated in their use, resulting in them becoming chemically treated fishing nets and the like. We can't simply airlift millions of nets into these countries and hope that people will make good use of them. Education is a crucial factor in eliminating these problems.
Though it sounds terrible, the "powers that be" in the West (the Bonos) should definitely step back and rely on NGOs and small-scale Searchers to do the beneficial aid in Africa. The infrastructural systems are not in place for large-scale plans to be successfully implemented. In fact, studies show that the more IMF or Worldbank funds that flow into these areas, the worse the areas actually get. It's almost a direct inverse relationship.
Lastly, though I don't support a purely Laissez-faire approach to foreign interaction or aid (such as with the Rwandan genocides) I do think that every situation should be handled carefully, within context, and from a bottom-up approach.
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Date: 2007-04-12 07:42 am (UTC)"How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm, when they've seen Pare-ee on YouTube?"
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Date: 2007-04-12 07:49 am (UTC)If you agree that those two additional factors are significant, how would you propose addressing them? What "choices" can those of us in developed, secularized nations make that will positively impact -- or even check -- those two vectors?
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Date: 2007-04-12 07:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-12 08:15 am (UTC)Ideological hand wringing is so 19th Century. If you see a person in a military or police uniform, just think of them as a clown like Ronald McDonald (not Ronald Dumsfeld, that's a different clown who used to work for another slaughterhouse). Or better yet, tell them you heard the Village People are looking for a replacement member. At any rate, just laugh at them. Start laughing hysterically. "Men in uniform" hate to be laughed at--it impuns their precious sense of authority. The sooner we all start acting like these people are ridiculous and useless to us, the sooner it'll happen.
Michael
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Date: 2007-04-12 08:25 am (UTC)...If by "it" you mean the soldier or policeman in question reaching for a gun and throwing you in a cell, I'm inclined to agree.
I don't think ideology is 19th century. Fukuyama himself now admits he got his "end of history" thing totally wrong. What's interesting is that even the army seems aware that the kind of increasing inequality we're now seeing makes socialist and communist ideology necessary. Even the Pope has been quoting Marx (http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/?sid=239266) recently.
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Date: 2007-04-12 09:06 am (UTC)And yet public opinion wasn't far wrong though, was it? A nuclear showdown was avoided by a hair's breadth during the Cuban missile crisis. Castro was actually urging Krushchev to nuke America.
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Date: 2007-04-12 09:18 am (UTC)"When Wilberforce started in this city in the 1770s and said that slavery should end in the empire, he didn't have a talk to this group and they said. 'Oh that's very unrealistic, (LAUGHTER) there's some very powerful slave traders out there that are never going to go with it, just give up and go home.' You know it was a fight. (APPLAUSE) It was a fight for half a century. Don't be pessimistic because it doesn't happen immediately. Lots of things happen - they just take time. Let me give one example. In early 2001, based on work that I was leading for the World Health Organisation, I issued a statement with my colleagues at Harvard saying that people in Africa should be treated with anti-retroviral medicines. At the time there was a huge attack by officialdom - 'How could you do this? It's completely irresponsible.' Where are we today? Of course we now have a Global Fund to fight AIDS, TB and malaria. There are billions of dollars being spent on this. There is a rapid scaling up of treatment, there is a commitment that by 2010 there should be universal access to anti-retroviral medicines for all who need them. Don't tell me things can't change, and that they can't change fast. We just need to fight for them, based on the evidence."
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Date: 2007-04-12 09:41 am (UTC)