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I love Berlin! Where else could you wander around a space station-like "winter bathing ship" filled with naked men and women?



Hisae and I stumbled across this wonderful structure by chance. We'd been shopping at the Treptower Market (where I found a lovely wig), and came out to look at the river. I'd hung out here in the late summer with friends, sipping mojitos on artificial sand and watching people swimming in the elegant pine pool that floats in the river. But for the winter the Arena's Spree beach complex has suddenly sprouted three curved greenhouse covers. For €12 (a couple more if you rent dressing gown, flip-flops and a towel) you can spend three hours lazing about, going from the sauna to the big cool pool, getting a massage, or just sipping weissbier lying on a big white reclining chair in a fluffy hooded gown.

We're totally used to bathing in sentos in Japan, splitting up at the door and filing into the men's and women's sections with a "See you in 30 minutes!". Here, though, you can stick together the whole time, swimming naked under a full moon (the pool has outdoor edges) or sweating in the eucalyptus-scented steam of the sauna cabins while gazing out over the Spree.



My first sight, as I went to shower, was a flabby naked woman with a hedge of hair between her legs. But it soon felt pretty natural -- or naturist -- to be mingling in the nude with strangers. There were lots of gay men there, and some single middle-aged men who were definitely scoping the women out as they lay in their deck chairs with blankets over them. But mostly the longstanding German tradition of nude lake bathing, or public park nudity, made everything totally smooth. I wonder if you could introduce mixed nude bathing at the new, rather similar-looking Piscine Josephine Baker in Paris? It seems to me that the fact that women are more sexualized in Paris makes the city less sexy, because stuff like this would just be too charged to happen.

There were interesting cultural contrasts in the sauna, though. When I stepped in naked, a naked German told me, in a relaxed sort of way, that the regulations state that you should bring a towel to sit on "to protect the wood from your sweat". (At first I thought he was telling me not to have an erection.) A British couple soon arrived, dropping the towels wrapped around the important bits of their bodies only when they were settled on the bench. Next an American arrived. He kept his towel tightly tied around his midriff the whole time.

Different cultures, different attitudes to the body. The British are a bit uptight, but willing to unwind in the right context. The Americans stay in their comfort zone -- clothing. The Germans are totally relaxed -- as long as you follow the rules. You could walk naked down the street in Berlin... as long as you stopped at the red man.



As for Hisae, she felt a bit strange. She's used to being naked in front of females at the sento in Japan, but in front of men (some of them looking up from their magazines to watch) it felt odd. It would have been worse if they were Japanese, she says. Modern Japanese -- in a sort of "Adam and Eve realised they were naked" way -- have lost their mixed bathing habits; they were phased out at the end of the 19th century when Commander Perry and his men let the Japanese authorities know they considered mixed bathing indecent. Contra Perry, I consider it a very civilized habit. Hisae and I cycled home in the pink of health, resolving to come back to the badeschiff at least twice a week until mid-April, when it reverts to a normal -- and clothed -- beach.

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Date: 2006-12-03 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fireflesh.livejournal.com
Must try this when I visit in February.

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Date: 2006-12-03 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)

Beautiful post. Berlin seems like an ever inspiering enviornment.-Jed

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Date: 2006-12-03 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tundraboy.livejournal.com
*sigh* It's so embarassing that everyone else in the world can see how repressed we are in the States. I don't suppose we few American exhibitionists can make up for the majority of our beet-faced Pilgrims Nouveau.

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Date: 2006-12-03 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kineticfactory.livejournal.com
I've just added this to my list of things to visit when I get to Berlin.

(Have you thought of writing up a travel guide to Berlin for like-minded people? Or even putting a wiki page somewhere listing things to visit if you're the kind of person who reads Click Opera.)

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Date: 2006-12-03 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I actually wrote a proper professional Berlin guide for Olive, the BBC's travel and food magazine, last year. It was such a gruelling task that I've sworn never to undertake any such thing again. But googling with "imomus berlin" (without inverted commas) will bring up a sort of virtual guide to "Momus' Berlin".

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Date: 2006-12-03 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Meanwhile, I'm sure you're all dying to see my new wig. I'm pleased with it: it just cost €8, but it matches my own hair pretty well and looks fairly credible. I think I'll wear it from now on the way Warhol wore his. But perhaps I should change my identity, make a new man to match the new hair. Rather than "Momus wearing a wig", I'll become "Curly Carl" or something. Momus concerts can be "Curly Carl interprets the late works of Momus".

Image

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Date: 2006-12-03 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] intergalactim.livejournal.com
did you keep wearing the wig in the naked-baths?

Cute !

Date: 2006-12-03 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
And Curly Carl will perfectly match the German style !
Except when at he pool ... what will you be there ? Adorned Adam ?
xxx Svetie

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Date: 2006-12-03 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whumpdotcom.livejournal.com
they were phased out at the end of the 19th century when Commander Perry and his men let the Japanese authorities know they considered mixed bathing indecent

Wha? Okay, color me skeptical here, but how does one naval commander change that? Was there another, larger cultural change afoot, and Perry's black fleet just a convenient name to hang it on?

