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imomus
Just like Hard Gay -- Japanese comedian Masaki Sumitani -- I am not actually hard gay. But I can certainly see the beauty and appeal of men. So, following yesterday's entry on pretty girls, I thought I'd make one today about the kind of men I'd be into if I were into men. I'll have to rush this, because I'm due to have lunch in an hour with two men, Jason Forrest (Mr Donna Summer, Mr Cock Rock Disco himself!) and Craig Robinson (Mr Flip Flop Flying).Actually, I was planning to write something about the strange way people attribute gayness these days. I was amazed by how many of the comments I got on my Wired piece last week about Apple -- on the site and in private emails -- used homo imagery: I just wanted to suck Jobs' dick, I was standing up for gays and not our troops in Iraq, I should pull myself together and act more manly etc etc. Apple itself was seen as a "gay" company.
Anyway, here's a list of men I'd dig if I, you know, dug men. Clearly, historically, David Bowie has to be in there somewhere. But close behind, so to speak, would be people like Boredom Eye Yamataka, Toog, olamm, Marxy (he looked great last time I saw him in the flesh, but recent photos on Jean Snow's site show him, apparently, aging fast, bitch bitch!), Shawn from Lullatone, dancer Boris Charmatz, artist Sean Talley... I could go on...
Shit, I'm late for my date with the boys, but if you want any more on this subject you can sing it yourself in the comments, or re-read my piece about the homosocial. Hard gay forever, yay!
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Date: 2007-01-22 11:28 am (UTC)I wonder if you would dig Patrick Wolf. Supposedly you guys are the same genre of music. Huh.
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Date: 2007-01-22 12:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-22 12:58 pm (UTC)Marxy
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Date: 2007-01-22 01:03 pm (UTC)Boys who fit yesterday's criteria:
They're all arty, intelligent and hot.
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Date: 2007-01-22 01:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-22 01:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-22 02:04 pm (UTC)And you said yay, as well, heehee! I love you.
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Date: 2007-01-22 02:43 pm (UTC)You see what you get when you run off with jejeune young photographers like Jean Snow? Stick with me, honey, I'll always make you look great!
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Date: 2007-01-22 02:49 pm (UTC)(Left to right, Gay Craig, Gay Nick and Gay Jason.)
Foooooo~!!!
Date: 2007-01-22 03:24 pm (UTC)Or were the pants just made to look that way?
Re: Foooooo~!!!
Date: 2007-01-22 03:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-22 03:57 pm (UTC)I'm sorry if I misunderstood, I don't mean to be confrontational!
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Date: 2007-01-22 03:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-22 03:59 pm (UTC)But he isn't, proving once and for all that Momus couldn't possibly have any gay about him. AHahah.
I'd go gay for Momus...If I were a straight main. But I'm a pansexual teenage girl. So yeah. What a wondrously unnecessary analogy! XD
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Date: 2007-01-22 04:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-22 04:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-22 04:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-22 05:21 pm (UTC)Hahaha, if I were a straight man I´d go gay anyway. But I am also a pansexual girl although I am now sadly IN MY TWENTIES. How tragic.
Re: Foooooo~!!!
Date: 2007-01-22 05:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-22 05:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-22 05:36 pm (UTC)Rob Halford is the hardest gay.
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Date: 2007-01-22 05:55 pm (UTC)He even has a floating chair
Re: Foooooo~!!!
Date: 2007-01-22 05:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-22 06:13 pm (UTC)Like my friend James always says: "If you can grab your ankles and hold your breath for five minutes, I can make you famous."
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Date: 2007-01-22 06:14 pm (UTC)I'm a straight male and I want my women to be dykes.
Which probably means I am Eddie Izzard.
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