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Touring the Home of the Future, the article I wrote based on your help last week, has just gone up on the Wired site. Length restrictions and the need for a neat format (I ended up structuring the piece around an unreliable tour guide showing us a house of the future) made me restrict your inventions to things that could be found indoors. Thanks again to everyone who took time out on Boxing Day to suggest stuff!



My own home of the near future will be enhanced by a computer almost as large as the one you see in this picture. I'm planning to buy a 24" iMac (I haven't had a desktop system since about 2000, my nomadic lifestyle and slim budget haven't really allowed one). And the main thing I'll be doing with it is writing a book -- "Lives of the Composers", a rambling hagiography detailing the lives of fictional musicians. The book has been commissioned by Paris publisher La Volte. It'll be written in English, translated into French, and no doubt licensed to an English-language publisher too. Its flavour will be reminiscent of the work of writers like Italo Calvino, Lucian, Marcel Schwob, Bruno Schulz, and Laurence Sterne. It'll also read a bit like my short story 7 Lies About Holger Hiller.

I've spent most of my life being literary in non-literary contexts -- telling stories in art galleries and on pop records. Now comes the terrifying moment when I find out whether I can do it between the covers of a book. In my own personal home of the future, then, something rather old-fashioned will be happening. On a big new screen.

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Date: 2007-01-02 08:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chickensnack.livejournal.com
Just wanted to let you know that that picture is, unfortunately, a fake.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/computer.asp

I'm looking forward to your book!

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Date: 2007-01-02 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Well, an appropriate illustration for a piece about fiction, then!

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Date: 2007-01-02 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alphacomp.livejournal.com
Out of curiosity, considering your previous yearly output, will a new album also be in the works this year?

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Date: 2007-01-02 09:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cap-scaleman.livejournal.com
Is it going to be a novella or a novel or a collection of short stories?

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Date: 2007-01-02 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Not sure just now... possibly 2008 rather than 2007.

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Date: 2007-01-02 10:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Some mixture of all those, and none of them. A book-length ficiton.

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Date: 2007-01-02 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
Can't go wrong with Calvino and Sterne in your sextant.

Good luck, Nick. If you need an agent, I know a guy.

~W

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Date: 2007-01-02 10:16 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I have a 24' mac, it has made me much happier than I deserve.

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Date: 2007-01-02 10:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
24 foot! That is indeed a big one! I have nowhere to put my envy!

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Date: 2007-01-02 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neve-azul.livejournal.com
I look forward to seeing your book: may it be more accesible and popular than Lem's Doskonała próżnia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doskonała_próżnia).

I'm interested in seeing more of this "artist of the future" work you're doing..

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Date: 2007-01-02 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armoredbaby.livejournal.com
I have been revisiting a theme similar, where I score music for movies that have not been made.

In this photo, I like how they have incorporated the large ocean liner steering wheel, which conveniently opens the vault of tech-slaves at the ready, to man this dainty device, all of them jabbering in the Fortran language.

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Date: 2007-01-02 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armoredbaby.livejournal.com
Image

This image is what far-thinking prognosticators imagined Momus set-up to look like in the year 2009.

Pictured: Nanobots living inside a monitor similar to this one below, yet produced by a futuristic company called Mapple, who produced the product, remarkably, after a long and drawn out (http://www.mapple.net/smd/) litigation.
Image

Yay!

Date: 2007-01-02 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Looking forward for this book! Sterne! Cool! You gonna resuscitate the satirical prose? I am hearing a fictional one whistling Lilliburlero...

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Date: 2007-01-02 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Can we then,--being familiar with Laurence Sterne's style;--and the quaint manner in which he uses punctuation:--that is to say, extending one sentence on and on,--assume thereby that a similar style will be used herein?

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Date: 2007-01-02 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thunderbox.livejournal.com
It'll be written in English, translated into French, and no doubt licensed to an English-language publisher

Who will use your English original, or translate the French version back into English?

I have a sense that the latter would be more in-keeping with the work.

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Date: 2007-01-02 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
What's the point of writing a story like that?
mixu62

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Date: 2007-01-02 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Before I can answer your question, let me mention a peculiarity of my Uncle Warnock, who -- though most punctilious in manner and to all pernicious influence most adamantly opposed -- was nevertheless synonymous, to his brothers Francis, Frances and Francois, at least, with imprudent habits of punctuation; that is to say, the very control of the warp and woof of time itself -- by which I mean time neither conceived as a barking mutt nor an embroidered antimacassar, but indeed as it is conceived by astronomers, which is not to suggest any [continued page 264, column 6]

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Date: 2007-01-02 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Before I can answer your question, let me mention a peculiarity of my Great Aunt Berenice, who -- though most loquatious in speech and to the splash of gin not quite so wholly indifferent as the good doctor Hallam would have wished -- and indeed, had she listened to his entreaties, she would certainly still be here to pick up my tale as the deft seamstress swifting picks up a missed stitch, and tell you that, had gin not been her undoing, it would most certainly have been gossip itself which rendered sweet her [continuted page 1001, column 13]

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Date: 2007-01-02 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
This is what I call "progressive digression"!
Kuja

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Date: 2007-01-02 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I'm just surprised it's taken you all this time to decide to write a novel. Because for all your championing of the texural over the textual, you're really a textual guy, aren't you? Your songs are word-heavy, usually narrative too. Your blog isn't anything like the blogs you praise - Jean Snow or dippy Japanese teenagers posting pictures of flowers and food. Your blog is wordy, intellectual, where the pictures accompany the prose, not the other way around.

There's a funny dialectic on this blog: all the things you praise - collectivism, the textural, the female, the non-anglo - are all the things you're not.