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Date: 2006-12-03 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I wore it as I was checking in, but took it off like "clothes". I'm sure Elton John does the same thing when he goes to his saunas.

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Date: 2006-12-03 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charleshatcher.livejournal.com
Will Curly Carl have a more outre fashion sense than Momus? We're talking "80s Renaissance," "Art Retro," and "Moogue". But a flapper dress and monocle will do just fine. "Charleston" should be Curly's middle name.

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Date: 2006-12-03 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com

It's not all down to Perry, I'm really using his name metonymically. Nakedness in Japan (http://www.japanvisitor.com/index.php?cID=365&pID=960) on the Japan Vistor website tells the story:

"In contemporary Japanese society nudity occupies a similar position as in Western societies, that is to say, the naked human body is considered sexual with the often attendant emotions of embarrassment and shame.... However, pre-modern Japan was quite different with nudity and semi-nudity being commonplace. In the towns and cities, laborers, rickshaw drivers, etc would wear only a loincloth during the warm weather, and women would be often bare-breasted.

"Attitudes began to change towards the end of the 19th century. The Japanese government needed to appear "civilized" to the Western powers so that the unequal treaties Japan was forced to sign could be repealed. Many new laws were passed to change the appearance of Japan to the gaze of the West. In 1872 a law was passed in Tokyo prohibiting public nudity, mixed bathing..."

Here's a picture of a public bath in Simoda (http://www.brunias.com/images/pub-bath-simoda.jpg) before this legislation was passed.

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Date: 2006-12-03 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whumpdotcom.livejournal.com
Ah, that makes more sense now. Tx.

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Date: 2006-12-03 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mini-snape.livejournal.com
I like it, it looks like mod hair gone crazy.

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Date: 2006-12-03 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gillen.livejournal.com
I'm not sure 'repression' is necessarily the right angle to take. It seems to me that often when we are accused of being 'repressed' it is because we are exhibiting a distaste for the sort of communal openness which we as a species exhibited before culturally (and, moreover, biologically) exhibited prior to evolving, and I'm left wondering why a revulsion for more primitive behaviour should be considered a bad thing. Public baths and saunas have always struck me as being barely a step above grooming each other, a sort of tribal behaviour instinct of our monkey ancestor backbrains.

But then I always was rather fond of the Victorian 'fake-it-till-you-make-it' attitude of social development and their division of public and private space.

Vibin' with Japan

Date: 2006-12-04 02:23 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hey wow, the "winter bathing ship" was featured in a little three-minute air-time-filling cultural break between programs on Japanese TV last night.

D in Setagaya

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Date: 2006-12-04 02:40 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"the regulations state that you should bring a towel to sit on"
this reminds me of my first trip to the ob/gyn after moving to berlin from california a few years ago. i was mortified when they told me to wear thick socks and bring a towel for my visit. it took many visits for me to become used to the "naked from the waste down" doctor visits, in which i sat on my towel while my doctor chatted with me about current events and this and that. i understand when hisae says that it would have been worse to be stared at by japanese instead of germans. i would have called the police if my american doctor thought he could engage me in conversation while i was wearing no bottoms (of course the combination of top/no bottom plus thick socks is enough to intimidate even the most cosmopolitan of americans)...

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Date: 2006-12-04 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stanleylieber.livejournal.com
Humans are still disdaining other humans for not sharing identical preferences; whatever the ostensible topic of discussion.

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Date: 2006-12-04 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akabe.livejournal.com
there're still plenty of mixed onsen around japan unfortunately nowhere too close to tokyo. actually today we wanted to go to this great onsen at the far end of gunma but we damn missed the 6 am wake-up to get the day synchronized - well it'll be kanda today.

the sauna in the middle of lake geneva is wonderful too. unchanged since probably when the league of nations was formed.

Image

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Date: 2006-12-04 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gillen.livejournal.com
LOL. Yes, well I doubt that's going to end up being a particularly human trait and turn out to be more a case of universal self/other.

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Date: 2006-12-04 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stanleylieber.livejournal.com
I like the wig.

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Date: 2006-12-04 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Mutual grooming is one of life's biggest joys. Any "civilisation" which eliminates it -- in favour of, for instance, tapping a keyboard and sending emoticons to someone -- is pretty sick and anaemic.

; - )

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Date: 2006-12-04 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wingedwhale.livejournal.com
I am definitely an American. But I think my fatness offends people, so it's more about others' attitudes than my own.

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Date: 2006-12-04 07:04 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
don't you have to be bottomless for any gyno visit?
i live in the u.s. and my gynos always chat it up while their poking around. i think it's supposed to make you feel more comfortable, or maybe make them feel more comfortable.

