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"I liked him from the moment we didn't quite meet," begins my song Shoesize of the Angel. The people you've just missed meeting and the places you've never quite been are often the most intriguing ones -- proximity without direct experience leads to rumours, fascination, imagination -- so today I'm going to talk about some of them.

Let's start with a person and a place. The person is photographer and artist Yuki Kimura, and the place is an organic buffet (and toyshop!) just off Tokyo's Omote Sando called Crayon House. Although I haven't had direct experience of either of them, the near-misses are significant. When I was recording at Rusty's place on Tuesday Yuki Kimura was due to arrive at any minute. (I left before she did.) You can see Yuki's famous "basketball and baby" photos here and images from her Sister exhibition here. (Her galleries, Ishii and Kodama, were people I couldn't stop meeting last week. I literally bumped into the Kodama people everywhere -- Sunrise Mart, Hiroko's Place, the Deitch and of course the Armory Show.)



As for Crayon House, I must've walked by it a hundred times. The Tokyo Q review tells you all you need to know; basically it's a weird mixture of a toyshop, a fitness and parenting centre, a bookshop, and an organic restaurant. Very slow life, very Slow Toys.

The organic cafe at Crayon House came up in an online chat I had yesterday with my ex-flatmate Ayako, who lunched there the other day with the people from Osaka fashion company Cosmic Wonder. Cosmic Wonder are another example of near-misses in my life; I've never met them, but they've worked with four of my friends. Ayako, who works in fashion, knows them well. Cosmic Wonder's designer Yukinori Maeda (I interviewed him by e mail last year for ID magazine) often works on music with Rusty Santos, who of course spent a month in Berlin last year recording tracks for my forthcoming album Ocky Milk. And Toog and Flo modelled for Maeda in 2003, in a gallery show in which he dressed them only in the scraps of clothes visible in an old 1970s photo he'd found, leaving the rest of their bodies unclothed.



If you check Toog's blog, by the way, you'll see that his latest entry is an explanation of a recent song he wrote whose title translates as "She Takes Off Her Panties". A bit like my "Shoesize of the Angel", Toog tells a love story backwards, starting with the removal of the underwear and ending with the man proposing, over dinner, a game of Scrabble. You can hear the song on Toog's Myspace page. Actually, the difference is that in my backwards song the things are not only backwards but didn't quite happen. In other words, the backwards narrative arc manages to miss its original point of departure and end up in a parallel world where the things that caused the later events never occurred.

By the way, my own MySpace page is something that only happened in a parallel world too. I started one, then decided it was too ugly (I was also annoyed by the fact that the MySpace founder, with his awful taste in music, was automatically added as my first friend). So I deleted it immediately. But now, whenever I look at someone's MySpace page, I'm told they're "in my extended network". So I guess I'm still on MySpace as a ghost, a lost event, a space, a non-presence nevertheless related to presences, a missed opportunity. Which, as this entry shows, is the kind of thing that happens in life too. Hello, MySpace non-friends, I liked you from the moment we didn't quite meet!

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Date: 2006-03-25 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cap-scaleman.livejournal.com
I am quite sure you haven't met this person (http://www.myspace.com/donclaude) yet.

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Date: 2006-03-25 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I like your bathtub song very much!

GG

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Date: 2006-03-25 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
I am quite sure you haven't met this person yet.

No, I haven't, but I hear that once you do he sticks like glue (http://www.vimeo.com/clip=48211)!

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Date: 2006-03-25 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cap-scaleman.livejournal.com
He is very scary, evertime after I have brushed my hair I see him in the mirror. Can't get him off! He must be.... Gosh, no! He must be my pervert doppelganger (http://www.phespirit.info/momus/19970103.htm)! How should I try and get rid of him, Momus?

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Date: 2006-03-25 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cap-scaleman.livejournal.com
Want to know a secret? Close to everybody who have seen my MySpace says they like that song. I wonder if it is some sort of "underground hit"... Hmmm....

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Date: 2006-03-25 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
You could try giving him his own TV show, then never watch TV.