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Date: 2007-01-02 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
You do good Sterne...
Enjoyed the Wired Article and your humourous incorporation of Click Opera readers suggestions with a few of your own.
As an aside: readers in the UK and Ireland may remember the wonderfully enthusiastic, naive futurism of the BBC series 'Tomorrow's World',it became unwatchable in the nineties as it sought to combat falling ratings by becoming ever more dumbed down (curious why TV moguls feel that dumb=popular), however in the Seventies (when I was a wee lad)it's gloriously optimistic futurism and oft hilariously useless or impractical prototypal inventions gave it a particular charm. It did also however showcase some inventions that became part of 'every modern household' such as the pocket calculator, the digital watch and the CD.
Thomas Scott.

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Date: 2007-01-02 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
You mean you're an incorrigible gobshite?
mixu62

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Date: 2007-01-02 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
Ooh, the book sounds very exciting! I´ll be looking forward to it.

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Date: 2007-01-02 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
Ooh, buuuuurn. /sarcasm tag
From: (Anonymous)
Get up the yard, y' spanner!
Thomas.S.

Spitz gig

Date: 2007-01-02 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hello Nick

I'll be attending your performance at the Spitz, and I was just wondering what time you'll be coming on? Do you know what time roughly the night will be over? I have to catch a bus out of London, you see. Thanks!

Mark

More cheese cloth

Date: 2007-01-02 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
This is what click opera looks like in 24".
Pixel decadence!

(Don't forget the wireless keyboard and mouse)

-J

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Date: 2007-01-02 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Ya fuckin sook!

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Date: 2007-01-02 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
all the things you praise - collectivism, the textural, the female, the non-anglo - are all the things you're not.

Is that a funny dialectic, or is that just the definition of glamour ("what we're not")? It's also close to the definition of radicalism / liberalism that I hazarded yesterday: to be a radical means not being on the side of one's own culture, or on the side of power.

I tend either to get accused of hypocrisy ("you don't live the life you champion") or narcissism ("you hold up your lifestyle as the ideal"). Well, I suppose you can be both (an ugly narcissist, perhaps?)...

Re: Spitz gig

Date: 2007-01-02 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I'm not quite sure what time I'm on, but as there are at least two acts before me I should think it won't be before 10. The show will probably end 11.30ish.

Re: More cheese cloth

Date: 2007-01-02 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Where's the picture / link? Or do we need 24" iMacs to see it?

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Date: 2007-01-02 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricwitch.livejournal.com
Oh, look how pwned I am now.

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Date: 2007-01-02 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-mimic736.livejournal.com
I hope it has some grossout humour in it. That's the Momus I know and love.

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Date: 2007-01-02 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-mimic736.livejournal.com
I GUESS WAGNER LEFT THAT PART OUT

tanoshimi ni shite imasu

Date: 2007-01-02 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peacelovgranola.livejournal.com
interesting news momasu-san!

thinking about this, i realized there's also plenty of material, photos, super-challenging essays, etc. in the click opera archives that could make up another book as well--at least for my money. a somewhat postmodern idea i guess: a website reformatted to book form! (that reminds me of a thought i had a long time ago about whether or not "The Collected Emails of ..." would be a cool book title or not). alas, happy new year and all the best on your efforts in 2007.

michael (and kiyomi)

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Date: 2007-01-02 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reflejos.livejournal.com
I'm surprsed that you left something very important out. That you spend now "most of your life" in a literary (or should I say non-literary) context writing (and speaking, and singing, and taking pictures, and editing, and laying out) for your blog. And that it is the best blog I have found.

I find it intriguing. I have also a friend, who is a great blogger (in spanish), but doesn't give much credit to it and wants to publish a book.

Here you both are creating a new literary form. Maybe it comes out so well, precisely because you don't give to it the importance it deserves.

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Date: 2007-01-02 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reflejos.livejournal.com
A comment on the wired article: why non of the proposed inventions do sound interesting or original? have we lost any capacity of dreaming about gadgets? maybe we have all the gadgets we need? maybe we dream better of a world with less gadgets?

Completely off-topic...

Date: 2007-01-02 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberdionysus.livejournal.com
I had osechi for the first time (and my first Japanese New Years Day feast)! I loved it! It was some of the best food I've ever had. Do you like it?

I have a new crew of Japanese friends who made an osechi feast. I'm also always asking them about your opinions on Japan and your relentless boosterism. They are my native reference-points to your blog and thoughts.

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Date: 2007-01-03 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blndsnnts.livejournal.com
I enjoyed the story. Especially the part about the Swedish commercial.

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Date: 2007-01-03 02:37 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
speaking of nomads and the futur, http://www.iftf.org/docs/SR-843_Cybernomadic_Framework.pdf

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Date: 2007-01-03 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] telephoneface.livejournal.com
I would love to read any book you write!!

I spent a chunk of New Years Eve listening to some local eccentric ramble on about the BIG BIG CHANGES that are going to sweep the world within the next pair of years. The internet was just the beginning, he says, and he kept pointing to the mysterious interest the Bush administration has placed in space exploration. He was telling me the Russian or Chinese space programs are either intending or plan on doing the following things in the very near future:

a base on the moon
observational stations on asteroids/interstellar satellites
a voyage to mars
something big to be placed on a moon of Jupiter

At points in his rambling he saw me roll my eyes as I took a swig of cheap champagne and laughed to my friend. It sounded very 2001: A Space Odyssey yet he seemed very earnest and serious about all this business.

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Date: 2007-01-05 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niddrie-edge.livejournal.com
Word is, they know Jesus is an alien.
They won't let him waltz right in till they know he is on "our" side.
He better have the "national interest" mantra down.

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