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Date: 2006-12-04 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xishimarux.livejournal.com
You have to sing all of Momus' greatest hits in Ragtime or Piano Sonata style when you are Curly Carl.

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Date: 2006-12-04 11:08 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
All this openness on the physical level just means that somewhere else - on the metaphysical level - you're really closed.

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Date: 2006-12-04 11:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Nice to hear you sounding calmer, Oxford Science Park. Did you take some exercise over the weekend... or perhaps commune with an impalpable transcendence?

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Date: 2006-12-04 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Whoa. What a scary coincidence, again.* I spent most of yesterday afternoon and evening there.

... without seeing you, actually. Ha! So maybe you are making up these stories?

der.

* A while ago you had a picture here of the only Graniph T-Shirt I own.

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Date: 2006-12-04 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
thank you alin for the Geneva comment - great to hear about my quasi-hometown's own Bain des Pâquis while in Tokyo. When were you there? The baths were constructed in 1872, and redone in 1931-32, so you were pretty spot-on about that. To say it's in the middle of the lake is another thing, but it's certainly a good few stretches out at bay.

Swiss-French television, Télévision Suisse Romande, ran a wonderful multipart documentary 4 years ago or so about the Bains and its users, some of them regular users for over 60 years. It was filmed by Bertrand Theubet and called "Bains des Pâquis - Paradis". Couldn't find a good link to it, though.
The Bains' website is here: http://www.bains-des-paquis.ch/

thank you again,
luc

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Date: 2006-12-04 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cityramica.livejournal.com
is it terribly cold in Berlin now?
I had a dream about visiting a few nights back, but received no details about the weather.

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Date: 2006-12-04 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
For this time of the year it's pretty warm. The warmest since weather is recorded, actually.

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Date: 2006-12-04 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akabe.livejournal.com
the middle of the geneva corner of the lake would be more accurate i guess.

i was there for a few days in september this year, the water was cold enough for a great after-sauna dip though. geneva, quite unique. but then with all that stuff going on it should be.

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Date: 2006-12-04 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
We were there from about 16.45 to about 7.30pm. Sunday, that is.

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Date: 2006-12-04 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
sitting on your own towel in the sauna instead of your bare butt isn't an explicit german habit i guess. isn't it rather one of those international sauna rules and a question of hygiene?

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Date: 2006-12-04 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Hisae and I are supposed to be going to Iceland soon, so we're already excited about the pools there. Have to find that old issue of Relax with the outdoor volcanic bathing on the cover...

no bottoms

Date: 2006-12-04 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
do you sit with your doctor at her/his desk before the actual exam? it goes without saying that exam will involve no bottoms/stirrups/etc., but tell me how comfortable you would be to chat with no bottoms while the doctor sat across from you while sipping coffee and looking over your file.
what i meant to comment on was the different situations in which people feel comfortable with being nude. i also mentioned this story because i didn't feel quite as embarrassed because the doctor wasn't american, and because i knew that she didn't think anything of nudity at all (she grew up in east germany, a place even more into the nude thing than west germany)...
and clearly even momus was weirded out by the idea of bringing your own towel..

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Date: 2006-12-04 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Alright, I'll let that pass then. We came at around 7:40 (and left at midnight).

der.

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Date: 2006-12-05 02:10 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I wonder, do you wear the wig because you feel bad in the public for having less hair or is it some kind of costume? Do you become Curly Carl when wearing your youth-hat?

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Date: 2006-12-05 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://getopenid.com/robert_ (from livejournal.com)
Now I've got me an OpenID just for your blog and forgot to sign in when posting a comment.

Robert

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Date: 2006-12-05 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
It's fancy dress. Initially I was just wearing it to carry it home, because it was an impulse buy at the market. But it was fascinating to see whether people who didn't know me accepted me at face value. (Hard to tell; it's the eyepatch which makes me look "different", whatever's on my head.) Then it was fun to take snaps. I haven't worn it since, and to be honest it will probably collect dust now. Such is the fate of market impulse buys.

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Date: 2006-12-05 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lord-whimsy.livejournal.com
Wear it. And grow a moustache.

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Date: 2006-12-05 09:48 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Bathing in the Blue Lagoons is a strange experience. The really hot water in combination with the freezing arctic winds is oddly refreshing, minus walking barefoot on pointy volcanic rocks and the sulphuric water. Going to give us a hint about what you are going to do there?

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Date: 2006-12-05 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Play a Momus show! (But not in the lagoons, alas.)

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Date: 2006-12-07 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightfromlight.livejournal.com
It's certainly a rule in situations where everyone's naked.

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Date: 2006-12-14 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elperrodepaulov.livejournal.com
"At first I thought he was telling me not to have an erection." :)

- Sir, would you please ease off your erection? It´s not allowed, I´m afraid.
- Yes, well, let me think on something unerotic... No, it´s not working. Wait, I know, give me a minute...

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Date: 2006-12-14 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Thoughts of tax, death and dentistry always do it for me.

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