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Date: 2006-03-25 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cap-scaleman.livejournal.com
Yes. I could even try and make him a journalist and then send him off to a distant place somewhere far away. Like the northpole... Or the southpole. Or, I could send him in a package to Rhodri. I am sure that Rhodri would appreciate those phonecalls my doppelganger always does.

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Date: 2006-03-25 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Yes, he could write one of his Cyberman columns about them.

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Date: 2006-03-25 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cap-scaleman.livejournal.com
I wonder how that would be: "Everyday at the same time I get a call from a mysterious beretwearing muppet (that for the moment lives in my bathtub). I do often enjoy these phonecalls but clumsy as I am I often slip on my shoes while running to the phone in that enthustiastic way you run when you get woke up about 5:45 in the morning after been reviewing bars all night long."

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Date: 2006-03-25 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alisgray.livejournal.com
It is possible, now, to unfriend "Tom" on myspace.

Probably still not a necessity in your life, but.

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Date: 2006-03-25 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bricology.livejournal.com
The first time I visited Crayon House, I thought it was a cult commune for hipster breeders. I still don't know if I was far wrong.

And I'm familiar with Gilles, but who is Flo? Is she sporting a wig, or is that naturale?

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Date: 2006-03-25 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Flo is Gilles' Significant Other. I think her hair has a little help in that picture.

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Date: 2006-03-25 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cityramica.livejournal.com
oh my goodness, i was just speaki
ng yesterday about the photographer/artist who posed people with only shirt collars, but i was drawing a blank as to his name.
thank you for reminding me though your timing is almost spooky. i was thinking of an installation myself that involved visitors stapling bits of fabric to my own segmented shirt collar.

what could have inspired you to join MySpace, Nick? anyway, you should get back on you'll have your page crawling with cute girls in nothing flat. even Madonna's on myspace [my boss keeps telling me] doncha know.

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Date: 2006-03-25 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cityramica.livejournal.com
yeah but isn't mixi only in Japanese? Nick-san can't live on babbelfish alone.

Missing people

Date: 2006-03-25 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] instant-c.livejournal.com
I was supposed to meet John on your last tour at Bottom of the Hill. He had contributed a piece to a sound series I had curated and I had a cd/dvd of the show for both of you. I was without a day job(i.e broke) at the time and went a night early due to a missprint and couldnt get back the next night. I would hate to miss you this time though, at the Whitney. I'll get lunch if you pick the place!

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Date: 2006-03-25 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] samuellsamson.livejournal.com
I have a myspace too, similarly inactive, and I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who deleted that annoyingly tasteless founding father.

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Date: 2006-03-25 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexaffect.livejournal.com
I like imagining my relationship to Maeda’s work in the sort of terms you’ve described; sustained by a powerful reaction to beautiful stuff made anxious by a feeling of its always being just outside one's grasp.

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Date: 2006-03-25 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cityramica.livejournal.com
hey dzima can i have an invite?
From: (Anonymous)
I came across this recently and decided not to join myspace.

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/march2006/160306myspace.htm
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
Its ownership by Rupert Murdoch is absolutely reason enough not to join it, I think.
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
There's also the fact that police use MySpace to ID suspects (http://wired.com/news/wireservice/0,70501-0.html?tw=wn_index_11).
From: [identity profile] cerulicante.livejournal.com
Although I heartily enjoy the Fox network and Fox News, this MySpace thing is...retarded.

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Date: 2006-03-26 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wringham.livejournal.com
Hola, Momus. Can I talk about your weblog for fifteen minutes or so in a lecture on Computer Mediated Communication?

I'm sure I'll blog about it afterwards so you can even read what I said about it.

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Date: 2006-03-27 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imomus.livejournal.com
You're welcome!

HI

Date: 2006-03-30 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jajabinko.livejournal.com
I agree on the whole Myspace thing. I had one deleted it, went back, and am annoyed by it. I don't know why I have it? But I have decided to try out LiveJournal.> Let's see how this works out.]